Cloud does Seuss, His nails, (and the Turks').
Hey!!!! This madness got reviews!!!
Okay. Due to popular demand, I continue^_^
Oh, and I forgot the warnings and disclaimers and shit before..
Warning: I hate warning people. But I don't wanna be sued and stuff, so. Shounen-Ai, Eventual Yaoi (PWP Slash) Naughty words ^_^ Random Insanity, Goth, Satanist, Pagan, Death, references. Dumb spoilers, Intent to offend, indiscriminate character clobbering. I haven't bothered with spellchecking either because my computer always crashes when I do.
I think it objects to my sense of humour.
Disclaimer: Squaresoft owns them, I just give them something worthwhile to do. Sue me, I dare you. Just wait in line.
So Tifa went packing,
Ran straight out the door
Will we see her again?
Quoth our Cloud "Nevermore!"
As he finished his task
Now reminded of Poe
He glanced to the sky
It had started to snow.
A figure came trudging
His hair a bright red
"Just a minute" Cloud gasped,
"Snowing, here? In the Med?"
"Apparently so"
Reno said, walking in.
And without more ado
Raided the biscuit tin.
He was joined in a minute
By Ellie and Rude
And the ghost of T'seng
To make off with the food.
But Strife wouldn't have it
He glared at the boss,
Who, now he'd been spotted
was at a total loss.
He saw Cloud's expression
Of evil and mirth,
And promptly returned
To the goddess of Earth.
The others were clueless,
went on unaware
Even Elena hadn't
known who had been there.
To make matters worse
Rude discovered the beer
And began to converse
With unnatural cheer
"So, Spike." He began,
as the boy dried his feet,
he leant over to look,
"Hey, your nails are neat!
Do you think that, perhaps,
You could give me some hints?
I've got twenty two shades,
And near seventy tints."
Reno was speechless
He'd never presumed
That his friend had an interest
In being well groomed.
While Strife, in his ardour
Dug through all his things,
Black eyeliner, and lipstick
A few silver rings.
He pulled out a dagger
Engraved with dark runes
A goblet, for rutuals,
A chart of full moons.
"I'm sure it's here somewhere."
He muttered out loud
Before going in deeper
Retrieving a shroud.
He blushed rather deeply,
At some of the spots
And put it aside
To be washed with the pots.
(It can never be said
that he liked doing chores,
and being impractical
one of his flaws)
Then let out a whoop
As he pulled out a book
"I write stuff like that here,
If you want, you can look."
The object was snatched up
By Reno, for kicks
He took it and giggled
At some of the pics.
Drawn by our hero
Our hero could draw,
But the things he had scribbled!
All weirdness and gore.
And one of his boyfriend
Asleep on the floor.
Elena was forced
To re-close Reno's jaw.
Cloud took back his notes,
With a look that could maim
While he clapped them together hard, shut
With unnatural flair,
And a flick of gold hair
he gave Reno a kick in the nuts.
"I don't draw too bad.
I was trying to help!
And I thought you'd appreciate this.
You'd better get out,
'cause I'm starting to doubt
That he'll ever stop taking the piss."
.....That's all for now folks.. ^_^
Hey!!!! This madness got reviews!!!
Okay. Due to popular demand, I continue^_^
Oh, and I forgot the warnings and disclaimers and shit before..
Warning: I hate warning people. But I don't wanna be sued and stuff, so. Shounen-Ai, Eventual Yaoi (PWP Slash) Naughty words ^_^ Random Insanity, Goth, Satanist, Pagan, Death, references. Dumb spoilers, Intent to offend, indiscriminate character clobbering. I haven't bothered with spellchecking either because my computer always crashes when I do.
I think it objects to my sense of humour.
Disclaimer: Squaresoft owns them, I just give them something worthwhile to do. Sue me, I dare you. Just wait in line.
So Tifa went packing,
Ran straight out the door
Will we see her again?
Quoth our Cloud "Nevermore!"
As he finished his task
Now reminded of Poe
He glanced to the sky
It had started to snow.
A figure came trudging
His hair a bright red
"Just a minute" Cloud gasped,
"Snowing, here? In the Med?"
"Apparently so"
Reno said, walking in.
And without more ado
Raided the biscuit tin.
He was joined in a minute
By Ellie and Rude
And the ghost of T'seng
To make off with the food.
But Strife wouldn't have it
He glared at the boss,
Who, now he'd been spotted
was at a total loss.
He saw Cloud's expression
Of evil and mirth,
And promptly returned
To the goddess of Earth.
The others were clueless,
went on unaware
Even Elena hadn't
known who had been there.
To make matters worse
Rude discovered the beer
And began to converse
With unnatural cheer
"So, Spike." He began,
as the boy dried his feet,
he leant over to look,
"Hey, your nails are neat!
Do you think that, perhaps,
You could give me some hints?
I've got twenty two shades,
And near seventy tints."
Reno was speechless
He'd never presumed
That his friend had an interest
In being well groomed.
While Strife, in his ardour
Dug through all his things,
Black eyeliner, and lipstick
A few silver rings.
He pulled out a dagger
Engraved with dark runes
A goblet, for rutuals,
A chart of full moons.
"I'm sure it's here somewhere."
He muttered out loud
Before going in deeper
Retrieving a shroud.
He blushed rather deeply,
At some of the spots
And put it aside
To be washed with the pots.
(It can never be said
that he liked doing chores,
and being impractical
one of his flaws)
Then let out a whoop
As he pulled out a book
"I write stuff like that here,
If you want, you can look."
The object was snatched up
By Reno, for kicks
He took it and giggled
At some of the pics.
Drawn by our hero
Our hero could draw,
But the things he had scribbled!
All weirdness and gore.
And one of his boyfriend
Asleep on the floor.
Elena was forced
To re-close Reno's jaw.
Cloud took back his notes,
With a look that could maim
While he clapped them together hard, shut
With unnatural flair,
And a flick of gold hair
he gave Reno a kick in the nuts.
"I don't draw too bad.
I was trying to help!
And I thought you'd appreciate this.
You'd better get out,
'cause I'm starting to doubt
That he'll ever stop taking the piss."
.....That's all for now folks.. ^_^
