Misty invited over her two friends, Ash and Brock, for a New Years party.
She was setting up the table with chips and soda, and was fluffing the
cushions for ultra-posterior comfort. While she was opening the cupboard to
get some oven-popcorn, the phone rang.
"Hello?" answered Misty. She placed the popcorn on the burner.
"Who's this?" questioned the voice.
"Who're you?" replied Misty.
"Is this.. Misty?" asked the voice.
"Maybe.. who wants to know?" flirtatiously asked Misty.
"I heard you were a good water Pokemon trainer."
"Really? From who?"
"Does it really matter from who? How 'bout you just go by what I think?"
"How am I supposed to do that if I don't know who you are?"
"Well.. meet me somewhere and we can test your training abilities in a Pokemon battle."
"Ok," gave in Misty. "I'll go for that. So, where do you wanna meet- wait! I forgot, I'm expecting company."
"It's ok, you won't have to go far."
"Well, where did you want me to meet you?"
"Come right now.. I'm on your front porch."
There was silence.
"Who is this?" cried Misty. "Hold on a minute.. I live in an apartment! I don't have a porch!" Misty laughed.
"I mean.. you.. I'm.. I'm on your.. balcony!"
"What the hell do you want from me?!" screamed Misty, frightened.
"Your Pokemon!"
"Nooo!!" shouted Misty as she ran out onto the balcony. "Hey, where are you?"
"Do you have a friend named.. Ash?"
"Why do you want to know?" said Misty, as scared as can be.
"Turn on your bedroom light.."
Slowly, Misty walked to her bedroom and turned on the light. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Misty.
"M- m- m- m..misty! What are you doing here?" said Ash.
"What am I doing here?! What the hell are you doing with Brocks naked body?!" shouted Misty. She ran away to the kitchen where she saw a massive foil bubble. It exploded, and a huge pokemon ball flew out and 'Gotta Catch 'Em All' music chimes in.
[SUPER: "Pokemon- The Tale of Horror."]
"Hello?" answered Misty. She placed the popcorn on the burner.
"Who's this?" questioned the voice.
"Who're you?" replied Misty.
"Is this.. Misty?" asked the voice.
"Maybe.. who wants to know?" flirtatiously asked Misty.
"I heard you were a good water Pokemon trainer."
"Really? From who?"
"Does it really matter from who? How 'bout you just go by what I think?"
"How am I supposed to do that if I don't know who you are?"
"Well.. meet me somewhere and we can test your training abilities in a Pokemon battle."
"Ok," gave in Misty. "I'll go for that. So, where do you wanna meet- wait! I forgot, I'm expecting company."
"It's ok, you won't have to go far."
"Well, where did you want me to meet you?"
"Come right now.. I'm on your front porch."
There was silence.
"Who is this?" cried Misty. "Hold on a minute.. I live in an apartment! I don't have a porch!" Misty laughed.
"I mean.. you.. I'm.. I'm on your.. balcony!"
"What the hell do you want from me?!" screamed Misty, frightened.
"Your Pokemon!"
"Nooo!!" shouted Misty as she ran out onto the balcony. "Hey, where are you?"
"Do you have a friend named.. Ash?"
"Why do you want to know?" said Misty, as scared as can be.
"Turn on your bedroom light.."
Slowly, Misty walked to her bedroom and turned on the light. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Misty.
"M- m- m- m..misty! What are you doing here?" said Ash.
"What am I doing here?! What the hell are you doing with Brocks naked body?!" shouted Misty. She ran away to the kitchen where she saw a massive foil bubble. It exploded, and a huge pokemon ball flew out and 'Gotta Catch 'Em All' music chimes in.
[SUPER: "Pokemon- The Tale of Horror."]
