This is a short and silly RPG log that makes no sense whatsoever. Written by the girls (and guy) of Rose of the Noble Castle. Shoujo Kakumei Utena is not owned by any of us, we just like to play around with the characters. This was written for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement intended here...
WARNING! This is an outtake fic, and there ARE self-insertions. Be prepared.
THE RED AND GREEN DEBATE
--Dreamed up by Ra-chan and Janey-chan
Written by
Rachelley (Akio and Saionji), Janey
(Touga), Katie
(Utena), Ty (Juri), Cat
Who (Nanami), and Jessie
(Anthy)
Edited by
Cat Who
The red hair God walks into the dojo, with his shinai propped over his right shoulder. His kendo pants make a muffled wisping sound as he walks; his long, red hair is tied at the end. Girls start to gather around as the student council president and the vice president prepare for a nice, friendly duel... or is it?
Girls squeal. Some call out Touga's name, and others call out Saionji's name. Both of them are so used to it, they don't turn around to acknowledge anyone calling out their name at all.
"So..do you think you will beat me this time?" Touga smugly remarks at his 'childhood friend'.
The green-haired Vice President snorts a little and rests the bamboo practice sword over his shoulder, glaring at Touga with contempt.
"I will not loose to you. Never again. Not after what YOU did."
"Gooo Saionji!" Cat Who screams from the sidelines.
Nanami whaps her. "Just cuz your hair is the same color as his doesn't make him the better fighter. Onii-sama will kick his butt."
Nanami and the person running her character fall into a brief cat fight. Cat Who, being the older, much more well trained fighter of the two, whapps the character down with her Acolyte book and freezes her for a week.
"Gooooo Saionji!" she cries again among the dozens of other admiring girls.
Saionji blinks at the girl calling his name, then shrugs. Hey, at least she has good taste in hair colors. He tips his hand to the cheering girls and turns back towards Touga
"Lets go, playboy. That is, if you're not afraid."
Saionji's role player cheers from the sidelines as well "GOOOOOOO KYOUICHI-KUN! WOO HOO! Kick his butt!" She pulls out a random set of green and purple pom-poms and waves them around.
Utena and Kate meander in to the room.
"Huh," Utena mutters, "I didn't know it was possible to actually meander somewhere."
"Hush," Kate grumbles, drool spotting her chin, "Look at the two of them. Sooooo, hot. Oh-so-hot."
The character and the girl who plays her stare mesmerized at the play of muscles along the two strong backs. "Man," Utena mutters, "and you said you wanted to be stuck in the Ranma Universe. Or was it Fushigi Yugi?"
"Both. I take it back though," Kate replies, before slumping to the floor in an ever-increasing pool of drool.
"Come on." Utena smacks her to wake her up, then the two girls sit in companiable silence next to a twitching Nanami and a green haired girl nearby. So...hot...
Anthy wanders into the room, having lost her way. Noticing the duel about to begin, she screams, "Go Utena-sama!!!" Then, realizing her mistake, reddens, and whispers to those around her "Sorry, wrong duel..." She leaves quietly.
The role player, Rachelley, does a little sweatdrop at Anthy's outburst and watches her go with a shake of her head. "That girl isn't quite all there, if you catch my drift......"
Looking over at his sister, who is now frozen, Touga walks over the Cat Who and stares down at her..and quirks a red eyebrow..."Now, now....play nice..." he says mockingly and walks back to Saionji.
Slyly smiling, the play-boy looks to his green-haired opponent and tilts his head as his red hair cascades over his pale face....and blue eyes. "Afraid?...Why are you calling things into the air that describe you?"
Saionji just chuckles. "You must be tired. Your insults aren't even up to their usual standard." He waves a hand so that the cheering fans quiet down.
Touga raises his head and looks at the green-haired boy straight in the eye. "Yes..you may be right...but at least I didn't lose to Utena my first round."...
Cat Who melts. The steam radiating off her unfreezes Nanami, who grabs CW's Acolyte book and rips it half. Cat Who is still steaming. "He...spoke...to...me..."
"He's MY brother, you hear me?" Nanami screams, grabbing Cat Who by her shiny green hair for an instant and dropping it when she burns her hands. Then Nanami glanced over at the dueling males, and fell quite abrubtly on her bum. "Oh... onii-sama..."
Cat Who takes her ripped Acolyte book and mutes Nanami for the next hour.
Saionji seeths quietly and turns, picking up a different sword at the edge of the arena. He unsheeths it RIGHT in front of Touga's face, the sharp edge of the blade glimmering in the faint light. "Then put your sword where your mouth is, Seitokachou, and fight me if you think you can beat me!"
