It had been a strange day. Their happy little family had gotten a letter and a phone call about something in the same day. Now, they had to find a baby sitter for their adopted son, and they had to go to a privet party. The note was weird, but something egged them to go on.

They pulled up to the piece of junk that was called a mansion. There was already a car there, so they knew they weren't the first. They strolled through the doors, making a very peculiar couple.

~*~*~*~

A strange couple walked through the doors. Duo noticed that the woman figure looked a lot like a man, but with long black hair. The man let his bangs grow over one eye. Duo thought he looked silly.

"Why helllo! I'm so very glllad you coullld make it!" The strange man said to them.

"What a lllovellly dress you have on!" The strange man told the woman.

~*~*~*~

Quatre: Ok, why do I have to wear a dress? I never said I wanted to be a woman!

Director walks in from off stage.

Director: Quatre, honey, baby, this is the way it has to be if you want to be with Trowa! We don't want people knowing for sure that you to are an item!

Quatre: Yeah, well, why can't I be a woman with short blonde hair, huh? Why do I have to wear this? Quatre takes off a long black wig, revealing his short, baby blonde hair.

Director: Because, people would know you are Quatre, and they will know that you and Trowa are together! Ok?

Quatre: Ok, fine. But I am gonna ask this much……… WHY CAN'T TROWA BE THE GIRL?!?!?!?!

Trowa: Hey! You're the one that LOOKS like a girl!

Quatre shoots an evil look to Trowa.

Trowa: I mean, a very, manly girl. Hehe.

Quatre: I'd better!

Director: Ok, now that you two have worked this out, ACTION!

Director walks off stage.

~*~*~*~

"Why thank you! I got it on sale! It really is beautiful!" The woman said.

"Hello. I am Trowa Barton, and this is my wife, Quatrinet Winner. And who may you be?" The man with the long bangs asked him. Duo was glad his hair was long.

"Me? I'm, uh, Duo. Duo Maxwell." He replied.