PART DOS 2
Again the scene moves to the sprites hut where Chef is watching his new TV after he bought it with the money he stole from Jacks pocket when he got stabbed.
Chef: ahhh i love the sprite channel.
(the phone rings)
Chef: Damn telemarketers, they always call when a good show is comming on.
Chef: yo
Killer: Hello Chef
Chef: Sup my brother?
Killer: Nothing, what are you doing right now?
Chef: Watching the sprite channel, you?
Killer: Im just cleaning my crime scene.
Chef: Thats coo'.
Killer: How many people are with you?
Chef: It's just me. why?
Killer: I just want to know how many people im going to kill.
Chef: Thats cool, i like people like you. Always on the bright side.
Killer: Whats your favorite scary movie?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: Yeah, which is your favorite?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: No, which is your favorite?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: Which one do you like best?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: And you like which?
Chef: I like the first one.
Killer: No i mean which scary movie do you like?
Chef: I said the first one.
Killer: Im confused.
Chef: Well you called me son.
Killer: Dont call me son.
Chef: I call you whatever i want to.
Chef: I love weed.
Killer: Same here.
Chef: How bout' you come over and have some wit' me.
Killer: (looks around in confusion) okay...
Chef: Great, thats cool, ill roll as much up as i can.
The killer walks inside the house and sits next to Chef.
Killer: Sprite TV......sounds good.
Chef: it is.
Killer: Oh i love this movie!
TV voice: Oh Bambi where are you?!
Chef: yeah it is good.
Killer: You always have the best shit.
Chef: Thanks, i know i do.
Killer: Well i have some business to take care of, same time tomorrow?
Chef: Sure.
--------------------Scream 2------------
Harris, a town official, the doctor and Elli come to investigate Jack's house and see what they can find.
Elli: I wonder who did it.
Doctor: Maybe we can find fingerprints.
Harris: Lets see how Jack died.
Elli: I think it was a wound.
Harris: uhh obviously, i mean a gun, knife or whatever.
Elli: Oh, it was a gun.
Harris: How do you know? Did you kill him?
Elli: what? no!
Harris: How do you know it was a gun?
Elli: I saw it last night.
Harris: Thats when he was killed, okay take her away.
Official: Where do we put her?
Harris: Leave her in the cow barn and lock the door.
Official: hahahahaha
Doctor: what the?
Harris: We caught the killer, now we have to take care of the body.
Inside the house the killer is standing thbbc
A group consisting of Chef, Timid, The doctor, Ann and the mayor stand near the hut by the beach.
Mayor: we found the killer now we must get back to the way our lives were. We cant let this ruin us!
Timid: Amen to that.
Mayor: You know im sick of your smart ass remarks.
Timid: Thats fine with me...i didnt vote for you.
Mayor: Okay get back to your hut you little bastard!
Timid: Losin' his temper hahahaa (leaves the group)
Chef: Man, it's like ive seen this before.
Ann: where Chef?
Chef: It was a movie scream on the Sprite channel.
Ann: what happened?
Chef: I dont know i passed out before i could see.
Doctor: Passed out from what?
Chef: uhhh i hit my head on the wall.
Chef: but in those movies there's always 2 killers or more!
Ann: Really.
Mayor: I can assure you that Elli is the killer and Flowerbud is safe okay?
Chef: i dont know about you guys but we should have a party or something so everyone is around eachother and no one gets killed.
Ann: That sounds good.
Doctor: Yeah it will boost the morale of the townspeople.
Chef: Party at Ann's! Drugs and boose for everybody!
Ann: Hey!
Doctor: Well i guess it's at your house.
Ann: I'll see you there.
Doctor: Dont worry you will(leaves).
Basil: (runs up to the group and cuts in)
Basil: What's everyone talking about?
Ann: A party at the inn tonight.
Basil: Oh thats cool. I will come.
Mayor: Maybe Harris should keep a look out around the house for the night.