Rachelley's mouth drops open, then she waves her pom-poms around again. "Waaaaiiii! Saionji! You tell him!" She blushes a little, then crawls into a quiet corner to watch.
Rolling his blue eyes at the head-strong guy in front of him, Touga looks at him smugly. "What? Are you gonna slash at me, like you did to Utena and get yourself done for, again?" Touga remarked smugly. Raising an eyebrow, he watched his old friend's actions and stood there, his shinai still propped on his right shoulder.
Janey pounces her onee-sama and burns her green and purple pom-poms. She then anime-style, scurries around, throwing red confetti and waves red flags and cheers Touga on with red poms-poms..when out of the corner of her eye, Wakaba comes running after her...."Aiieeeee!~~~~" Janey runs off as Wakaba takes over and helps Rachelley back up and cheer's Saionji on.
Janey stops and looks over. "Not fair." She walks over to Nanami to devise a plan to out cheer them.
Juri and Ty-chan have been wandering around the Ohtori campus, when they stumble upon this little duel. Juri stands, and puts one hand on her hip, watching the action. Ty-chan gets a little bug-eyed, watching the two sexy gods fight.
"Wow, they're sooo so goodlooking," Ty-chan says.
"This is a rather immature fight," Juri says coolly.
"Oh, come on, Juri-sempai. Have a little fun for once in your life. Nothing you do is fun, and all you do is obsess about that Shiori girl."
Juri glares at Ty-chan, and says, "You should be talking, little one."
Ty-chan is caught in her own trap, and stutters..."Well...um...fine." And she goes back to watching the two gorgeous guys duel.
Part Two
After waiting a few minutes in the Rose Duelists Arena, Anthy soon becomes vexed. Her victor should not be late for a duel. Neither should the duelist. Soon she runs to Jessie, who had been waiting patiently on the outskirts of the forest.
"Utena-sama, she hasn't shown up. I don't know what to do..."
Sighing at Anthy's incompetence, Jessie grabs her by the arm. "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. I have a feeling I know where she is, and why she's late..." And with that, Jessie stomps off, dragging the dazed Anthy behind her. It takes only a few minutes to reach the fight. She had seen the fight between the green and red gods start as she walked to the forest. Knowing her roomate's...shall we say...weaknesses, she had a feeling she might have dragged Utena here.
Winding their way through the crowds of cheering fans, stepping over an unconcious Nanami, and laughing at the blush on Ty's features, they eventually reach the Victor. She was staring at Katie, who was by now lying in a pool of her own drool.
Rolling up her sleeves, Jessie sighs, "I had a feeling this would happen. Well there's only one thing we can do...watch the match, and make sure Katie doesn't drown in her own saliva." She shakes her head as Katie twitches, muttering something that sounded like "So...hot...I...want..." Then, avoiding the ever-growing lake o' drool, they sit down next to Utena, who shakes her head in quiet understanding.
Janey-chan makes Nanami concious and help her up and both of the girl sneak away to a corner, making up a devious plan to burn the Saionji cheerleaders. Giggling maliciously, Janey-chan and Nanami ransack a muck around the dojo, and stick Rachelley, CW and Wakaba into a bag and shoves them into a locker each, in the boy's locker room. Laughing, they walk in back to the dojo.
Touga turns around and is about to grab his sword, when his foot steps into something wet. His eyes tracing the trail, he sees that it leads to Katie's mouth and walks over and pokes her lightly with his shinai. "It's be nice if you stopped drooling..." Touga says cooly. "You don't want us to slip and crack our heads open while dueling, do you?"
At that, he walks over and grabbed his sword, still in it's sheath, props it up on his shoulder and walks back, dodging the lake o' drool coming from Katie's mouth. His eyes look around as they see Ty and Juri, as well as Jessie and Anthy. He waves to Ty, Jessie and Anthy, and winks. Knowing Juri wouldn't even't acknowledge him, he just nods at her then turns to Saionji, when he notices Janey and Nanami walking out of the boys locker room. He also notes that oddly, Rachelely, CW and Wakaba have mysteriously disappeared.
Meanwhile...
Needless to say, Rachelley doesn't much enjoy being shoved in a locker, as big as it may be. But it seems rather....crowded for some reason. Managing to get her head out of the bag, she finds she's sharing a locker with another person. A very *manly* someone with violet hair.
"Uhhhhh....."
Akio just grins. "Hello."
