Cloud does Seuss, His nails, The Turks, (And the Lifestream!!!!)
This one's for the lovely Swordy ^_^ it's her fault for encouraging my poor addled mind when we both oughtta know better.
Dragonsihn, if you actually were brave enough to read my stuff, good on ya man. .^_^. Hope you got that beauty sleep, and e-maileth me post haste, mine gallant. (Though I'd rather not get any birds crapping on my roof, or plastic flowers, my room's a dump already.)
J/K
Warnings: Same as always… if it offends you, lighten up.
Disclaimer: I guess they aren't mine, but Cloud and Seph could prolly claim squatter's rights over my brain pretty soon.
…….
The blue suited men,
(And that chick with the punch)
ran away just like always
with mentions of "Lunch"
while Cloud settled back
on his table to wait,
There still were three hours
to go 'till his date.
Yep, that's what he had,
And he couldn't be late
Though his friends seemed against it
Not to mention fate.
When all of a sudden
Nope, no more strange beasts^_^
to his greatest surprise
(and mine, to say the least!)
there came a tapping
(as of someone gently rapping,
rapping on his chamber door.)
"Come in?" He offered,
slightly sore,
that no-one had bothered
with knocking before.
The man who then entered
Was caught in a hug.
"Oh, thank god it's you, Zack!
You big, handsome lug"
"Why thankyou!"
he answered, returning the squeeze,
"But why the big welcome?
I just brought your ….cheese."
And surely enough,
In the warriors palm
Was a hunk of blue stilton
Imported from Kalm.
Still smiling, our Cloud
Took the smelliest snack;
Went to search for some crackers,
Snakebite & Black.
When in came the healer
All dressed up in pink
She turned to our hero
And said "Boy, doesn't that STINK!"
He nodded and shrugged
In that cute little way
And replied, "It's my dinner,
I'd love if you'd stay."
So the three settled down
On the table to chat
(There weren't any chairs,
I'm afraid, fancy that!)
And fuelled on Guiness
They started to play
Strip tabletop twister
(It's harder to say….)
The overall winner
Was Cloud by a mile
He had practiced a lot
And had natural style.
(Oh, and Swordy? I know
what you're going to say
But I left Zack his undies.
'cause im feeling that way.
Plus, I just can't imagine
Zack, totally Gay…
Or Cloud, for that matter.
Definately bi,
And he can't really cheat
On MY fave SOLDIER guy^_^)
All happy and rested
Our trio did stop
And fell on the floor
In a drunk, knackered, flop
Suffice it to say,
That Cloud /Wasn't/ on top.
But the Eternal Uke
Didn't get in a strop.
He started to giggle
As Zack slithered back,
pushing off Aerith
Who dropped with a crack
On top of the crackers
And a puddle of Cider
Zack's Eyes opened wide
(But his grin was much wider.)
while the Cetra just stared
at our hero's pet spider.
Which lived on the ceiling
Entirely content,
To be just like it's master.
It slept in a vent.
But it chose just that moment
While sitting in curds
That spider saw Aerith
And struggled for words
As he sat down beside her
She tickled it's belly
While Zack stopped his laughing
His legs turned to jelly.
"What's wrong with my spider?"
Our hero inquired
"Don't you think that he's sweet
When he's gentle and tired?
He's usually friendly
If you treat him with care.
Um, Zack? Do you think you
Could come down from there?"
But Zack was afraid
And had leapt to the table
To Cloud-chan and Aerith
He didn't look stable.
"He won't bite I promise,
He wouldn't want to
Though he's got quite a liking for blood.
I feed him each day
When he comes out to play
And you don't really taste quite as good."
Oh, Aerith did sigh
As Zack started to cry
And then wondered
Just how Cloud could know.
It just didn't gel
That the angel from hell
Could have tasted /her/ boyfriend
Just so.
She didn't get angry
It sounded quite nice
But 'twas nearly the time for that date
She put on a smile
That was sugar and spice
And said
"Zack? I think we should go."
……………
Um….. any more suggestions?
~~
Author's Notes:
I was frightened this morning,
It isn't a joke,
When one's harddrive is failing,
It started to choke
I think it's alright now
(I can't see any smoke)
but I'll take it away
and let someome else poke ^_^
It's nearly a veteran
I've had it so long
And I thought I was fine
I can fix /anything/ wrong
But I'm not very happy
With some of those sounds!