Basil: Okay.
Ann: Sounds good.
Basil: Who else is going?
Ann: Ill invite some people. Like Timid and Chef.
Mayor: Timid that little...
Ann: Mayor please contain yourself.
Basil: Okay ill see you tonight. And mayor im sorry about spreading those rumors about you sleeping with Karen.
Mayor: What?
(Just as Basil turns to run he runs into Karen and falls down)
Karen: Excuse me?
Basil: I was just joking...
Karen: You better be or something will happen to you.
Basil: (runs off to the mountain)
Mayor: It's starting to get dark, i suggest everyone get ready for the party.
Karen: Ill get some more people to go.
Ann: Ill set up my house.
Mayor: Thanks for your help.
-----------------Scream 2----------------
Basil walks up the mountain collecting flowers for medical reasons watching the sun start to go down. Continuing to pick flowers.
Basil: Sniff, ahh this one smells good
Basil: Sniff, wow! What is that?! I must have found where Jack kept his secret supply hehehe.
The killer steps out from behind a tree and looks over at Basil, picking flowers. And then Basil see's him.
Basil: oh look the killer. You must be a]
---------------Scream 2 ---------------------
In the barn where Elli was being held someone comes up to the barn and unhooks the lock and Elli gets up to see what happened. She dosen't see anyone so she opens the door and then leaves.
OVer at Ann's House the people arrive at the party. Everyone gets ready for Chef to show up with his supply of items.
Ann: Where are the sprites?
Karen: They havent made it yet.
Ann's Dad: I told you not to have a party unless i was here.
Ann: Dad you are here.
Ann's Dad: Oh yeah, i should stop drinking. (goes into the back room)
Karen: Here comes Gray and his grandfather.
Gray: Hello.
Karen: Hi Gray!
Grandfather: Hey, where's my weed?!
Gray: Grandfather, stop talking like that. Sorry about him but he had a stroke and now he just says random things.
Grandfather: No i dont i want some weed. I head there was going to be weed here.
Gray: Stop that!
Grandfather: Im getting old, i need my hits fast!
Gray: I give up (goes inside)
Karen: I wonder where Basil, the mayor, and all the other guys are. Everyone else is ready to party except for some others who havent showed up yet.
Ann: Just wait a little while, they'll show up.
------------------Scream 2-------------------
Outside the sprites house Chef starts rolling up some papers and packing in some last minute drugs before he leaves while Timid is inside.
Chef: Are you ready yet?
Timid: No!
Chef: Hurry up you slow fuck, im leaving now.
Timid: Go ahead.
Chef: Fine(leaves for the party).
(the phone rings)
Timid: Hello?
Killer: Im outside the house.
Timid: Yeah and so was chef a little while ago.
Killer: I could be anywhere out here. I am like a fox baby.
Timid: Man is this about the time i had sex with the dog?
Killer: ewww geez.
Killer: Ill see you later.
Timid: Yeah whatever.
(hangs up and starts talking to himself)
Timid: Well im going to the party now with the others.
(He walks outside where the killer is standing in the road)
Timid: Hello Chef i know it's you.
Killer: Oh really?
Killer: How about this?
(takes out the knife)
Timid: Chef i know you wont do shit to me, i could bust your ass.
Killer: hahaha
(slices Timid in the side)
Timid: ahhhh you killin fuck!
-----------------Scream 2-----------------
Harris patrols outside the party with a flashlight, making sure no one is prowling. And then the town official comes toward Harris.
Official: We have a problem!
Harris: What is it?
Official: Elli escaped!
Harris: Damn, you should have kept a closer eye on her!
Official: But we also found blood on the mountain, but no body!
Mayor: Whats going on?
Harris: Elli is missing, and there is traces of blood on the mountain.
Mayor: Damn ,should we allert the people inside.
Official: No just keep a close eye, ill patrol too.
Harris: Mayor you should be inside.
Mayor: Okay.
