HARVEST MOON SCREAM 2
By: JOhn December 28th to New Years Day 2001-2002

Introduction: A while ago, i submitted a HM scream 1 fan fiction to a web site. It wasnt that good, but it still was a start. Now about 2 years later I am writting the second one, which will be much better. It's harder to come up with origional ideas, since Scary Movie came out, but i will make this as good as a reading pleasure as i possibly can make it.

RATED: PG-13
-Use of drugs and alchohol
-Mild language
-Text violence
-Suggestive themes



There is a dark area outside a hut, in the small town of Flowerbud. In the hut there is a fire burning. Aqua, one of the harvest sprites sits next to the fire, while the rest of the house is empty. The only sound that can be heard is the crickets churping in the dark night. Just then the rest of the sprites run inside.

Chef: Yo man that shit was gooooood!
Aqua: Where have you guys been?
Timid: At the casino man, we wasted all of your money, can we have some more?
Agua: Hell no bitch, get out of my house!
Timid: Hey you short fuck this is OUR house!
Chef: Im drunk off my ass.
Aqua: Fine take the rest, now go.

Aqua gives them the money so they would go away, and then Chef passed out onto the floor by the doorway. The sprites left, leaving Aqua the only sober one in the house, and he goes by the fire again. The phone rings.

Aqua: Hello? And if it is you gambling fucks, i will not wire you any money either!
Killer: huh?
Aqua: Who the hell is this?
Killer: umm, what's your favorite scary movie?
Aqua: Shut the hell up, first of all i know you are a prank caller, second im a sprite who dosent even have a TV and works on a farm all day, now im hanging up.
Killer: Well fine, i just wanted to warn you im outside the house hahaha.

The killer hangs up, then Aqua puts the phone down. And looks out the window and closes the drapes. He looks toward the door and hears a knock. Aqua moves toward the door and kicks Chef's body out of the way. He grabs a broom and opens the door, beating the man with the broom.

Aqua: There you go you sick fuck.
Man: ohhhh owwww ahhhh ehhhh
Man: I just wanted directions. Owww.
Aqua: Oh? Sorry bout' that.

Aqua closes the door and the killer with the scream mask comes from behind his bed. Moving toward Aqua. Chef lifts his head then passes out again.

Chef: Oh sweeeet that is some sick shit....
Aqua: Get out of here!
Killer: (twitches his knife)
Aqua: Who sent you? Those gambling fags? They hire you to kill me so they can have my life insurance too?
Killer: (scratches his head)

Aqua makes a run for it and jumps through the window. The killer watches him and then runs after him, tripping over Chef's body.

Killer: ahh, have to watch out for that....

Aqua goes out into the wood with the killer following him. Aqua looks back and then slams into a tree. The killer moves next to him. Then 3 teenage kids also in the wood, with a camera, and a flashlight look over at Aqua and the killer.

Blair witch actors: Shit i knew we should have taken a right when we passed the entrance, now we are really lost, which set is ours?
Killer: what the?

The actors leave through the stage door. Then the killer looks back down at Aqua and takes his knife and slices Aqua.

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A group of people stand around the sprites house as the police and others look around, and take pictures. The other sprites talk the Harris, the police officer.

Harris: Did you know Aqua?
Chef: Not at all man, or maybe it was the crack i smoked earlier.
Harris: Oh i see.
Timid: We lived in the same house, but we didnt know him.
Harris: In the same house?
Harris: Well, ill make an announcement(clears throat).
Harris: Citizens. This was a horrible happening. The first killing in FBV in years. Not many people knew Aqua. You know...shit happens.

The goup of people disperse the area, except the sprites. The scene then shifts to a large house, the mayors and the mayor is sitting in a chair talking to Elli.

Elli: What happened mayor?
Mayor: Well a buch of drug dealers got made and i had to leave town for a while until i could come back with the dough.
Elli: uh i was talking about Aqua.
Mayor: Oh yes the young boy.
Elli: Sprite.
Mayor: Oh yes the young sprite. He got murdered.
Elli: Thats horrible.
Mayor: Well that is in the past now. I just made a deal with this industrial business.
Elli: (not really listening) mmm yeah sounds good.
Elli: Well i better go now.
Mayor: Bye. (the Mayor starts eating). Am i just eating because im bored?

