Miki-san is having a lovely day in the recording studio. Nice pretty clouds dancing with the sun tra la la! It looks like something a Disney movie vomited out. But with all this happy sunshine crap, Miki-san is MISERABLE! Yes, miserable. Its Miserable Miki-san. Why's he so bummed you ask? Well, I'll tell ya. Ever since the Weiß Kreuz recordings he hasn't been able to get his mind off of the lovely feminine little Yuuki Hiro. It's true. He's infatuated. But can you blame him? I mean really, the guy walks around with pretty hair, a pretty face, pretty damn short shorts that keep getting shorter each time you see him, and cute little highheel shoes that are the most dandy little things y'e'er did see.
Miki-san is recording for Pocket Monsters, and while he usually does a smashing job of being Kojirou and Lizardmon , he just can't seem to get into the right mood. Why you ask? Because Yuuki Hiro's little thighs right before they meet keep showing up in Miki-san's mind. This is causing much problems and much wasted record tapes. Example, while Musashi and Kojirou are supposed to yell out YANAKANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!...Miki-san yelled out YUUKI HIRO ASS!! The recording people weren't pleased about this. They thought he was doing it on purpose. Miki-san wouldn't do that! Not soberly! So he got yelled at. Poor Miki-san.
Another example is when Megumi Hayashibara just happened to be wearing the same shoes as darling little Yuuki Hiro was wearing with those oh so delightfully short shorts. Miki-san nearly squeebed all over himself. He started daydreaming about taking those shoes off of Yuuki, and then Yuuki's shirt, and then Yuuki's shorts, yes, those skin tight looks like they're painted on shorts. This little daydream went on for a while and involved many different objects that could be used for lube and so forth. Well, Megumi had to slap the bejesus outta Miki-san because during his daydream he started leaning over ONTO Megumi and drooling all over her lovely green blouse. Poor Miki-san.
Later that would-be-a-good-day-if-it-didn't-suck-for-Miki-san day, Miki-san decides to take a break and get some lunch or a snack, you know, something to fill that empty void that Shorts Boy could fill. So he goes to a Deli. He gets a lovely huge sandwich and pickles and chips. The only thing is, Miki-san isn't really hungry. So he sits there staring at his meal, bored, upset, and all together miffed. When all of a sudden he hears that familiar, tiny,effeminte, have to take a double take just to make sure its a guy, voice. Why, ITS YUUKI-CHAN!. Yuuki-chan is ordering a bottle of water and Italian Submarine Sandwich. Yum yum.
Well, seeing the boy of his dreams Miki-san nearly plotzes. He spaztastically leaps from his chair nearly tipping over the table he was at and makes a bounding fanciful leap to Yuuki. Yuuki is altogether shocked but how can he show that? He's Yuuki Hiro. Faceless Womanish Boy with Shorts o' FAIAA. So he smiles his gentle, harmless smile and aknowledges Miki-san's presence and goes back to ordering his sammich. Miki-san takes this aknowledgement as a big giant GO sign and grabs Yuuki around the waist and run's out of the deli, right down the street, up into a Rest or Stay hotel, and right into a nice little bed. Well to keep my PG rating I won't go into details , but words are said, hands are tied, "godwilla" is awoken, and yuuki squeals like a woman.
The next day Miki-san was having a MARVELOUS day. The birds were singing, small Disney like rodents were hopping about, songs were sung and Yuuki was blushing the whole day through
Miki-san is recording for Pocket Monsters, and while he usually does a smashing job of being Kojirou and Lizardmon , he just can't seem to get into the right mood. Why you ask? Because Yuuki Hiro's little thighs right before they meet keep showing up in Miki-san's mind. This is causing much problems and much wasted record tapes. Example, while Musashi and Kojirou are supposed to yell out YANAKANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!...Miki-san yelled out YUUKI HIRO ASS!! The recording people weren't pleased about this. They thought he was doing it on purpose. Miki-san wouldn't do that! Not soberly! So he got yelled at. Poor Miki-san.
Another example is when Megumi Hayashibara just happened to be wearing the same shoes as darling little Yuuki Hiro was wearing with those oh so delightfully short shorts. Miki-san nearly squeebed all over himself. He started daydreaming about taking those shoes off of Yuuki, and then Yuuki's shirt, and then Yuuki's shorts, yes, those skin tight looks like they're painted on shorts. This little daydream went on for a while and involved many different objects that could be used for lube and so forth. Well, Megumi had to slap the bejesus outta Miki-san because during his daydream he started leaning over ONTO Megumi and drooling all over her lovely green blouse. Poor Miki-san.
Later that would-be-a-good-day-if-it-didn't-suck-for-Miki-san day, Miki-san decides to take a break and get some lunch or a snack, you know, something to fill that empty void that Shorts Boy could fill. So he goes to a Deli. He gets a lovely huge sandwich and pickles and chips. The only thing is, Miki-san isn't really hungry. So he sits there staring at his meal, bored, upset, and all together miffed. When all of a sudden he hears that familiar, tiny,effeminte, have to take a double take just to make sure its a guy, voice. Why, ITS YUUKI-CHAN!. Yuuki-chan is ordering a bottle of water and Italian Submarine Sandwich. Yum yum.
Well, seeing the boy of his dreams Miki-san nearly plotzes. He spaztastically leaps from his chair nearly tipping over the table he was at and makes a bounding fanciful leap to Yuuki. Yuuki is altogether shocked but how can he show that? He's Yuuki Hiro. Faceless Womanish Boy with Shorts o' FAIAA. So he smiles his gentle, harmless smile and aknowledges Miki-san's presence and goes back to ordering his sammich. Miki-san takes this aknowledgement as a big giant GO sign and grabs Yuuki around the waist and run's out of the deli, right down the street, up into a Rest or Stay hotel, and right into a nice little bed. Well to keep my PG rating I won't go into details , but words are said, hands are tied, "godwilla" is awoken, and yuuki squeals like a woman.
The next day Miki-san was having a MARVELOUS day. The birds were singing, small Disney like rodents were hopping about, songs were sung and Yuuki was blushing the whole day through
The End
