Okay, this just popped into my head while browsing FF.net, so enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Link or Zelda or anything. Nintendo does.
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Standing before the Triforce, Link makes his wish... "I wish... There would be peace in the world, and happiness fo- No, wait! I wish for a talkin' monkey!"

Suddenly, a bright flash of light and a puff of smoke obscures the Triforce from view. When the smoke clears you see a Monkey standing in front of it.
The Monkey then gives him the finger, says "Screw you!", sprouts wings and starts to hop around to the Wizard of Oz flying Monkey theme song, whilst beating Link about the head with blunt objects.

THE END

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Special thanks to Dbzfann007 for helping me with ideas to make it better.

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Ja ne!
--Cade

**runs off into sunset**