Title: Friends of Voyager, The Sequel! - There Goes the Delta Quadrant!
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: What if the characters of Friends were the crew of Voyager? Then what would happen if they ran into the real crew? Script format.
Author's Note : Something screwed up somewhere and I lost some of this story.... I dunno how or why... But if I repeat some stuff just umm.... nod and smile.

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Q : [takes the food and disappears. He reappears seconds later covered in the food]

Chandler : Either the thing didn't like it or you had trouble putting on your purple lipstick.

Q : I swear if he wasn't sKiTzO's favorite... One snap, just one...

Ross : Come on guys, focus! We have to feed this stupid thing!

Jr : Hey! It's not stupid! It's mad wicked cool!

Q : Don't talk. Just.... Don't...

Monica : Okay.... He didn't eat the food... Any of it... He *obviously* doesn't like gourmet cooking! I've been the head chef of my own restaurant you know!

Chandler : Yes, yes, we know! Do you *have* to keep bitching about this? I mean it's getting kinda -

Monica : Kinda what?

Chandler : Cute! I love you! Bitch more, please?... Did I mention I love you?

Paris : *Somebody's* castrated....

Chandler : What?

Paris : Hmm? What? Nothing....

Torres : AHEM.....

Paris : I love you! Bitch more, please? Did I mention I love you?

sKiTzO : Bahahaha... Oh! [leaves]

Pheobe : Hey you know we feed it a shuttle!

Joey : Yeah!

Monica : Uhh hello? Need I remind you that shuttles aren't edible?!

Pheobe : Well, yeah, but -

Monica : They aren't edible! Period!

Pheobe : Fine! You're out of the will!

Joey : Oooh....

Monica : Whatever... Look, I'm open to suggestions.

Neelix : Yeah, *now* you want my help!

Monica : Not from you, though.

Neelix : [runs off crying]

Chandler : [Pulls out a padd] So now that's two....

Pheobe : [to Joey] Hey, you know what's funny? In parte dos sKiTzO calls Monix Monica like twice.

sKiTzO : [coughs]

Pheobe : I won't point out anymore mistakes, I *swear*! Well... Except maybe how Jr appeared out of nowhere....

sKiTzO : [coughs]

Pheobe : Yeah, I'll shut up now.

Rachel : Hey, I know... Here's a great idea... Why don't we just feed it some Leola Root and kill the damn thing?!

Janeway : [gasps] You can't kill it! It's a living, breathing -

Rachel : Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's pissing me off.

Pheobe : Will you excuse me and Joey for a minute? We have to ummmm... Wash our faces.

Joey : But Pheobes, my face is cle - [Pheobe elbows him in the stomach] Oof!

Chandler : Oof... Such a funny word...

Rachel : Uhhh... Okay....

Chandler : You know in Spanish they spell it "uf".

To be continued....