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Elli goes to Jack's house, her good friend. She looks around for him, wanting to ask some questions and she looks out back.

Elli: Jack?
Jack: Oh Elli, i told you never to come back here.
Elli: Well i need to ask some questions.
Jack: Okay shoot.
Elli: (takes out a gun)
Jack: Nonononono i mean ask away.
Elli: Oh yeah, you knew Aqua right?
Jack: yes.
Elli: What was he like?
Jack: Well he didnt know how to roll up the papers if you know what i mean hahahaha. Oh thats some good shit.
Jack: Now Chef, he has the most awesome shit. He knows his stuff. I have the fella's over every night to gamble and smoke the pipe ahahahaha.
Elli: Hey Jack, what kind of plant is that, i never seen one like that before?
Jack: Well it is a weed....literally ahahaahaha.
Elli: Jack, what do you mean?
Jack: I told you never to come back here....you never saw this, and if you see the mayor tell him i will roll him up some good shit for 500G.
Elli: ummmm ok.

--------------------------Scream 2-----------------------

The night falls again as Jack, and the and the sprites sit around a table gambling even though Aqau just died.

Jack: Ill put in 30 more son.
Chef: Ha lets me raise you 50.
Jack: He must have something boys.
Chef: Okay, do you have any 2's?
Jack: Ha go fish! You suck! (Jack holds three cards of 2)
Chef: God damnit. Son of a Bitch!
Timid: What's wrong?
Chef: i just lost the rest of my money, hey roll up some shit for me Jack.
Jack: commin rright up.
Chef: Yeah thats the shit right there.

Chef leans back and smoke floats over the table.

Timid: Blow that shit somewhere else.
Jack: I can't see.
Chef: Ohhh im stoned.

The killer opens Jack's door and looks in. He walks slowly over to the table. And then stares at the 3 at the table and the other sprites sleeping on the sofa.

Killer: Hello boys...
Chef: Damn son im seeing shit now, i see a guy with a mask on.
Jack: Yo you aint imagining that.
Killer: Give me some of that.
Timid: Do what he says. Do what he says!
Jack: This is my good stuff though!
Killer: (takes out a butcher knife)
Timid: Give it to him.
Jack: I got one of those too. You wanna play? (gets his knife out)
Killer: hahaha (takes out a pistol and shoots Jack)
Killer: Hand that to me.
Timid: Please dont hurt me!

Timid hands the killer the weed and then the killer hears someone outside and jumps out the window.

Chef: Hey Timid, you have a tatoo!
Timid: No shit, you got one too!
Chef: What's mine say?
Timid: Thats good, whats mine say?
Chef: Shit, whats mine say?
Timid: Thats good, whats mine say?
Chef: Shit, whats mine say?
Timid: Thats good! What does mine SAY?!
Chef: SHIT, what does MINE SAY?
Timid: Hey i get it, ours says together "Thats good Shit".
Chef: That's fuckin awesome.
Chef: Wait im going to take all of Jacks money if he is going to die on me.

Elli runs inside, and looks at jacks body and all the smoke in the room.

Elli: You guys killed him?!
Chef: No NO the killer was here!
Elli: He was?!
Chef: yeah he went out the window, someone went crazy in here!

Elli runs outside and runs into a man walking the same way, he is dressed in a cape and mask.

Elli: Excuse me sir?
Killer: Huh?
Elli: Do you know where Harris is?
Killer: ummm (shrugs and points in a random direction)
Elli: Okay thank you.

After Elli leaves and goes a far distance away Harris comes behind him and looks at the killer and starts to talk.

Harris: Hey there.
Killer: uhh yeah.
Harris: Have you seen the mayor, he probably went to his house by now.
Killer: mmm (shrugs again)
Harris: I was wondering, have you seen a guy your height, with a cape like yours and is wearing a mask like the one you have on?
Killer: Yes, he went that way (points where Elli has left to)
Harris: Thank you, it's citizens like you that keep Flowerbud a safe place.

Harris runs off and the Killer scratches his head with the dagger he brought.

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