This is a short and silly RPG log that makes no sense whatsoever. It was written by the girls (and guy) of Rose of the Noble Castle. Shoujo Kakumei Utena is not owned by any of us, we just like to play around with the characters. This was written for entertainment purposes only. No copyright infringement intended here...
WARNING! This is an outtake fic, and there ARE self-insertions. Be prepared.
THE ORANGE AND PINK DEBATE
--Dreamed up by Kate and Ty
Written by Rachelley (Akio and Saionji), Janey
(Touga), Katie
(Utena), Ty (Juri), Cat
Who (Nanami), Saren
(Miki), and Nick (Tsuwabuki)
Edited by Cat Who
Katie pouts and stomps off the Student Council elevator, interupting the Student Council meeting already in progress. She dodges the (insert random symbolic item here) and deposits her irate form in front of Juri-sempai.
"YOU." She points at Juri. "You and I need to talk."
Juri blinks in surprise, wondering what the angry Katie could possibly be so angry about...and at her, no doubt. "Katie? What on earth is bothering you? Shall we discuss this here? In front of everyone?"
Ty-chan exits the elevator, and looks around, confused. After all, she had simply come to ask Juri if she wanted to have tea after the Student Council meeting.
"Katie? What are you doing here?" She looks back and forth from Juri to Katie-chan.
Katie raises an eyebrow at Teresa and "hmphs" softly. "That," she pauses to glare at Juri as if the offending Student Council member had grown a horn in the middle of her face, "*girl* has pissed me off!" She pauses a moment, then adds for emphasis, "And it's not like *you* care or anything!"
Rachelley pops into the thread, pointing at Ty and Kate accusingly. "Copy Cats!" Then she grins and slinks away again.
Katie grabs the (insert random symbolic object here) and launches it across the room at Rachelley. It lands with perfect 10 point accuracy on the back of her head, knocking her out. Rachelley lands with a dull *thud* and lies still on the floor. Then Katie glares at Saionji as if daring him to do something about it before returning her icy stare to Juri.
Saionji just blinks. "Is THAT all it takes to get her to stop talking? Well damn...I should have done that a long time ago." He whistles a little tune and put his bamboo practice sword over his shoulder, walking toward the kendo room.
And of course, the Dean just happens to be wandering by...and spots the unconscious woman on the ground. Never one to pass up an oportunity, he hefts her over his shoulder.
"Juri pissed you off? How?" Ty-chan looks at Juri curiously. "Juri? What's going on here?" Ty-chan walks over to Juri and stands by her in support.
"What do you mean I wouldn't care?" Ty glares at Katie, trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Of course, how would she know what's wrong with Katie since she's been spending all her free time with Juri-sempai? But, that didn't cross Ty-chan's mind quite yet.
Juri looks a little confused as well, and she tries to hold back a grin...it was so amusing, the three of them all looking confused, along with the Student Council's questioning eyes.
Supressing a laugh, she says, "Katie, I have no idea what you're talking about. What did I do?"
Akio turns and winks at the girls, out-of-character or no, then grins that heart-stopping, knee-melting grin of his.
"I'll come back for -you- later." Then he turns and walks out of the door, his role player still over his shoulder.
Cat Who, upon seeing Akio *wink* at the others, turns and runs the other way without hesitating, leaving Nanami standing there blinking. Cat sighs runs back and grabs Nanami's hand. "Come ON, Nanami-chan. You wanna become his next, uhhh, you know?" Cat turns to run again, but hits smack into a wall. Nanami is two seconds behind her, but she trips over the unconscious Cat.
Wakaba, no doubt watching the arguing, spots Saoinji walk out, and quietly creeps after him.
Janey nods in agreement to Rachelly..."Mm-hm..indeed...copy cats indeed...." Then she slowly creeps away in fear of having a fate similar to Rach onee-sama...
Touga just watches the girls, then eyes his younger sister running a muck
Saionji keeps on towards the kendo room, unawares of the brown-haired, onion princess following him. Of course, it's not terribly hard for Wakaba to hide as long as she stays in the large mass of girls who -usually- follows the boys around wherever they go.
And Dios, well...he just looks confused. How strange these people act...