Inside the party is getting crazy since Chef arrived, and every is having a good time. Ann, goes upstairs to get some more beer and hears a noise in the next room.
Ann: Hello?
Ann: Hello?
(Killer steps out from the room)
Ann: AHHH(screams)
Killer: Where are you going?
Ann: What did i do?!
Killer: Nothing that you know of.
Ann: Leave me alone!
(The killer chases Ann down into an empty room)
(Rick walks in)
Rick: I know who the killer is. It is Kai! It is summer and no one has heard from Kai yet! Its been 2 weeks, so where is Kai?!
Killer: Your right (takes the mask off and it is Kai's face)
Ann: Oh my!
(Timid walks in, with a stab on his chest)
Timid: Wait! The killer is really Chef!
Killer: Your right. (takes the kai face off and it's chef)
Timid: He has the oppertunity when he was 'going to the party' he actually changed and came back to kill me! I know it wasnt Kai either he was held up by bad weather!
(Mary walks in)
Mary: It's not chef at all, i saw him at the party when you said he was killing you. The killer is actually Karen!
Ann: What?!
Killer: Your right it is me (Takes off chef face and it's Karen).
Mary: She had the motive. She has been flirting with my boyfirend Gray, it was just a matter of time before she came for me!
(Basil walks inside the room)
Basil: Mary is right. Karen tried to kill me on the mountain. Luckily i had the herbs into my system before i could get killed. Thats who's blood was on the mountain!
Ann: Well actually it isnt Karen. She was with me when Basil acclaimed she was trying to murder him. I know who it is. It can only be the doctor!
Killer: Yes it is the doctor (takes of Karen mask and it is the doctor).
Ann: When i said "ill see you later" he said "dont worry you will"!
(Karen runs in)
Karen: it wasnt me. I thought it was Basil but it cant be since he is right here and the killer is right there.
(The doctor, the town official and Gray walk inside the room)
Doctor: it wasnt me!
Official: Me and the doctor believe that Elli did do it. All of the killings happened after she escaped from the locked room she was in! It had to have been her!
Killer: Yes, it was me Elli (has the Elli face on)
Voice: It wasnt Elli!
(Elli comes in)
Elli: Im right here! Cant you see what just happened! You have all been fooled beyond your belief! The only person who could have do this is the one and only MAYOR!
Killer: Indeed it was me! (takes off mask and has real face- the mayor)
(Harris runs in)
Harris: It was the perfect plan but it didnt work.
(Chef comes in stoned)
Chef: Harris was part of it.
Mayor: hahaha you hear that Harris I think they want a motive.
Timid: Ill give you a motive right up the ass. I told you people not to vote for him!
Mayor: It is very simple. Hey Elli you know about that industry deal i told you about?
Elli:yeah?
Mayor: Well the only way that deal could go through is if Flowerbud turned into an industry town. Well as you know we are a farming community. So i killed everyone who had a farming role. Aqua- He was a sprite who did major work for the farms around here. Jack- The leading farmer in the state! Basil- Made Nature a bigger part of this town than it should be, but he just wouldnt die. I didnt want to do it, but you people forced me to do it!
Timid: What about you 'policeman'?
Harris: Me? I would have been rich and famous on the industry deal, i only needed to help out. I made it so the killer seemed like Elli and all the evidence went away from the mayor. But i see you are smarter than you seem.
Official: Okay you guys are with me now!
Timid: WAIT!
(Timid pulls a pocket knife out and stabs the Mayor in the back)
Timid: Thats for stabbing this town in the back. These people trusted you.
Mayor: Ahhhhh
Chef: What's everyone talking about.
Basil: Just stay out of this chef.
(the town official gets the 2 into a police car, with some other officers)
(chef and timid head toward their house)
Chef: Hey this dosent look like our house.
Timid: Of course it dosent your stoned!
Chef: No im serious!
Chris Tucker: Never touch a black mans radio...wait what the fuck?
Timid: Whoa where are we?
