DUDE! Where's My Firebolt?

1 By: Miss Aruri

Disclaimer: Nobody in this fic is mine accept the ones that don't belong to J.K….if there are any…ok…

AN: As you can see, this is like a spoof on 'Dude! Where's my car?'. But since I never saw that movie, it's kind of hard. So I'm making it a parody to lots of movies, not just 'Dude Where's My Car'…and if you're lucky, I might add some T.V. shows too!

YAY! I got part II up! I told u it wouldn't take long!

1.1 PART II

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Many hours later (nobody knows…), Harry and Ron coincidentally woke up at the same time with a loud groan.

"GROAN!" Harry and Ron groaned, and what a groanifull groan it was! Neither of them were wearing their shirts and they both had bad hangovers. Just then, Harry freaked out.

"DUDE! Where's my Firebolt?!?!" Harry shouted. Ron looked around and freaked out too.

"Where's your Firebolt, DUDE?!?!" He shouted, jumping to his feet.

"DUDE! Where's my Firebolt?!?!" Harry shouted again, his face turning red.

"Where's your Firebolt, DUDE?!?!" Ron shouted again, his already red face turning redder.

"DUDE!" They both shouted at the same time. As Harry turned around to look for his beloved Firebolt (DUDE!), Ron jumped up and down with excitement.

"HEY MAN! You got a tattoo!!!" He shouted, pointing to the tattoo on Harry's back.

"Hey, really? What does it say?" Harry asked, trying to look at the tattoo on his back. "It says 'I'm gay.'" Ron reads.

"You are?" Harry asks. "Gee I never knew." (**shrug**) The two of them turn around and Harry shrieks. "HEY MAN! You got a tattoo too!!!"

Ron totally flips his shit! "COOL man! What does mine say?" "Yours says 'And I fuck Draco daily.'" Ron reads, raising a brow.

They turn around again and Ron reads Harry's tattoo. "I'M GAY!"

They turn around again. "AND I FUCK DRACO DAILY!" Harry screams.

(repeat)

"I'M GAY!"

"AND I FUCK DRACO DAILY!"

"I'M GAY!" "AND I FUCK DRACO DAILY!"

"I'M GAY AND I FUCK DRACO DAILY!!!" They both end up shouting as loud as they can, exchanging high fives.



But then they realize the truth…

"I am?" Ron asks, confused.

"Yea," Harry says. "I guess you're gay and fuck Draco daily."

Ron shakes his head. "No…No, man. I would've known if I fucked Draco daily and if I was gay..." **blinks** "I think…?"

"Let's think about it!" Harry suggests. Ron agrees.

After hours of thinking, Harry has a better idea.

"Hey! I have a better idea!" (AN: OOOOOOO!!! I LUV being author!)

"What?" Ron asks.

"Let's go find my Firebolt!" Harry shouts, sounding like a leader.

"Ok." Ron says simply.

And the two set off on the adventure to find Harry's Firebolt. **Drumroll** What will happen next???

AN: Ok…ok…kind of pointless chapter. The next one's gonna be better. I promise. Review are always welcome…flames are not…so…don't flame! Just review!