Ignoring the mass of fleeing girls and amused duelists, Katie straightens up and pokes Juri in the chest. "YOU," she emphasizes, "have taken *MY* Ty! She's my roomate, one of my best friends, and all you two do is have sex. And on *MY* bed!!!!" She waits a moment and then removed one of her fluffy white mittens. (hey, it's cold outside) then drops it, snow and all, on Juri's foot. "I challange you to a duel! Miki," she turns to the secratary, "would you go get Utena-sama and Anthy for me? I need the Sword of Dios."
Juri glares at the irrational, irate Katie, and kicks the icy mitten to the side. She draws her sword and moves toward Katie. "Why you're so incredibly angry about this is beyond me, but if that's the way you feel..."
She holds up her sword, towards Katie, daring her to fight her on her own.
Standing up straighter, Katie chases after Janey and grabs her by the wrist. "I'll forgive you that comment if you come with me and do what I say. I need you help!" Dragging the struggling girl behind her, Katie approaches Juri. "Fine then. I don't have a Sword of Dios, I have something better!"
So saying, she makes Janey stand still behind her with one arm forward and cups her hands just in front of her chest. A slow glow begins to pulse between the buttons of her blouse. Kate grins then begins to lean back...
"Oh Sword of the Floating Council Room, power of Katie that kinda sits within me, listen up and show us all..."
Leaning back at an obscure angle, she waits for Janey to finish the quote...
Janey just looks at her.
Rolling her eyes, Katie groans and whispers..."Pst! Revolutionize already!"
Rachelley staggers out of a back room, looking dazed, trying to pull the rest of her cloths on. She blinks when she sees Kate and Janey. "Hey wow Katie-chan...I didn't know you could do that."
Ty-chan looks at Katie, wondering what exactly would happen...after all, she didn't even know what to say. -- It's "O rose of the noble castle, Power of Dios that slumbers within me, Harken unto thy master and reveal to us... ...the power to revolutionize the world!"
Or at least she thought it was something like that.
Juri tried her best to hold back a laugh as she lowered the sword for a moment to see what would happen.
Nanami picks herself and tries to drag her roleplayer out of the way, but she only gets a few feet until she bumps into someone. Upon seeing who it is, she gives up and drops Cat Who and runs the other way. Half unconscious, Cat Who wonders who it was that Nanami saw, but all she can see herself is a pair of nice, unscuffed shoes.
Janey just watches Katie for an odd moment and looks up at Rach one-sama then at Touga who winks at her..shrugging, what did she have to loose?
Putting her hand at the small of Katie's back, Janey leans over the obscurly angled Katie ...
"The Revolution of Katie?" she questions while saying.. unsure of this all, she bring her free hand to her chest as the short, dark brown hair flies behind her in some unseen wind as the glow flashes to reveal of sword, replica to that of dios, pops out (oddly without destroying Katie's blouse..O.o *blinkblink*)..
Just doing what she remember Utena doing, Janey grabs the sword from Katie and holds it up to the air and waves it around.
Katie grins and stands up. "It worked!" Doing a little Katie happy dance, she hugs Janey and *just* barely misses impaling herself on her own soul sword. She looks at the "impressive" rapier in Janey's hand and her merriment slowly dims.
For starters, though it "kinda" looks like Dios no Ken, it's....well...made of tinfoil or some other easily floppable metal. She noticed this because when Janey slashed the sword through the air...the sword bent...in half. Her smile definately gone, Katie leaned even further forward and watched as one by one the pasted on jewels pop off and roll across the floor. Sinking to her knees, she tries to hide behind Janey...who's still holding the defect Katie no Ken.
"Ano...Katie-chan, you're in trouble. Matte! I've got an idea! It might not be a GOOD idea, but it's an idea!" Deciding to toy with fate, she runs over to Akio and pulls him away from Cat Who before he can....force his presense upon her and tugs on his arm. "Ahhhh, Akio-sama? Will you help us with something please?"
Blinking at the Katie no Ken and watching Rach, Janey shrugs and stands there with the broken, tin foil sword still in her hand. "Hmm..would'vve been nice if it was real...unless...Be right back!"
Janey runs to her brother's room and grabs her brother's Duke of Alva sword and runs back with it. "Here!" She runs and waves it around, noticing onee-sama dragging Akio.
