Big Wolf on Campus: Fan Fiction: Wait a Minute, You're What?!?!
Wait a Minute, You're What?!?!

Tommy entered the Lair a little more than confused. Merton had left a message that he needed to come over immediately but wouldn't give a reason why. Tommy's wolf-senses hadn't picked up any danger, and he and Merton didn't have a date the next night, but then again maybe his little Goth couldn't wait. Giving himself a wolfish grin, Tommy opened the door to the Lair and the smile dropped off his face. His lover was pacing back and forth biting his fingernails; this could only mean something was very wrong. Tommy waited a second to be noticed but the other had his eyes to the floor and was talking to himself. When Merton was like this you had to make yourself known. Tommy cleared his throat, and Merton's head snapped up. He looked like a deer caught in headlights.

"Oh hi, Tommy," he paused as another nail bit the dust. "Beautiful weather we're having? I think that low pressure system is really helping it cool down or would that be a high pressure system," and it continued like that. Yes, something was horribly wrong.

"What's the matter Merton?" Tommy stared at his compainion waiting for what he was sure a life and death response. Well, in a way, it was. Tommy waited in silence until Merton murmured something under his breath. The jock thought he had understood the others words but it simply couldn't be. "What did you just say Merton?" Tommy's eyes were wide just incase he had heard right.

Merton looked him the eye still biting on his poor nails. "I'm pregnant," Tommy stared for a second and started to laugh. It was a joke right, it had to be a joke. "What's the matter with you? I'm serious. I'm pregnant, with child, I've got one in the oven, I'm in a delicate way," Merton began to cry. "And you're not even taking me seriously. Sorry I'm a little hormonal right now." Wait a minute, Tommy knew his lover well enough to know the absolutely no joking voice and that was it. "I'm going to be a daddy," with these words Tommy Dawkins keeled over face first into the floor.

Merton moved over to Tommy and looked him over. He began dragging him over to the bed. "I don't need this. I'm pregnant. I should be pampered. If he's gonna passed out every time we talk about there is no way he's going into the delivery room with me," Merton dropped Tommy half-way. Walking over to his desk, he picked up his glass of water. Merton dumped the water onto Tommy's face.

Tommy sat straight up, breathing hard, eyes wide. "What happened?"

"You passed-out."

"Oh, I had the strangest dream. You said you were pregnant," Tommy looked Merton in the eyes and only got that t'was-not-a-dream look in return. Tommy felt faint again.

"Oh no, you don't!" Merton caught Tommy before he could take another concrete nap. If he let it happen again they could spend the whole day with Tommy passing out. Tommy jumped to his feet again.

"How? When? Where? Why? HOW? How could this happen?"

"Well, when two people love each other a whole bunch, they get naked...

"I know how normal people do it but were both men!"

"Well, that is true but I'm sure there a simple explanation for all this," Merton happily patted his partner on his back.

"Which is?"

"Which is what?"

"The explanation!!"

"Oh, yeah, I myself have no idea but I'm sure there's one. At first it reminded me of the movie Junior starring Arnold Schwarzenegger." "What happened?"

"It was Schwarzenegger's second real attempt at a comedic role. While it had a promising plot, I'm afraid that not only Arnold was unbelievable in his scientist role but the movie itself was considered to be a flop." "No, the picture movie."

"Oh, the main character was a scientist who participated in an experiment with human embryos. In the movie, their goal was to find out whether or not an embryo could develop in a man's body. While under going this experiment Arnold became emotionally attached to the child and keep it full term instead of aborting the experiment."

"So you're participating in some kind of experiment."

"Nope, not at all. That movie probably came to mind since I think it's that only ever made on the subject," Tommy fell onto the ground again. The insanity of the situation was getting to him, well a little less than when he had passed out. "How did you find all this out?"

"Well, remember at school how I was running out of class each morning because I was throwing up. The school nurse insisted that I go to the doctor. So a week ago the doctor took all my body fluids and called me back about what he found yesterday. He said it was all probably a mix up so he wanted to run his tests on me again. After the forth time, I could no longer pee, and he was still getting the same results. So, he did that ultra-sound thing, man it tickles, and he found the same thing. I'm a medical oddity Tommy!"

"You seem proud of that."

"I am, but I think my mom's a little disappointed in me. I think she always wanted me to have children later in life. Plus, I pretty sure she was excepting me to impregnate someone not the other way around." Tommy started to rub his temples. That at least explains Merton calmness to some level; he had had a day to get used to the idea. "What are we going to do?" "Well, I could go for some pizza."

"No, about the baby."

"The baby would be eating the pizza too, but fair enough. I haven't really thought that far yet. I'm keeping the baby because how many men are be able to say they gave birth to their child, plus I'm not even sure I could have an abortion if I wanted to. So, I guess we could get married and you could make an honest man out of me," Merton smiled. Tommy just stared. "Well, apparently we've hit on the point of way too much commitment for the great Tommy Dawkins," Merton flung-up his hands in the way Merton tended to do.

"No, it's not that it's just, I never really saw us having this conversation right now. I mean we're still in high school, and you're pregnant. I never noticed you were pregnant, I mean never."

"We've got a few more months of school. I won't even begin to show by then. Since a big fat pregnant man wouldn't go unnoticed I'll probably start college at the beginning of the second semester. I don't think I'll be able to breast feed though." Ok, Tommy needed fresh air at this point. For all the weird things Tommy had seen in his life, the idea of Merton breast feeding was just too much for his brain to handle.

"You know what pizza sounds good," Tommy followed the cheery Merton out, happy to be getting some fresh air. Tommy started to relax as he walked into the night's cool air; maybe if he prayed hard tonight this would be all a joke by morning.

"Oh, Tommy by the way, I have a doctor appointment next Thursday. The doctor said they really like to have the father there." suddenly the night didn't seem so claming anymore.

To be continued ....