Not Another Crappy Legolas Romance Fic! Episode Three
by Chibi-Gollum
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Everyone was asleep, except for Chris and Legolas. They were sitting on a log next to the fire.
"Look, I'm really sorry about that whole… making you sprain your ankle… thing," said Legolas.
"Oh, that's okay, I'm much better now. But I think you'll have to carry me the rest of the way."
Legolas shifted uncomfortably. "Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about… ya see, I can't really have you tagging along with us."
She teared up again. "Why?"
Legolas could not resist her mind-controlling… I mean, beauty. Yeah. "Never mind. You can come."
"Good! Now you must have some of this food I brought with me." She took a bag of heart candies out of her pocket.
"Where did those come from?"
"Don't ask. Just read." She took one out of the bag and handed it to him.
Legolas read the half of the candy confusedly. "Ven? What on earth does that mean?"
Chris quickly handed him another one.
"Let it be?"
Another.
"U R A Star? What?"
Another.
"Peace?"
Another.
"Dream girl!?"
Chris sighed. This isn't working…
She tackled him onto the ground, attempting to kiss him. Unfortunately, his head fell into the fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!"
Legolas ran around with his beautiful hair going up in flames. Everyone was now awake, due to his screaming. Gandalf shot a beam of water at Legolas's head, but unfortunately, all but the top three inches was singed off. He sat back down next to her. Everyone glared at them, but fell back asleep. She had a nasty feeling she would never live this down.
"Sorry," murmured Chris.
"Don't worry. It grows back quickly."
"How quickly?"
"It'll be back by morning. It's a gift."
Chris moped. I guess I got us off to a bad start…
"Anyway," Legolas continued, "consider it payback for that… ankle spraining thing."
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