Disclaimer: The gosh darn song doesn't belong to me!!! ::Calms down:: "Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel" was performed by Tavares and belongs to a record company. ::A little twitch in her eye:: Tolkein stuff belongs to Tolkein, New Line, and Burger King. ::Breathes a sigh:: I hate disclaimers now.

Author's Note: Yay! Another wraith song! Sorry, but I'm getting quite attatched to these fellows (if you like this go read my other one, "Man! I Feel Like a Ringwraith." And maybe even "Monty Sauron and the Quest for the One Ring.").Please R&R!


Mordor Must Be Missing a Nazgul
Done to the tune of "Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel" by Tavares
(For those of you who don't know, a Nazgul is a Ringwraith)

Mordor must be missing a Nazgul
Missin' one Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now
(You're trying to kill me, wraith-y
Ever since at Bree, wraith-y)

Your hiss filled with bitterness
I wish I could surpass all your speediness
Powers, your hate gives you powers
And you can wilt any flower
With just one single evil glower

There's a killer over my shoulder (Ooh, ooh)
You came, now my neighbor's run over
If you could, you would give me a shove
And that's because you've no heart to speak of

It's 'cause Mordor must be missin' a Nazgul
Missin' one Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now
(You're trying to kill me, wraith-y
Ever since at Bree, wraith-y)

Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Ooh, Mordor (Mordor)
Mordor (Mordor)

Ooh, I'm frightened by your yell (Ooh, ooh)
You're different, wraith, I can tell (Ooh­ooh­ooh)
When you're ridin' up the road, enemy
Around your hidden head there's no halo, that's why I know

Mordor (Mordor) must be missin' a Nazgul (Mordor)
Missin' on Nazgul, wraith, 'cause you're hunting me right now (Mmm­ha)
(You're trying to kill me, baby
Ever since at Bree, baby)

Ooh my unpleasant Ringwraith
(Mordor) My nasty little Ringwraith
(Mordor) I hate you
Hate you
Hate you
Hate you
Hate you, wraith
Stay away now