Cloud does Seuss, His nails, (and the Turks').



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Okay. Due to popular demand, I continue^_^

Oh, and I forgot the warnings and disclaimers and shit before..

Warning: I hate warning people. But I don't wanna be sued and stuff, so. Shounen-Ai, Eventual Yaoi (PWP Slash) Naughty words ^_^ Random Insanity, Goth, Satanist, Pagan, Death, references. Dumb spoilers, Intent to offend, indiscriminate character clobbering. I haven't bothered with spellchecking either because my computer always crashes when I do.

I think it objects to my sense of humour.

Disclaimer: Squaresoft owns them, I just give them something worthwhile to do. Sue me, I dare you. Just wait in line.



So Tifa went packing,

Ran straight out the door

Will we see her again?

Quoth our Cloud "Nevermore!"

As he finished his task

Now reminded of Poe

He glanced to the sky

It had started to snow.

A figure came trudging

His hair a bright red

"Just a minute" Cloud gasped,

"Snowing, here? In the Med?"

"Apparently so"

Reno said, walking in.

And without more ado

Raided the biscuit tin.

He was joined in a minute

By Ellie and Rude

And the ghost of T'seng

To make off with the food.

But Strife wouldn't have it

He glared at the boss,

Who, now he'd been spotted

was at a total loss.

He saw Cloud's expression

Of evil and mirth,

And promptly returned

To the goddess of Earth.

The others were clueless,

went on unaware

Even Elena hadn't

known who had been there.

To make matters worse

Rude discovered the beer

And began to converse

With unnatural cheer

"So, Spike." He began,

as the boy dried his feet,

he leant over to look,

"Hey, your nails are neat!

Do you think that, perhaps,

You could give me some hints?

I've got twenty two shades,

And near seventy tints."

Reno was speechless

He'd never presumed

That his friend had an interest

In being well groomed.

While Strife, in his ardour

Dug through all his things,

Black eyeliner, and lipstick

A few silver rings.

He pulled out a dagger

Engraved with dark runes

A goblet, for rutuals,

A chart of full moons.

"I'm sure it's here somewhere."

He muttered out loud

Before going in deeper

Retrieving a shroud.

He blushed rather deeply,

At some of the spots

And put it aside

To be washed with the pots.

(It can never be said

that he liked doing chores,

and being impractical

one of his flaws)

Then let out a whoop

As he pulled out a book

"I write stuff like that here,

If you want, you can look."

The object was snatched up

By Reno, for kicks

He took it and giggled

At some of the pics.

Drawn by our hero

Our hero could draw,

But the things he had scribbled!

All weirdness and gore.

And one of his boyfriend

Asleep on the floor.

Elena was forced

To re-close Reno's jaw.

Cloud took back his notes,

With a look that could maim

While he clapped them together hard, shut

With unnatural flair,

And a flick of gold hair

he gave Reno a kick in the nuts.

"I don't draw too bad.

I was trying to help!

And I thought you'd appreciate this.

You'd better get out,

'cause I'm starting to doubt

That he'll ever stop taking the piss."

.....That's all for now folks.. ^_^