Oooookay! I felt kinda bad about making you guys wait, and I thought I should do SOMETHING, so I'm gonna take a chapter up to answer the questions I got. Also, I would have had to make an extra thingy anyway because some of the questions require longer answers.Okay, on to the questions!

QUERIES! Christmas answers for my wonderful readers!



ArmandLeg: "And have a Solemn, Dignified Ramadan yourself, Xelith. Though, I do not celebrate it... ^_^;; I like what Zim plans to do with the Earth... I really do, for some reason."

Nor do I, actually. But I figure there've gotta be SOME Muslims on ff.net. Anyhoo, thankies for the Earth comment. I think irkens are all about efficiency, being a warlike society. If you're not quick about colonizing your planets, you won't have time to conquer new ones! Also, there's room for 6 billion people already, why bulldoze all the purdy green stuff?



The Slayer: "Cool ^-^ But I don't think Dib would go with taking over the earth bit........."

Oh, you will see..ooooh, the seeing you will see..



Mirage DeDreamer: "I don't think the Irkens treat each other very well.."

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I didn't say anything about the irkens, so I'm assuming you're talking about the slaves. I don't actually think irkens would treat the slaves well, quite the opposite. I think that they'd be treated like shite, frankly. But, keeping with the spirit of efficiency, it's not efficient to have a bunch of embittered, maltreated slaves. That's how rebellions start. If they have a chance to improve their station, they're more likely to study for the test, as it's easier than trying to all-powerful dictators. Also, since the tests are difficult, you're pretty much ensured that none of the dumbasses (such as the kids in Dib and Zim's class) will be able to pass, keeping them pretty much out of the way. That way, you'd also have the smarter ones contributing to society instead of starting rebel groups. I'd also assume they'd propagandize the crap out of the slaves, so while the first generation of them wouldn't be fooled, the next one would grow up thinking that irken citizenship is the thing to achieve. Hmmm.. The fact that I even think about this frightens me.

2 Pepperleen: "Lango? What the hell is lango?"

A lango is a big patty of bread, like a pizza, deep-fried and smothered in cinnamon and sugar. They are the yummiest things in the world. The lango dance is something Curious Blue does.

3 Zharlight: "Make me wait until Christmas?"

Yes! Muahahahahahahahahahaha! *Coughs * Okay.I'm done laughing. I think it ruptured my lung meats. *Goes away to nurse her poor ruptured lungs*



HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! SANTA LOOOOOOVVES YOU. Unless you've been naughty. Then he REALLY loves you.