Title: Friends of Voyager, The Sequel! - There Goes the Delta Quadrant!
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: What if the characters of Friends were the crew of Voyager? Then what would happen if they ran into the real crew? Script format.
Note: This was written a while back actually... Before the end of Voyager and the wedding of Monica and Chandler. It's just been sitting on my hard drive.... I made a few changes and now here's the next part. Sorry it's so short. The next part will be longer.
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Chandler: Oh no. What *will* I do?
Q: [glares] Look, the charpin is getting hungry. We need to feed it.
Janeway: Then we should have Neelix fix it some food.
Rachel: No no. No. [laughs nervously] That's okay. No, we insist that uh... Monica cooks it, because well.... We *insist*.
Janeway: [a little confused] All right, then. Make it so.
Chandler: [cough] Wrong series. [cough]
Janeway: [Throws her hands up in the air] Whatever! Just feed the damn thing!
Six. The Messhall. Monica is desperately trying to create a dish the creature will like as Q, Seven, Neelix, Janeway, Rachel, Ross, Pheobe, Joey, and Chakotay watch.]
Seven: You are using too much oregano.
Monica: Okay, *you* don't cook anymore! You refused that operation, so stand back you human barbie doll! All right?!
Seven: [actually looks afraid] I'm sorry, okay!? [bursts into tears and runs off]
Janeway: Wow! You made *Seven* cry!
Chandler: [mumbles] Monix can make anybody cry....
Monica: I *heard* that!
Neelix: Perhaps you should use some more of my leola roots.
Monica: *One* more suggestion and I'll be using your *hair* roots.
Neelix: [gulps]
Monica: Any more suggestions?!
Everybody: No!
Monica: HaHA! I think I've got it! [She shows everybody her very gross looking purple concoction] The little bastard had better like this one or else I'm not making another.
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: What if the characters of Friends were the crew of Voyager? Then what would happen if they ran into the real crew? Script format.
Note: This was written a while back actually... Before the end of Voyager and the wedding of Monica and Chandler. It's just been sitting on my hard drive.... I made a few changes and now here's the next part. Sorry it's so short. The next part will be longer.
~*~
Chandler: Oh no. What *will* I do?
Q: [glares] Look, the charpin is getting hungry. We need to feed it.
Janeway: Then we should have Neelix fix it some food.
Rachel: No no. No. [laughs nervously] That's okay. No, we insist that uh... Monica cooks it, because well.... We *insist*.
Janeway: [a little confused] All right, then. Make it so.
Chandler: [cough] Wrong series. [cough]
Janeway: [Throws her hands up in the air] Whatever! Just feed the damn thing!
Six. The Messhall. Monica is desperately trying to create a dish the creature will like as Q, Seven, Neelix, Janeway, Rachel, Ross, Pheobe, Joey, and Chakotay watch.]
Seven: You are using too much oregano.
Monica: Okay, *you* don't cook anymore! You refused that operation, so stand back you human barbie doll! All right?!
Seven: [actually looks afraid] I'm sorry, okay!? [bursts into tears and runs off]
Janeway: Wow! You made *Seven* cry!
Chandler: [mumbles] Monix can make anybody cry....
Monica: I *heard* that!
Neelix: Perhaps you should use some more of my leola roots.
Monica: *One* more suggestion and I'll be using your *hair* roots.
Neelix: [gulps]
Monica: Any more suggestions?!
Everybody: No!
Monica: HaHA! I think I've got it! [She shows everybody her very gross looking purple concoction] The little bastard had better like this one or else I'm not making another.