Jackie Chan: Who are those little guys?
Chris Tucker: I have no fuckin idea
Chef: No shit it's Jackie Chan! Sign this piece of paper for me.
Jackie Chan: Why?
Chef: Because i always wanted to smoke some week with a rolled up Jackie Chan Signature.
Jackie Chan: Oh ok
Timid: Where are we?
Chris Tucker: This is the Rush Hour Set, get the hell off of here!
Chef: Rush Hour?
Timid: Who the hell messed up the stage directions? First Blair Witch on ours now we are on the Rush hour set.
Stage Person: Oh that was my fault sorry about that.
(The stage guy gets stabbed by the killer)
Chef: Hey you guys want to go to the bar?
Killer: Sounds good.
Timid: Drinks are on me.
Killer: Hell yeah
Killer: There's another Scream spinoff in the books.
~~~~~~_~_~_~~_~_~_~_~SCREAM 2~_~_~_~_~~_~_~~~~~
Writer: John
Date: December 28th to December 31st. Late Year 2001- Winter.
Character pick: John
(Jack comes on)
Jack: If your watching this tape, that means im either in jail or worse, dead or mangled in a horrible way. But there are 3 key rules to survive in the drug world.
Jack: Rule Number one, never sell for less
Jack: Rule Number two, always step on it before you sell it
Jack: Rule Number three, if you have a knife and they have a gun...drop that shit and RUUUUNNN
Jack: yall wish me luck.
Idea from: Scary Movie 1, Scream 1, Scream 3
Story based on Harvest Moon 64 and Harvest Moon back to nature
Thank you for reading this Fan Fiction. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it. See everyone later, if the killer dosent get me...
IN MEMORY OF:
-Jack
-Aqua
Afterlouge:
-Mayor got life in jail for first degree murder
-Harris got 25 years fir third degree murder
-Chef became the best drug lord in history
THE END LOOK OUT FOR SCREAM 3 and 4 comming soon!
Again the scene moves to the sprites hut where Chef is watching his new TV after he bought it with the money he stole from Jacks pocket when he got stabbed.
Chef: ahhh i love the sprite channel.
(the phone rings)
Chef: Damn telemarketers, they always call when a good show is comming on.
Chef: yo
Killer: Hello Chef
Chef: Sup my brother?
Killer: Nothing, what are you doing right now?
Chef: Watching the sprite channel, you?
Killer: Im just cleaning my crime scene.
Chef: Thats coo'.
Killer: How many people are with you?
Chef: It's just me. why?
Killer: I just want to know how many people im going to kill.
Chef: Thats cool, i like people like you. Always on the bright side.
Killer: Whats your favorite scary movie?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: Yeah, which is your favorite?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: No, which is your favorite?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: Which one do you like best?
Chef: Scary movie.
Killer: And you like which?
Chef: I like the first one.
Killer: No i mean which scary movie do you like?
Chef: I said the first one.
Killer: Im confused.
Chef: Well you called me son.
Killer: Dont call me son.
Chef: I call you whatever i want to.
Chef: I love weed.
Killer: Same here.
Chef: How bout' you come over and have some wit' me.
Killer: (looks around in confusion) okay...
Chef: Great, thats cool, ill roll as much up as i can.
The killer walks inside the house and sits next to Chef.
Killer: Sprite TV......sounds good.
Chef: it is.
Killer: Oh i love this movie!
TV voice: Oh Bambi where are you?!
Chef: yeah it is good.
Killer: You always have the best shit.
Chef: Thanks, i know i do.
Killer: Well i have some business to take care of, same time tomorrow?
Chef: Sure.
--------------------Scream 2------------
Harris, a town official, the doctor and Elli come to investigate Jack's house and see what they can find.
Elli: I wonder who did it.
Doctor: Maybe we can find fingerprints.
Harris: Lets see how Jack died.
Elli: I think it was a wound.
Harris: uhh obviously, i mean a gun, knife or whatever.
