A/N:Disclaimer:J.K. Rowling owns all things Harry Potter and Shakira owns the song "Wherever, Whenever" . O yeah, and Britney Spears is owned by the man(or womanÉugh bad thought) with the fattest wallet. I just wanted to have fun with the characters (especially Remus and/or Sirius ) so sue me! Or rather donÕt!

This is Britney singing to Voldemort cuz she wants to be a Death Eater. It is a parody of
"Wherever,Whenever" by Shakira

Lucky you were born so evil so
You could take over the world someday
Lucky that I love my men dangerous
Or I would still be with Justin

Baby, IÕd face Dumbledore soley
To count the Dark Marks on your body
Never could I imagine there were only
Ten million ways to kill somebody.

Le lo le le lo le Le lo le le lo le
CanÕt you see
IÕm at your feet!

Chorus

Death Eaters, Death Eaters,
I really wanna be one!
You can kill and IÕll just leer
Make it a deal my dear.

Death Eaters, Death Eaters,
They live to serve their Dark Lord
I can always play by ear
IÕd rather you just slap my rear

End Chorus

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They say Avada Kedrava
Lucky that my breasts arenÕt small or humble
(A/N; Yep, she really does sing about those in the real song)
So you donÕt confuse them with HermiÕneÕs
(A/N Hermione has too many sylables)
Lucky that IÕm a strong spellcaster,
To help you do your evil
And these 2 wands that for no other
Will always do your bidding

Chorus 4x (with some Le lo le le lo le's in between


A/N evil pink bunnies will be sent after any flamers)
P.S. it is my 1st fic!