Disclaimer: Nothing is mine.

Author's note: This fic was partially inspired by the song "An Ode To Maybe" by 3rd Eye Blind, and mostly inspired by caffeine and sleep deprivation. It's completely pointless & stupid, but I think it came out cute.

"Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo..." Gir hummed happily, annoying everyone else around him. He didn't mind, though. Heck, he didn't even notice. It was around 7 PM a the 24-Hour Laundromat down the street from where he lived. The little green doggy-robot was sitting on a table with his legs dangling off the edge, swinging them back & forth. He had decided to watch the fun spinny thingies (aka dryers) while his master was next door consulting a human doughnut slave about...well, he didn't know what exactly. But those fun spinny thingies sure did look fun. He sat there staring blankly while a woman was pulling clothes from one of the dryers. She noticed and looked at Gir strangely while folding a shirt.

"Hiii!" Gir shouted gleefully, waving at the woman. He went back to his blank expression, and she slowly went back to her clothes.

After a few minutes, Gir said to himself, "I'm gonna have my brownie now." [note from author: brownies are way better than cupcakes] He unzipped the top of his doggy suit, opened up the top of his robotic head, reached in and took out the brownie, proceeding to eat it loudly & messily; getting crumbs all over the table & his face. He then went back to staring.

As the minutes passed, the woman at the dryer grew more & more nervous as Gir stared at her. Finally, she threw her clothes in the air wildly and screamed, "What is it you want from me, you psycho dog...doggy...type thing?!" She ran out of the laundromat screaming like a lunatic. Of course, no one noticed this.

"Byeee!" Gir said as the woman left. Soon after he got a surprisingly thoughtful look on his face, seeing his window of opportunity. He then ran over to the dryer, jumped in & turned it on. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

The end!