And a new one would cost me
Near five hundred pounds…
This one's for the lovely Swordy ^_^ it's her fault for encouraging my poor addled mind when we both oughtta know better.
Dragonsihn, if you actually were brave enough to read my stuff, good on ya man. .^_^. Hope you got that beauty sleep, and e-maileth me post haste, mine gallant. (Though I'd rather not get any birds crapping on my roof, or plastic flowers, my room's a dump already.)
J/K
Warnings: Same as always… if it offends you, lighten up.
Disclaimer: I guess they aren't mine, but Cloud and Seph could prolly claim squatter's rights over my brain pretty soon.
…….
The blue suited men,
(And that chick with the punch)
ran away just like always
with mentions of "Lunch"
while Cloud settled back
on his table to wait,
There still were three hours
to go 'till his date.
Yep, that's what he had,
And he couldn't be late
Though his friends seemed against it
Not to mention fate.
When all of a sudden
Nope, no more strange beasts^_^
to his greatest surprise
(and mine, to say the least!)
there came a tapping
(as of someone gently rapping,
rapping on his chamber door.)
"Come in?" He offered,
slightly sore,
that no-one had bothered
with knocking before.
The man who then entered
Was caught in a hug.
"Oh, thank god it's you, Zack!
You big, handsome lug"
"Why thankyou!"
he answered, returning the squeeze,
"But why the big welcome?
I just brought your ….cheese."
And surely enough,
In the warriors palm
Was a hunk of blue stilton
Imported from Kalm.
Still smiling, our Cloud
Took the smelliest snack;
Went to search for some crackers,
Snakebite & Black.
When in came the healer
All dressed up in pink
She turned to our hero
And said "Boy, doesn't that STINK!"
He nodded and shrugged
In that cute little way
And replied, "It's my dinner,
I'd love if you'd stay."
So the three settled down
On the table to chat
(There weren't any chairs,
I'm afraid, fancy that!)
And fuelled on Guiness
They started to play
Strip tabletop twister
(It's harder to say….)
The overall winner
Was Cloud by a mile
He had practiced a lot
And had natural style.
(Oh, and Swordy? I know
what you're going to say
But I left Zack his undies.
'cause im feeling that way.
Plus, I just can't imagine
Zack, totally Gay…
Or Cloud, for that matter.
Definately bi,
And he can't really cheat
On MY fave SOLDIER guy^_^)
All happy and rested
Our trio did stop
And fell on the floor
In a drunk, knackered, flop
Suffice it to say,
That Cloud /Wasn't/ on top.
But the Eternal Uke
Didn't get in a strop.
He started to giggle
As Zack slithered back,
pushing off Aerith
Who dropped with a crack
On top of the crackers
And a puddle of Cider
Zack's Eyes opened wide
(But his grin was much wider.)
while the Cetra just stared
at our hero's pet spider.
Which lived on the ceiling
Entirely content,
To be just like it's master.
It slept in a vent.
But it chose just that moment
While sitting in curds
That spider saw Aerith
And struggled for words
As he sat down beside her
She tickled it's belly
While Zack stopped his laughing
His legs turned to jelly.
"What's wrong with my spider?"
Our hero inquired
"Don't you think that he's sweet
When he's gentle and tired?
He's usually friendly
If you treat him with care.
Um, Zack? Do you think you
Could come down from there?"
But Zack was afraid
And had leapt to the table
To Cloud-chan and Aerith
He didn't look stable.
"He won't bite I promise,
He wouldn't want to
Though he's got quite a liking for blood.
I feed him each day
When he comes out to play
And you don't really taste quite as good."
Oh, Aerith did sigh
As Zack started to cry
And then wondered
Just how Cloud could know.
It just didn't gel
That the angel from hell
Could have tasted /her/ boyfriend
Just so.
She didn't get angry
It sounded quite nice
But 'twas nearly the time for that date
She put on a smile
That was sugar and spice
And said
"Zack? I think we should go."
……………
Um….. any more suggestions?
~~
Author's Notes:
I was frightened this morning,
It isn't a joke,
When one's harddrive is failing,
It started to choke
I think it's alright now
(I can't see any smoke)
but I'll take it away
and let someome else poke ^_^
It's nearly a veteran
I've had it so long
And I thought I was fine
I can fix /anything/ wrong
But I'm not very happy
With some of those sounds!
And a new one would cost me
Near five hundred pounds…