Anyway, back in the dojo, Saionji rests his blade on his shoulder and rolls his eyes at his red-haired "friend." "Are you ABOUT done? I thought we were going to FIGHT, or were you just going to flirt all day?" He steps around the lake of drool, giving Kate a disgusted look, then looks back at Touga impatiently. "I haven't got all day!"
Janey, feeling bad, walks back to the lockers and releases everybody and walks to Nanami who is cheering her brother on wildly. Janey runs over, nearly slipping on Katie's drool. Regaining her composure, Janey hops all the way to Nanami and cheers on the red god.
Akio merely smiles suggestivly at Janey as she opens the locker he is currently "occupying" then grabs the door and slowly shuts it again.
"Thank you, but we will not be needing releasing right now."
And back in the dojo,Touga winks at the girl who cheers him on with Nanami and then turns to look at Saionji and smiles. "Fight?" Touga asks dazed.. "I thought it was just a -FRIENDLY- duel..." Touga eyes Utena, yawns, and, being bored, walks back to the dueling area, where he waits for Saionji and watches him lazily.
Saionji lowers his blade and points it directly towards Touga's throat. "You have the nerve to call me friend after what you did? Now get your head out of the clouds and prepare to fight!" He swipes the sword horizontally in front of Touga, causing that long red hair to flip to the side with the force of the wind.
Touga, still dazed, nods and just yawns at the green haired boy and holds out his blade while adjusting the red hair that was blown lightly by the swing of Saionj's blade.
Janey cheers on Touga, "Yayaayyay1~ GooOOoOOoo TouGA!~~~~"
Saionji scowls and slashes at the sleeve of Touga's kendo outfit, cutting it very nearly off the playboy's shoulder and coming dangerously close to the skin.
"You're not taking this seriously! Damn you! You NEVER take me seriously!"
"Oh?" the Play-boy mocked. "So you noticed?"
His sleeve falls over his arm and Touga just looks at it and tugs it off, revealing his finely shaped arm. Girls squealed as Touga just ripped off his other sleeve to match. Then he looked up at Saionji and nodded.
"Want me to be serious, you, who abuses woman?" Touga, whipped the tip of the blade under his chin and waited.
Saionji snarls softly and knocks the other boy's blade away with his own.
"At least i don't -use- women. I don't recal being the one who had one person in bed and another on the phone at the same time. Now shut up and FIGHT!"
He swings the blade around and stops it just in front of the seitokachou's stomach. "This is a warning. Next time I don't stop."
Kate wakes up from her puddle of drool.
"Huh? How long was I..." she breaks off to stare mesmerized at the two gods. Then she blinks, realizing the possibility into falling into the drool induced coma once more. "Oh no. Not this time." Reaching over, she casually drapes Anthy over her arms and pulls out the Sword of Dios. Ty, Juri, Jessie, and Utena are the only ones who notices, all who stare with shocked expressions, waiting to see what will happen next. Kate carefully places Anthy back on the bench, then swipes the sword of Dios expertly about. Well, not -quite- expertly, she cuts off a length of Ty's hair doing so, but since the girl was still stunned, Kate grinned winningly at her. Carefully balancing the sword's tip in a crack in the floor, Kate then leans on it, wrapping her arms around the scabbard and resting her chin on the hilt. No more drool for her, thank you very much...
Still a bit worn out, Touga hits the blade away from his stomach and stands up right and regains his composure. Still not straight in the head, Touga brings down the blade at the kendo spots, the left shoulder, the right, then head then brings the tip of the sword to his face.
Janey, curious as Katey's actions, crawls over during the fight and stares at the once drooling girl and pokes at her forehead. "You gonna be oki?"
Kate glances over at Janey. "Yeah, I'll be fine. This just keeps me from falling over, and keeps my chin up, so I don't drool. And with Utena around there's no way either of them can get to the sword to fight with it. Right, Uten... Oh uh, where'd she go?!"
Juri has been watching the duel with her cool eyes, smiling once in a while with amusement. Of course, Ty-chan has definitely been bug-eyed the entire time, but as she watches, she gets flat out bored by it after so long. She figures they should fight and get it over with.
She looks over, noticing that the locker rooms (with showers in them) are nearby.
She looks up at Juri, and notices her striking green eyes, and her tall, lean figure. Her fiery curls swing a little when she looks around. She tugs on Juri's arm, blushing.
"Juri-sempai? Ano...you wanna...sneak to the locker room?"
Juri looks at Ty-chan for a moment, and then smiles.
"I never knew you felt that way, Teresa." Juri takes Ty-chan's hand and they walk off toward the locker rooms.
Birds are singing...flower petals rain all around them. And cheesy music plays in the background.