Kate stands in confusion, watching people rush about on her behalf. If she weren't so scared Juri was about to pound her into the floor, she would have been more touched.
On his way to the music room, Miki stops, blinking at the assembled group of players.. Just as he turned to go and find Utena and Anthy, they started trying to pull the sword of Katie.. Puzzled, and a little confused Miki just stood there. Her eyes widening at the re-appearance of Akio, Miki's player Saren ducks behind the nearest (conviently placed) bush.
Juri walks towards the cowering Katie. "What are you going to do now? Do you still wish to have a 'word' with me?" She laughs, and stares down at her, waiting for a response. Ty-chan watches the mess for a bit until it simply makes her head spin. She rushes to hide beneath the council's table, and she peers from beneath it to watch what would happen next.
Tsuwabuki was just going around the corner until he saw Katie draw out a sword from her chest. "Cool," his roleplayer Nick says, standing behind him. "Hey, let's get a little closer!" He bolts toward where Juri and Katie are standing. He wasn't gonna miss this!
Akio was in his element. So many people to manipulate, so little time. Rachelley merely looks at Kate, then at Janey, then at Akio, pondering. "Hmmmmmm...." She leans over and whispers to Katie. "I think I can get Akio to help you, but you might want to take Janey's sword.....it might be safer."
Janey smiles and rests the sword tip on the ground as she holds it.... by the handle and looks over at onee-sama then at Katie..then at Juri and gulps and whimpers....then hides behind Rach. "Katie..." Janey whispers.."You still want my sword?
Gulping, Katie takes the *working* sword from Janey and glances at Akio with a "deer-caught-in-headlights" gleam to her eye. "I'm still gonna duel. But it would be better if Akio and Utena were still here. Did anyone go get her? Dios, maybe?" She glances around helplessly, then catches site of Ty pulling the turtle act. Her anger renewed, she moves to stand beside Akio.
Akio just grins. This is definatly going to be fun. Rachelle tries to sneak away but he reaches over and grabs her shirt, shaking his head and grinning in that knee-melting manner. "Ah ah ah...I'm not done with you yet."
Rachelle's knees melt and she curses, trying to re-freeze them, then sulks a bit, waiting for this all to get over with so she can go back to Demando-sama.
Dios pops into existance and gestures to the pink-haired girl who's walking in through the door. "You wanted the Victor?"
Nanami, coward she is, has stuffed herself into a mailbox. Cat Who is doing her best not to be noticed by Akio while being very much noticed by Saonji. It is not an easy feat, and she ends up looking quite silly in the process, her shiny, straight green coming undone and temporarily blinding her.
A hand lifts Cat Who's hair out of the way and she finds herself looking into an amused set of deep purple eyes. Apparently her ploy worked...at least in one way. Saionji noticed. Whether or not Akio noticed is yet to be seen.
"Is there someone under all that hair?" Saionji is amused. While he could care less about the fight between the two girls, watching everyone make fools out of themselves (instead of him for a change) is better entertainment than he's had since the -last- out of character thread.
Touga notices Nanami and unstuffs her from the mailbox and tucks her under his arm.
Janey steps back and hides with Ty-chan as Wakaba runs off and comes back in her black rose duelist outfit.
Bringing with her Saionji's katana, she pushes Saionji outta the way from CW. The green hair fell all over CW's face, blinding her once more... Unsheething the sword from is scabbard, the onion headed princess waved the tip of the sword around the mass of hair, slightly slicing some here and there.. little chunks of green hair fell to the ground.
"Saionji is MINE!!!" she screamed as she contiuned to wave the tip of the sword around.
Saionji looks a little....annoyed. Oh for crying out loud... "Shinobara-san? Where did you get my sword from?" He crosses his arms over his chest and frowns deeply. -NO ONE- touches his sword.
Rachelley grimaces. "And it's not like that! Get your mind out of the gutter people!" Then she goes back to trying to escape Akio's rather tight grip on her shirt.
Still standing beside Akio, Katie is starting to become highly amused at the ongoing antics. The Victor and Dios crossed over to the Dean and Utena picks up the broken Katie no Ken off the floor as she passes. "You messed up the incantation, didn't you?"
Katie blushes and nods. "Anthy and Jessie weren't around to correct me. Anthy is sick today, and Jessie's taking care of her before she goes to work. Plus, she's tired all the time now...classes are hard on her these days."
