Disclaimer: The gosh darn song doesn't belong to me!!! ::Calms down:: "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel" was performed by Tavares and belongs to a record company. ::A little twitch in her eye:: Tolkein stuff belongs to Tolkein, New Line, and Burger King. ::Breathes a sigh:: I hate disclaimers now.
Author's Note: Yay! Another wraith song! Sorry, but I'm getting quite attatched to these fellows (if you like this go read my other one, "Man! I Feel Like a Ringwraith." And maybe even "Monty Sauron and the Quest for the One Ring.").Please R&R!
Mordor Must Be Missing a Nazgul
Done to the tune of "Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel" by Tavares
(For those of you who don't know, a Nazgul is a Ringwraith)
Mordor must be missing a Nazgul
Missin' one Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now
(You're trying to kill me, wraith-y
Ever since at Bree, wraith-y)
Your hiss filled with bitterness
I wish I could surpass all your speediness
Powers, your hate gives you powers
And you can wilt any flower
With just one single evil glower
There's a killer over my shoulder (Ooh, ooh)
You came, now my neighbor's run over
If you could, you would give me a shove
And that's because you've no heart to speak of
It's 'cause Mordor must be missin' a Nazgul
Missin' one Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now
(You're trying to kill me, wraith-y
Ever since at Bree, wraith-y)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, I'm frightened by your yell (Ooh, ooh)
You're different, wraith, I can tell (Oohoohooh)
When you're ridin' up the road, enemy
Around your hidden head there's no halo, that's why I know
Mordor (Mordor) must be missin' a Nazgul (Mordor)
Missin' on Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now (Mmmha)
(You're trying to kill me, baby
Ever since at Bree, baby)
Ooh my unpleasant Ringwraith
(Mordor) My nasty little Ringwraith
(Mordor) I hate you
Hate you
Hate you
Hate you
Hate you, wraith
Stay away now
Author's Note: Yay! Another wraith song! Sorry, but I'm getting quite attatched to these fellows (if you like this go read my other one, "Man! I Feel Like a Ringwraith." And maybe even "Monty Sauron and the Quest for the One Ring.").Please R&R!
Mordor Must Be Missing a Nazgul
Done to the tune of "Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel" by Tavares
(For those of you who don't know, a Nazgul is a Ringwraith)
Mordor must be missing a Nazgul
Missin' one Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now
(You're trying to kill me, wraith-y
Ever since at Bree, wraith-y)
Your hiss filled with bitterness
I wish I could surpass all your speediness
Powers, your hate gives you powers
And you can wilt any flower
With just one single evil glower
There's a killer over my shoulder (Ooh, ooh)
You came, now my neighbor's run over
If you could, you would give me a shove
And that's because you've no heart to speak of
It's 'cause Mordor must be missin' a Nazgul
Missin' one Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now
(You're trying to kill me, wraith-y
Ever since at Bree, wraith-y)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, I'm frightened by your yell (Ooh, ooh)
You're different, wraith, I can tell (Oohoohooh)
When you're ridin' up the road, enemy
Around your hidden head there's no halo, that's why I know
Mordor (Mordor) must be missin' a Nazgul (Mordor)
Missin' on Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now (Mmmha)
(You're trying to kill me, baby
Ever since at Bree, baby)
Ooh my unpleasant Ringwraith
(Mordor) My nasty little Ringwraith
(Mordor) I hate you
Hate you
Hate you
Hate you
Hate you, wraith
Stay away now