Elli: Oh, it was a gun.
Harris: How do you know? Did you kill him?
Elli: what? no!
Harris: How do you know it was a gun?
Elli: I saw it last night.
Harris: Thats when he was killed, okay take her away.
Official: Where do we put her?
Harris: Leave her in the cow barn and lock the door.
Official: hahahahaha
Doctor: what the?
Harris: We caught the killer, now we have to take care of the body.
Inside the house the killer is standing thbbc
A group consisting of Chef, Timid, The doctor, Ann and the mayor stand near the hut by the beach.
Mayor: we found the killer now we must get back to the way our lives were. We cant let this ruin us!
Timid: Amen to that.
Mayor: You know im sick of your smart ass remarks.
Timid: Thats fine with me...i didnt vote for you.
Mayor: Okay get back to your hut you little bastard!
Timid: Losin' his temper hahahaa (leaves the group)
Chef: Man, it's like ive seen this before.
Ann: where Chef?
Chef: It was a movie scream on the Sprite channel.
Ann: what happened?
Chef: I dont know i passed out before i could see.
Doctor: Passed out from what?
Chef: uhhh i hit my head on the wall.
Chef: but in those movies there's always 2 killers or more!
Ann: Really.
Mayor: I can assure you that Elli is the killer and Flowerbud is safe okay?
Chef: i dont know about you guys but we should have a party or something so everyone is around eachother and no one gets killed.
Ann: That sounds good.
Doctor: Yeah it will boost the morale of the townspeople.
Chef: Party at Ann's! Drugs and boose for everybody!
Ann: Hey!
Doctor: Well i guess it's at your house.
Ann: I'll see you there.
Doctor: Dont worry you will(leaves).
Basil: (runs up to the group and cuts in)
Basil: What's everyone talking about?
Ann: A party at the inn tonight.
Basil: Oh thats cool. I will come.
Mayor: Maybe Harris should keep a look out around the house for the night.
Basil: Okay.
Ann: Sounds good.
Basil: Who else is going?
Ann: Ill invite some people. Like Timid and Chef.
Mayor: Timid that little...
Ann: Mayor please contain yourself.
Basil: Okay ill see you tonight. And mayor im sorry about spreading those rumors about you sleeping with Karen.
Mayor: What?
(Just as Basil turns to run he runs into Karen and falls down)
Karen: Excuse me?
Basil: I was just joking...
Karen: You better be or something will happen to you.
Basil: (runs off to the mountain)
Mayor: It's starting to get dark, i suggest everyone get ready for the party.
Karen: Ill get some more people to go.
Ann: Ill set up my house.
Mayor: Thanks for your help.
-----------------Scream 2----------------
Basil walks up the mountain collecting flowers for medical reasons watching the sun start to go down. Continuing to pick flowers.
Basil: Sniff, ahh this one smells good
Basil: Sniff, wow! What is that?! I must have found where Jack kept his secret supply hehehe.
The killer steps out from behind a tree and looks over at Basil, picking flowers. And then Basil see's him.
Basil: oh look the killer. You must be a]
---------------Scream 2 ---------------------
In the barn where Elli was being held someone comes up to the barn and unhooks the lock and Elli gets up to see what happened. She dosen't see anyone so she opens the door and then leaves.
OVer at Ann's House the people arrive at the party. Everyone gets ready for Chef to show up with his supply of items.
Ann: Where are the sprites?
Karen: They havent made it yet.
Ann's Dad: I told you not to have a party unless i was here.
Ann: Dad you are here.
Ann's Dad: Oh yeah, i should stop drinking. (goes into the back room)
Karen: Here comes Gray and his grandfather.
Gray: Hello.
Karen: Hi Gray!
Grandfather: Hey, where's my weed?!
Gray: Grandfather, stop talking like that. Sorry about him but he had a stroke and now he just says random things.
Grandfather: No i dont i want some weed. I head there was going to be weed here.