Utena rolls her eyes, as she watches them walk away.
"We won't see THOSE two for a while," she says, and then continues to watch the gorgeous gods.
Saionji blocks each of the moves easily, his movements fluid and almost graceful. he's not captin of the Kendo club for no reason, after all. And being that the red-haired president is distracted, Saionji easily gets his sword tip right under his chin, in what is usually the last move of the duel. The tip of the blade is pressed very lightly into Touga's skin, not enough to hurt or to draw blood, just enough to feel. Saionji just chuckles.
"You really are pathetic. At least I didn't go soft after loosing to Tenjou-san."
In the locker room, on the other hand, there are many.....well, "interesting" sounds coming from the rack of lockers. One in particular. As Ty and Juri walk in, a disheveled and half-clothed Rachelle staggers out of her locker, then zips by them, Akio in hot pursuit. He tips his hand to the two girls on his way by though.
"Pardon us."
Touga just tosses his head back as Saionji tipped the last move on him... Propping the sword back on his shoulder, her red-haired god moves away with ease as he notices Katie on this Sword of Dios, trying not too drool, and Janey in front of her, watching her intently.
Finding Janey amusing, he walks over as Katie's eyes widen. Janey, wondering why in the world Katie's eyes widen turns around only to see Touga's face right in front of hers. Letting a slight gasp escape her lips, Touga wraps his arms around her waist and drags the half melted Janey off.
Walking outta the dojo, Janey looked over and saw that Rachelle onee-sama was being chased by the lavander haired god.
After turning into steam, then watching her acolyte book get ripped in half, then getting stuffed in a locker with her unconscious character and released, Cat Who was getting quite angry. This violated the Terms of Service in so many ways it wasn't funny. She raised her acolyte book halves, and was about to shout something, when Nanami crawled over and tugged mutely on her ankle, then bit it in revenge. Cat sighed and Force Ghosted her. Nanami then appeared as a tiny cloud in the corner of the arena.
"Waa hooo Saionji!" Cat continued, then set off lovely green and purple fireworks.
Janey, wondering where in the world Nanami went, mangaed to slip out of Touga's arms and saw a tiny puff of smoke, or was it a cloud? next to Cat. Quirking a brow, Janey turned to Cat. "Is this Nanami?" Janey asked...and before getting an answer, Touga finds her and drags Janey away. The little ghost cloud follows them, shooting off sparks of lightning.
Juri and Ty-chan are still walking off in the distance, toward the locker rooms, in slow motion for dramatic effect. Suddenly, Tom [Editor's note: Tom is Ty's boyfriend] appears on the scene:
"Wait! Hey, you two! Teresa! I have a camera! We should get pictures! C'mon, wait up! Please!" He runs after them, trying to catch up, his shoulder length, curly blond hair sways as he runs. He carries a poloroid camera in one hand, and a video camera in the other.
Kate glances over at Tom and does a double take. "Isn't he supposed to be at the wrestling forum or something?"
Touga turns around too see the tiny cloud and pokes at it. "What is this?" he says to Janey.
Janey shrugs and looks at the cloud. "I think it might be Nanami..." The Nanami cloud shoots some more lightning bolts at Janey and settles herself around Touga's shoulders. A rumble of thunder bears the overtones of "onii-sama!" Janey is electrified and falls over, burned cripsy. Touga gives the puffy cloud a scowling look and picks up Janey and wonders what in the world to do. Shooing the cloud away, Touga picks up Janey, tucks her under his arm and runs.
The cloud follows them, then floats to Cat Who in frustration. Cat rolls her eyes and unghosts Nanami.
Nanami punches Cat Who in the face.
Cat Who sticks her tongue out, grabs her book, and walks over to Saionji. "Have I ever told you that you're wonderful?" the green haired acolyte says in a slightly trembling voice.
Saionji looks over at Cat Who and arches a dark-green eyebrow, slipping his blade back in it's sheath. "Well, no, but many people have." He turns to walk away, a bit upset at the whole little duel. "How did I let Rachelle-san talk me into this?"
Janey Chan manages to escape from the red hair god and pops up in front of Rachelley..."Onee-sama....."...Janey calls.."We need to talk...."
Touga sees her and chases her...Janey runs while yelling to Rach.."We need to talk to end this madness!"
Rachelley nods and stays hidden. "No kidding!"
Janey finally manages to hide from Touga by hiding behind Rach.. "So how will be get Touga and Saionji to stop feuding???? Touga's going crazy because of it...." Janey wipes off the sweat from her brow.
Rachelley's eyes widen. "I dunno! Ummm, I think Saionji is waiting for an appology or something."
