In the farcical world of Rurouni Kenshin we set our darling eyes upon one Saitou Hajime. He's having a lovely little cigarette outside a temple. Sure he could be working by stopping some hoodilum from stealing that old woman's purse, but ....after a nice good smoke. Then all of a smashing sudden there's a giant SUPURASHI! or splash. He glances his oh so cynical eye to the sound of this wetness. Sadly, its not Sano. Kenshin had just fallen down one of the temple wells after a loving punch in the head from Kaoru. It turns out she found one of Sano's pants in Kenshin's futon covered in lovely off-white stains. Well Kaoru, always the one to jump to conclusions assumed that Kenshin was having a cute little affair with Sano. Which we all know is completely untrue. That night in question Kenshin was off with Aoshi. "Hunting".
Saitou laughed that awesome little chuckle of his. He knew who made those stains. He did. Why on Kenshin's place of rest? His was occupied. Tokio came for a visit. Ha ha ha. So as Kaoru left Kenshin to drown in his own yaoi-ness Saitou goes over to see wassamatta. Good Ol' Hajime took a loveing glace down the well to where poor little Himura was nearly freezing his tushy off in the ice water. Saitou had to make a decision. Leave Kenshin down there to die in his own miserableness or ...to be a stand up chap and save the little red headed bugger. He chose the latter. I mean, how could he leave an easy lay there to just drown. Not Saitou Hajime. That's not his style. Better to boink 'em THEN kill 'em.
So Hero Boy...er Hero Man Hajime throws down the well bucket to the drowning Battousai. And whodathunk the idiot just yelped out ORO and grabbed ahold of the bucket. Manly Ol' Saitou pulls Kenshin up from the well with one big swing. Super Seme powers come in handy now and then. Little Kenshin just falls onto the ground coughing and spitting and shivering a great deal. Saitou just watched him shiver a while then got bored and walked away. Kenshin ditching the idea of being the strong silent type in this story shouted out "S-SAITOU! TASU-TASUKETE!"
Well how can Prince Charming here leave this damnsel to be in distress. What has Kenshin got to go back to? This horrible woman who throws him down an ice filled well? Certainly not. So Saitou picks up kenshin with the tip of his Katana. Saitou doesnt want to get soaked because "A Lady Reveals Nothing". So Saitou takes the sopping wet shivering Not-Samurai-X Kenshin inside the temple and throws him in front of one of those lovely fires. AAAAANd he begins to strip him.
Supuri-chan somewhere off in the distance...actually in Orlando wakes up. "My Saitou senses are tingling" and she races off faster than a cat that had just got stepped on. Along her way she grabs the pantsless Sano out of Kenshin's room. Sano being all together drunk off his ass from Saitou lovin's and sake is confused but runs wth Supuri-chan anyway. She doesn't stop running until she reaches Saitou and Kenshin about to "rekindle the fire" Supuri-chan throws Sano at Saitou and screams. "IF YOU'RE GONNA BOINK SOMEONE AT LEAST HAVE THE RIGHT UKE!" and she runs off to either be put into another story or to read this one whichever comes first.
Well Saitou is now in a position. He has TWO UKES! One thats drunk off his ass laughing because of how Supuri-chan's breasts bounced up and down when she ran and one helpless near crying naked and ready for lovin's. So Saitou always the resourceful one.....boinks 'em both. And has a darling time. Although when he goes back to work the next day he's yelled at by many other officers for leaving his duty. HEY! Somethings are more important that work! Especially when you've got two lovely darlings waiting for your mansex.
The End....no thats just Kenshin's ass
Saitou laughed that awesome little chuckle of his. He knew who made those stains. He did. Why on Kenshin's place of rest? His was occupied. Tokio came for a visit. Ha ha ha. So as Kaoru left Kenshin to drown in his own yaoi-ness Saitou goes over to see wassamatta. Good Ol' Hajime took a loveing glace down the well to where poor little Himura was nearly freezing his tushy off in the ice water. Saitou had to make a decision. Leave Kenshin down there to die in his own miserableness or ...to be a stand up chap and save the little red headed bugger. He chose the latter. I mean, how could he leave an easy lay there to just drown. Not Saitou Hajime. That's not his style. Better to boink 'em THEN kill 'em.
So Hero Boy...er Hero Man Hajime throws down the well bucket to the drowning Battousai. And whodathunk the idiot just yelped out ORO and grabbed ahold of the bucket. Manly Ol' Saitou pulls Kenshin up from the well with one big swing. Super Seme powers come in handy now and then. Little Kenshin just falls onto the ground coughing and spitting and shivering a great deal. Saitou just watched him shiver a while then got bored and walked away. Kenshin ditching the idea of being the strong silent type in this story shouted out "S-SAITOU! TASU-TASUKETE!"
Well how can Prince Charming here leave this damnsel to be in distress. What has Kenshin got to go back to? This horrible woman who throws him down an ice filled well? Certainly not. So Saitou picks up kenshin with the tip of his Katana. Saitou doesnt want to get soaked because "A Lady Reveals Nothing". So Saitou takes the sopping wet shivering Not-Samurai-X Kenshin inside the temple and throws him in front of one of those lovely fires. AAAAANd he begins to strip him.
Supuri-chan somewhere off in the distance...actually in Orlando wakes up. "My Saitou senses are tingling" and she races off faster than a cat that had just got stepped on. Along her way she grabs the pantsless Sano out of Kenshin's room. Sano being all together drunk off his ass from Saitou lovin's and sake is confused but runs wth Supuri-chan anyway. She doesn't stop running until she reaches Saitou and Kenshin about to "rekindle the fire" Supuri-chan throws Sano at Saitou and screams. "IF YOU'RE GONNA BOINK SOMEONE AT LEAST HAVE THE RIGHT UKE!" and she runs off to either be put into another story or to read this one whichever comes first.
Well Saitou is now in a position. He has TWO UKES! One thats drunk off his ass laughing because of how Supuri-chan's breasts bounced up and down when she ran and one helpless near crying naked and ready for lovin's. So Saitou always the resourceful one.....boinks 'em both. And has a darling time. Although when he goes back to work the next day he's yelled at by many other officers for leaving his duty. HEY! Somethings are more important that work! Especially when you've got two lovely darlings waiting for your mansex.
The End....no thats just Kenshin's ass
