Cloud does Seuss, His nails, The Turks, (And the Lifestream!!!!)

This one's for the lovely Swordy ^_^ it's her fault for encouraging my poor addled mind when we both oughtta know better.

Dragonsihn, if you actually were brave enough to read my stuff, good on ya man. .^_^. Hope you got that beauty sleep, and e-maileth me post haste, mine gallant. (Though I'd rather not get any birds crapping on my roof, or plastic flowers, my room's a dump already.)

J/K

Warnings: Same as always… if it offends you, lighten up.

Disclaimer: I guess they aren't mine, but Cloud and Seph could prolly claim squatter's rights over my brain pretty soon.

…….

The blue suited men,

(And that chick with the punch)

ran away just like always

with mentions of "Lunch"

while Cloud settled back

on his table to wait,

There still were three hours

to go 'till his date.

Yep, that's what he had,

And he couldn't be late

Though his friends seemed against it

Not to mention fate.

When all of a sudden

Nope, no more strange beasts^_^

to his greatest surprise

(and mine, to say the least!)

there came a tapping

(as of someone gently rapping,

rapping on his chamber door.)

"Come in?" He offered,

slightly sore,

that no-one had bothered

with knocking before.

The man who then entered

Was caught in a hug.

"Oh, thank god it's you, Zack!

You big, handsome lug"

"Why thankyou!"

he answered, returning the squeeze,

"But why the big welcome?

I just brought your ….cheese."

And surely enough,

In the warriors palm

Was a hunk of blue stilton

Imported from Kalm.

Still smiling, our Cloud

Took the smelliest snack;

Went to search for some crackers,

Snakebite & Black.

When in came the healer

All dressed up in pink

She turned to our hero

And said "Boy, doesn't that STINK!"

He nodded and shrugged

In that cute little way

And replied, "It's my dinner,

I'd love if you'd stay."

So the three settled down

On the table to chat

(There weren't any chairs,

I'm afraid, fancy that!)

And fuelled on Guiness

They started to play

Strip tabletop twister

(It's harder to say….)

The overall winner

Was Cloud by a mile

He had practiced a lot

And had natural style.

(Oh, and Swordy? I know

what you're going to say

But I left Zack his undies.

'cause im feeling that way.

Plus, I just can't imagine

Zack, totally Gay…

Or Cloud, for that matter.

Definately bi,

And he can't really cheat

On MY fave SOLDIER guy^_^)

All happy and rested

Our trio did stop

And fell on the floor

In a drunk, knackered, flop

Suffice it to say,

That Cloud /Wasn't/ on top.

But the Eternal Uke

Didn't get in a strop.

He started to giggle

As Zack slithered back,

pushing off Aerith

Who dropped with a crack

On top of the crackers

And a puddle of Cider

Zack's Eyes opened wide

(But his grin was much wider.)

while the Cetra just stared

at our hero's pet spider.

Which lived on the ceiling

Entirely content,

To be just like it's master.

It slept in a vent.

But it chose just that moment

While sitting in curds

That spider saw Aerith

And struggled for words

As he sat down beside her

She tickled it's belly

While Zack stopped his laughing

His legs turned to jelly.

"What's wrong with my spider?"

Our hero inquired

"Don't you think that he's sweet

When he's gentle and tired?

He's usually friendly

If you treat him with care.

Um, Zack? Do you think you

Could come down from there?"

But Zack was afraid

And had leapt to the table

To Cloud-chan and Aerith

He didn't look stable.

"He won't bite I promise,

He wouldn't want to

Though he's got quite a liking for blood.

I feed him each day

When he comes out to play

And you don't really taste quite as good."

Oh, Aerith did sigh

As Zack started to cry

And then wondered

Just how Cloud could know.

It just didn't gel

That the angel from hell

Could have tasted /her/ boyfriend

Just so.

She didn't get angry

It sounded quite nice

But 'twas nearly the time for that date

She put on a smile

That was sugar and spice

And said

"Zack? I think we should go."

……………

Um….. any more suggestions?

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Author's Notes:

I was frightened this morning,

It isn't a joke,

When one's harddrive is failing,

It started to choke

I think it's alright now

(I can't see any smoke)

but I'll take it away

and let someome else poke ^_^

It's nearly a veteran

I've had it so long

And I thought I was fine

I can fix /anything/ wrong

But I'm not very happy

With some of those sounds!

And a new one would cost me

Near five hundred pounds…