Gray: Stop that!
Grandfather: Im getting old, i need my hits fast!
Gray: I give up (goes inside)
Karen: I wonder where Basil, the mayor, and all the other guys are. Everyone else is ready to party except for some others who havent showed up yet.
Ann: Just wait a little while, they'll show up.
------------------Scream 2-------------------
Outside the sprites house Chef starts rolling up some papers and packing in some last minute drugs before he leaves while Timid is inside.
Chef: Are you ready yet?
Timid: No!
Chef: Hurry up you slow fuck, im leaving now.
Timid: Go ahead.
Chef: Fine(leaves for the party).
(the phone rings)
Timid: Hello?
Killer: Im outside the house.
Timid: Yeah and so was chef a little while ago.
Killer: I could be anywhere out here. I am like a fox baby.
Timid: Man is this about the time i had sex with the dog?
Killer: ewww geez.
Killer: Ill see you later.
Timid: Yeah whatever.
(hangs up and starts talking to himself)
Timid: Well im going to the party now with the others.
(He walks outside where the killer is standing in the road)
Timid: Hello Chef i know it's you.
Killer: Oh really?
Killer: How about this?
(takes out the knife)
Timid: Chef i know you wont do shit to me, i could bust your ass.
Killer: hahaha
(slices Timid in the side)
Timid: ahhhh you killin fuck!
-----------------Scream 2-----------------
Harris patrols outside the party with a flashlight, making sure no one is prowling. And then the town official comes toward Harris.
Official: We have a problem!
Harris: What is it?
Official: Elli escaped!
Harris: Damn, you should have kept a closer eye on her!
Official: But we also found blood on the mountain, but no body!
Mayor: Whats going on?
Harris: Elli is missing, and there is traces of blood on the mountain.
Mayor: Damn ,should we allert the people inside.
Official: No just keep a close eye, ill patrol too.
Harris: Mayor you should be inside.
Mayor: Okay.
Inside the party is getting crazy since Chef arrived, and every is having a good time. Ann, goes upstairs to get some more beer and hears a noise in the next room.
Ann: Hello?
Ann: Hello?
(Killer steps out from the room)
Ann: AHHH(screams)
Killer: Where are you going?
Ann: What did i do?!
Killer: Nothing that you know of.
Ann: Leave me alone!
(The killer chases Ann down into an empty room)
(Rick walks in)
Rick: I know who the killer is. It is Kai! It is summer and no one has heard from Kai yet! Its been 2 weeks, so where is Kai?!
Killer: Your right (takes the mask off and it is Kai's face)
Ann: Oh my!
(Timid walks in, with a stab on his chest)
Timid: Wait! The killer is really Chef!
Killer: Your right. (takes the kai face off and it's chef)
Timid: He has the oppertunity when he was 'going to the party' he actually changed and came back to kill me! I know it wasnt Kai either he was held up by bad weather!
(Mary walks in)
Mary: It's not chef at all, i saw him at the party when you said he was killing you. The killer is actually Karen!
Ann: What?!
Killer: Your right it is me (Takes off chef face and it's Karen).
Mary: She had the motive. She has been flirting with my boyfirend Gray, it was just a matter of time before she came for me!
(Basil walks inside the room)
Basil: Mary is right. Karen tried to kill me on the mountain. Luckily i had the herbs into my system before i could get killed. Thats who's blood was on the mountain!
Ann: Well actually it isnt Karen. She was with me when Basil acclaimed she was trying to murder him. I know who it is. It can only be the doctor!
Killer: Yes it is the doctor (takes of Karen mask and it is the doctor).
Ann: When i said "ill see you later" he said "dont worry you will"!
(Karen runs in)
Karen: it wasnt me. I thought it was Basil but it cant be since he is right here and the killer is right there.
(The doctor, the town official and Gray walk inside the room)
Doctor: it wasnt me!