Utena nods knowingly. "And let me guess, Akio. You told her you'd help..for a price, correct?" Wakaba turned around and stopped waving the sword...
"For your information.." Wakaba spoke harshly.."This is -MY- sword....made of... ~BR SPOILER~ -YOUR- soul....."....!~SPOILER NO FIN~! "You're sword is where ever you placed it last. hmph."
Janey peeks and looks over at Saionji and CW and Wakaba...Boy, this would be messy. Janey decides to help Wakaba and walks over from her hiding place... Touga spots her, drops Nanami on her rear and runs after Janey.
Janey sees the red blur and quickly dashes away, past Saionji and Wakaba..."Ahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa!"
Akio does that infamous grin of his. Rachelle just covers her eyes so she won't have her knees melted again. "But of course. "Acctually, I promised Rachelle-san I would help...so technically, she owes me."
Rachelle grumbles, eyes still closed. "You haven't helped yet. I don't owe you anything untill you do."
Saionji just scowls at Wakaba. "If that's -my- soul, it still belongs to -me-" Of course, he almost sees this as a challange. "Even so, you still wouldn't be able to beat me."
And across the room, there is a mummbled "Baka" from Rachelle's corner.
Saren is knocked over into by the running janey-chan as she moves out from behind her bush. "Ow!" Seeing Akio holding onto Rachelle-san, Saren falls into her best potted plant imitation, sneaking a wave to Rachelley-san.
Miki times the various interactions on his stopwatch.
CW sits up, amazed at her suddenly much shorter hair. She is speechless for a few moments while Saonji and Wakaba argue about the sword she's holding, then Cat Who slowly stands up, her face reflecting her rage.
"You...you cut my ****hair???****" She doesn't have a sword, but she does have a much better, much more versatile weapon. She pulls a big red book out of an impossibly small pocket in her jeans, and before Wakaba can even attack, she freezes, mutes, and force ghosts her for a hundred minutes. She then turns to Saonji. "Well, as you can see, there's me under that hair," she says rather sadly, looking at the foot long chunks of hair on the ground. Her now short, layered haircut swings heavily around her shoulders, still shiny and the color of magnolia leaves. "But I was going to go as Sailor Pluto for a cosplay and now she's ruined one of the most important parts!"
Nanami, who had been dumped unceremoniously on the ground, calls out to Touga with tears in her eyes. "Onii-sama! I can't believe you'd treat me like this! Oniiiiii-saaaamaaaaaa..." and she goes into a SD sobbing fit.
Hearing the commotion, Katie grabs Akio by the (slender, strong *drool*) hand and avoiding more of the (insert random symbolic items here) she drags him over to Cat. "Would you take care of this, Akio-sama? I can give you something you've never had before..." She grins.
Akio just grins slowly at Cat Who. "I'd be happy to." And Saionji, not wanting to be on that side of the infamous rijichou's smile, makes a hasty exit over to the other side of the room.
Rachelley, now finding herself free of the manipulative hold of Akio, makes a dash for the door, only to trip of a (insert random symbolic object here) and sprawls face first. Sweatdroping a little, she rests her head on her hand and blows a stray strand of hair out of her face. "Ano....."
Touga ignores the crying while still chasing Janey.
Wakaba runs and stops in front of the walking Saionji and points the sword to his face, her black ribbion bouncing in her hair... "It is -MY- sword, because -I- called to it. NOT you!"she said harshly.
Tsuwabuki sees the crying Nanami and hurries to her side. "Nanami-san, why are you crying?" And pats her on the shoulders to calm her.
Nick is very confused about what is going on, but he stands right where he is looking at everyone until finally he wonders what Miki is timing and steps-
"CHUU!"
Nick looks down and sees a very red ChuChu. "Oh, sorry ChuChu..."~sweatdrops~"CHUU!" The monkey mouse was obviously cooking with the cook hat on, but he tears it down and jumps onto Nick.
"AHH! Get OFF ME! Wild Monkey mouse with rabies and its got me! HEELLLLP!" And runs toward everyone while shaking his leg to get ChuChu loose. Finally, after shaking and shaking his leg like doing the hokey-pokey, Nick darts behind a bush near Katie.
