Title: Friends of Voyager, The Sequel! - There Goes the Delta Quadrant!
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: What if the characters of Friends were the crew of Voyager? Then what would happen if they ran into the real crew? Script format.
Author's Note : Something screwed up somewhere and I lost some of this story.... I dunno how or why... But if I repeat some stuff just umm.... nod and smile.
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Q : [takes the food and disappears. He reappears seconds later covered in the food]
Chandler : Either the thing didn't like it or you had trouble putting on your purple lipstick.
Q : I swear if he wasn't sKiTzO's favorite... One snap, just one...
Ross : Come on guys, focus! We have to feed this stupid thing!
Jr : Hey! It's not stupid! It's mad wicked cool!
Q : Don't talk. Just.... Don't...
Monica : Okay.... He didn't eat the food... Any of it... He *obviously* doesn't like gourmet cooking! I've been the head chef of my own restaurant you know!
Chandler : Yes, yes, we know! Do you *have* to keep bitching about this? I mean it's getting kinda -
Monica : Kinda what?
Chandler : Cute! I love you! Bitch more, please?... Did I mention I love you?
Paris : *Somebody's* castrated....
Chandler : What?
Paris : Hmm? What? Nothing....
Torres : AHEM.....
Paris : I love you! Bitch more, please? Did I mention I love you?
sKiTzO : Bahahaha... Oh! [leaves]
Pheobe : Hey you know we feed it a shuttle!
Joey : Yeah!
Monica : Uhh hello? Need I remind you that shuttles aren't edible?!
Pheobe : Well, yeah, but -
Monica : They aren't edible! Period!
Pheobe : Fine! You're out of the will!
Joey : Oooh....
Monica : Whatever... Look, I'm open to suggestions.
Neelix : Yeah, *now* you want my help!
Monica : Not from you, though.
Neelix : [runs off crying]
Chandler : [Pulls out a padd] So now that's two....
Pheobe : [to Joey] Hey, you know what's funny? In parte dos sKiTzO calls Monix Monica like twice.
sKiTzO : [coughs]
Pheobe : I won't point out anymore mistakes, I *swear*! Well... Except maybe how Jr appeared out of nowhere....
sKiTzO : [coughs]
Pheobe : Yeah, I'll shut up now.
Rachel : Hey, I know... Here's a great idea... Why don't we just feed it some Leola Root and kill the damn thing?!
Janeway : [gasps] You can't kill it! It's a living, breathing -
Rachel : Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's pissing me off.
Pheobe : Will you excuse me and Joey for a minute? We have to ummmm... Wash our faces.
Joey : But Pheobes, my face is cle - [Pheobe elbows him in the stomach] Oof!
Chandler : Oof... Such a funny word...
Rachel : Uhhh... Okay....
Chandler : You know in Spanish they spell it "uf".
To be continued....
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: What if the characters of Friends were the crew of Voyager? Then what would happen if they ran into the real crew? Script format.
Author's Note : Something screwed up somewhere and I lost some of this story.... I dunno how or why... But if I repeat some stuff just umm.... nod and smile.
~*~
Q : [takes the food and disappears. He reappears seconds later covered in the food]
Chandler : Either the thing didn't like it or you had trouble putting on your purple lipstick.
Q : I swear if he wasn't sKiTzO's favorite... One snap, just one...
Ross : Come on guys, focus! We have to feed this stupid thing!
Jr : Hey! It's not stupid! It's mad wicked cool!
Q : Don't talk. Just.... Don't...
Monica : Okay.... He didn't eat the food... Any of it... He *obviously* doesn't like gourmet cooking! I've been the head chef of my own restaurant you know!
Chandler : Yes, yes, we know! Do you *have* to keep bitching about this? I mean it's getting kinda -
Monica : Kinda what?
Chandler : Cute! I love you! Bitch more, please?... Did I mention I love you?
Paris : *Somebody's* castrated....
Chandler : What?
Paris : Hmm? What? Nothing....
Torres : AHEM.....
Paris : I love you! Bitch more, please? Did I mention I love you?
sKiTzO : Bahahaha... Oh! [leaves]
Pheobe : Hey you know we feed it a shuttle!
Joey : Yeah!
Monica : Uhh hello? Need I remind you that shuttles aren't edible?!
Pheobe : Well, yeah, but -
Monica : They aren't edible! Period!
Pheobe : Fine! You're out of the will!
Joey : Oooh....
Monica : Whatever... Look, I'm open to suggestions.
Neelix : Yeah, *now* you want my help!
Monica : Not from you, though.
Neelix : [runs off crying]
Chandler : [Pulls out a padd] So now that's two....
Pheobe : [to Joey] Hey, you know what's funny? In parte dos sKiTzO calls Monix Monica like twice.
sKiTzO : [coughs]
Pheobe : I won't point out anymore mistakes, I *swear*! Well... Except maybe how Jr appeared out of nowhere....
sKiTzO : [coughs]
Pheobe : Yeah, I'll shut up now.
Rachel : Hey, I know... Here's a great idea... Why don't we just feed it some Leola Root and kill the damn thing?!
Janeway : [gasps] You can't kill it! It's a living, breathing -
Rachel : Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's pissing me off.
Pheobe : Will you excuse me and Joey for a minute? We have to ummmm... Wash our faces.
Joey : But Pheobes, my face is cle - [Pheobe elbows him in the stomach] Oof!
Chandler : Oof... Such a funny word...
Rachel : Uhhh... Okay....
Chandler : You know in Spanish they spell it "uf".
To be continued....