Official: Me and the doctor believe that Elli did do it. All of the killings happened after she escaped from the locked room she was in! It had to have been her!
Killer: Yes, it was me Elli (has the Elli face on)
Voice: It wasnt Elli!
(Elli comes in)
Elli: Im right here! Cant you see what just happened! You have all been fooled beyond your belief! The only person who could have do this is the one and only MAYOR!
Killer: Indeed it was me! (takes off mask and has real face- the mayor)
(Harris runs in)
Harris: It was the perfect plan but it didnt work.
(Chef comes in stoned)
Chef: Harris was part of it.
Mayor: hahaha you hear that Harris I think they want a motive.
Timid: Ill give you a motive right up the ass. I told you people not to vote for him!
Mayor: It is very simple. Hey Elli you know about that industry deal i told you about?
Elli:yeah?
Mayor: Well the only way that deal could go through is if Flowerbud turned into an industry town. Well as you know we are a farming community. So i killed everyone who had a farming role. Aqua- He was a sprite who did major work for the farms around here. Jack- The leading farmer in the state! Basil- Made Nature a bigger part of this town than it should be, but he just wouldnt die. I didnt want to do it, but you people forced me to do it!
Timid: What about you 'policeman'?
Harris: Me? I would have been rich and famous on the industry deal, i only needed to help out. I made it so the killer seemed like Elli and all the evidence went away from the mayor. But i see you are smarter than you seem.
Official: Okay you guys are with me now!
Timid: WAIT!
(Timid pulls a pocket knife out and stabs the Mayor in the back)
Timid: Thats for stabbing this town in the back. These people trusted you.
Mayor: Ahhhhh
Chef: What's everyone talking about.
Basil: Just stay out of this chef.
(the town official gets the 2 into a police car, with some other officers)
(chef and timid head toward their house)
Chef: Hey this dosent look like our house.
Timid: Of course it dosent your stoned!
Chef: No im serious!
Chris Tucker: Never touch a black mans radio...wait what the fuck?
Timid: Whoa where are we?
Jackie Chan: Who are those little guys?
Chris Tucker: I have no fuckin idea
Chef: No shit it's Jackie Chan! Sign this piece of paper for me.
Jackie Chan: Why?
Chef: Because i always wanted to smoke some week with a rolled up Jackie Chan Signature.
Jackie Chan: Oh ok
Timid: Where are we?
Chris Tucker: This is the Rush Hour Set, get the hell off of here!
Chef: Rush Hour?
Timid: Who the hell messed up the stage directions? First Blair Witch on ours now we are on the Rush hour set.
Stage Person: Oh that was my fault sorry about that.
(The stage guy gets stabbed by the killer)
Chef: Hey you guys want to go to the bar?
Killer: Sounds good.
Timid: Drinks are on me.
Killer: Hell yeah
Killer: There's another Scream spinoff in the books.
~~~~~~_~_~_~~_~_~_~_~SCREAM 2~_~_~_~_~~_~_~~~~~
Writer: John
Date: December 28th to December 31st. Late Year 2001- Winter.
Character pick: John
(Jack comes on)
Jack: If your watching this tape, that means im either in jail or worse, dead or mangled in a horrible way. But there are 3 key rules to survive in the drug world.
Jack: Rule Number one, never sell for less
Jack: Rule Number two, always step on it before you sell it
Jack: Rule Number three, if you have a knife and they have a gun...drop that shit and RUUUUNNN
Jack: yall wish me luck.
Idea from: Scary Movie 1, Scream 1, Scream 3
Story based on Harvest Moon 64 and Harvest Moon back to nature
Thank you for reading this Fan Fiction. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it. See everyone later, if the killer dosent get me...
IN MEMORY OF:
-Jack
-Aqua
Afterlouge:
-Mayor got life in jail for first degree murder
-Harris got 25 years fir third degree murder
-Chef became the best drug lord in history
THE END LOOK OUT FOR SCREAM 3 and 4 comming soon!