Touga eyes quickly turn to Rachelly with an evil glare.....he slowly walks over. "An apology?....." Touga's eyes soften as sees the hiding Janey.
Janey peeks out and nods...."Yeah...apologize to him... It won't hurt you physically or anything... just a bit of your pride..but you have so much of it, i'm sure you'll have enough to spare.....PLEASE?"
Touga let the favor turn over in his head and he knew that he had to ask for forgiveness.....hanging his head in shame, the red hair god walked over to his long, past childhood friend, his long red hair cascading down his shoulders...
"Old, long friend.."Touga spoke......"We need to talk..."
Saionji doesn't even -look- at Touga, turning instead to go into the locker rooms. "So the mighty Student Council President wishes to speak with lowly, disgraced Saionji. I'm shocked."
Rachelle grimaces. "This isn't going to be easy."
"Bah...i can tell..." Janey frowns at Saionji and Touga..
Touga turns his head and stares off into nothingness... "Kyoichi....Saionji.... you are still mad?..."
Saionji snorts a bit, still not looking at his red-haired companion.
"Mad? Why should I be mad? -Someone- set me up by sending me that fake letter. -Someone- made sure I'd get him injured in the process of making a complete and total FOOL out of myself. And that same -someone- made sure I was expelled from school. MAD? Why would I be MAD?"
Rachelle blinks, then shrugs at Janey. "Well, he has a point...kinda."
Janey sits down with popcorn and munches away, watching the two gods argue. "Mm-hmm! indeed he has a very good point.. ANOTHER POINT FOR SAIONJI!"
Touga looks at Janey with curious eyes then looks back at Saionji... "That's in the past...Saionji.... I have come to talk about you coming back to the Student Council...that is, if you want to... maybe you can even win the Rose Bride again..."
Janey shakes her head, still eating popcorn.."Bad moooooove..." Janey calls with her mouth full....... "GAH!" Janey chokes on the popcorn and crawls off to look for some Pepsi.
Saionji turns and looks at Touga suspiciously. "Why are you being so nice all of a sudden?" Rachelley just grins and hides all the Pepsi away.
Kate pops up and pokes him. "Yeah, why are you being so nice all of a sudden?"
Touga blinks at Katie and shrugs. "You know...I have no idea..."
Saionji scowls and turns to walk away. "Whatever. I think it's just an act."
Rachelley blinks. "Hmmmm...." She looks over at Janey. "Is it just an act?"
Janey shrugs. "I have no idea...why not ask Touga?"
Touga watches Saionji walk away. "It's -NOT- an act!"
Juri-sempai and Ty-chan poke their heads out from the locker room as Saionji walks by. Ty-chan quickly fixes her mussed hair, and looks around with a question on her face. "What did we miss?"
Rachelley coughs discretely. "Oh, not much...just the whole show. Oh, and you missed Touga making a complete ass out of himself." She grins wider. This is amusing.
Ty-chan smiles. "Sounds like fun."
She pulls Juri by the arm from behind the door, just as Juri is buttoning her shirt.
"Let's see what's left to watch!"
Rachelley points down the hallway. "Well, Kyouichi-kun went that way...if you want to bug him." She grins. Saionji may kill her for this later, but she might as well enjoy it while she can. Juri and Ty follow Saionji.
Touga frowns and watches Saionji leaves as he flicks he hair behind his shoulder. "So much for being nice...."
Janey's eyes widen and stops eating popcorn.. Janey crawls over to him and tugs on his pants...Touga looks down..."What?" Janey smiled and looked up and nearly died at the sight of his face.." Don't give up..." she whispers. Touga smiles and they sneak off.
Nanami and Cat Who are the only ones left in the dojo now.
"What exactly did this accomplish? What was the point? Who WON?"
"I think Saionji did." Cat scratches her head in confusion. "I think. Well, you and I are the only ones without a bishounen of our own...I think it's about time we killfiled this thread and moved onto better, funner, threads, preferably ones where I end up with Saionji..." Realizing the green-haired god had wandered off in the company of -- well, no one, she smiles happily and gives chase.
Nanami looks around the empty dojo.
"Where is everybody?" she wails.
Editor's note: The Debate didn't really end, we just stopped posting. But there are still a lot of loose threads. Who REALLY won the debate? What happened to Akio? Now that at least three couples have made toast (one in the shower, one in a locker, and one god knows where) what will happen to the Student Council? Where was MIKI the whole time? Did anyone ever clean up Katie's drool? Will there be a rematch? Find out in Act II: The Orange and Pink Debate!