Smiling very sweetly at Akio, Katie reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture. "For your help. I know Ty and Juri wouldn't mind, I mean, they did start this." She placed it in his hand and tried not to laugh too loud as his eyes actually widened a bit, then glanced over at Juri and Ty with an appreciative apprasing glance.
She glanced back at Nick, and smothered a giggle before continuing. "Remember when they went into the locker room? Well, Teresa's boyfriend Tom followed them and got some snapshots. With his roomate, Jon's help, I got a hold of one."
She stuck her tongue out at Juri and then walked over to Utena. "So, now I need your help. You know how Juri can be sometimes. And everytime I mentioned the problems they both just ignored me, spouted off about miracles, and left!"
Smothering a grin of her own, Utena glanced around, looking for Anthy. When she didn't see her, she sighed. "Well, I can't help you too much, Katie," she grins. "With no Anthy, I don't have a sword. Asking Akio to fight on your behalf would be the better choice here until Anthy and Jessie can make it."
Cat Who cowered underneath her red acolyte book. She wondered if freezing Akio would help. Then she thought about it....Akio, as Dean, was probably immune to her limited powers. So she continued to cower.
Nanami hugged Tsuwabuki for a second, then grabbed his hand. "Come on! We have to kill that girl! NO ONE comes between me and my onii-sama!" Juri looks shocked, then glares at Ty-chan. "Your boyfriend got PICTURES??" She resolves to take care of him later, and moves towards Akio.
"I think you have something that belongs to me." She raises her sword.
Akio just smirks and tucks the picture away carefully into his jeans. "I beg to differ. I was given this photo, not you." He gives Juri a slightly condencending look. "Do you really wish to go up against me? I doubt you're ready." He looks down at Cat Who and winks. "I'll be back for you later."
Rachelley is currently occupied in drooling over her pictures of the movie Akio and doesn't even notice what's going on. Saionji, on the other hand, is making it a point to stay FAR away from the girls fighting over him.
Saren half hides behind the comotose Rachelley while watching the action..
Miki pust his stopwatch down, and stops to watch the match.. Juri-sempai fighting ohtori-san? This should be interesting.
"I must have that picture back." Juri holds her stance, ready to fight.
Nick, hiding near Katie, suddenly shoots up and smiles. "This is getting more interesting every minute." He sees his character, Tsuwabuki still patting the ever-crying Nanami. He then scoots over to Katie and asks, "So....you are out of the debate or is Akio-sama fighting for you?"
"Oh really?" Akio grins that knee-melting smile of his and pulls the picture out of his pocket, holding it in the air between the two. "This picture? You desperatly want it back? Fine. Then come and get it." With an air of complete indifference, he tucks the picture down the front of his jeans, not even leaving a corner out for her to grab. Then he just stands there with his hands on his hips, waiting for her reaction.
There is a small groan from Rachelle. "I can't believe I just typed that. I swear I'm possessed."
Juri smiled a sly smile, and took advantage of the fact that her sword is already drawn. Akio wasn't expecting it. He was standing there, a grin on his face, and his hands on his hips.... She leaned forward, quickly, and carefully popped the button of his pants off, with the tip of her sword....the pants fall open...
Then again, who doesn't say Akio doesn't expect -everything- everyone does. He certainly doesn't look shocked. Of course, he's wearing boxers and the picture is still neatly tucked into those. Akio just chuckles and doesn't even bother to pick up the pants which are now around ankles. He just winks at her.
There is a loud "ITAI!" from Rachelle's corner and she covers her eyes with her hand. Not that it does much good as she is peeking through the wide-spread fingers.
Katie looks at Nick. "Well, I'm not sure if Akio is fighting on my belhalf or if Utena is, or if Akio is just fighting on his own behalf. I think Juri is the only female on the entire show who doesn't want him, so this must be a massive blow to his pride."
Utena, for her part, has moved over to Rachelley. "I suggest looking," she whispers. "You're never going to see anything quite as...interesting...as the dean's assets. I promise."
Rachelle hisses back, still with WIDE gaps between her fingers. "I've seen -plenty- of his assets....after all, he -does- reside in my dorm room when in between posts." Suddenly she remembers something and pulls a picture out of her pocket, holding it up so Utena can see. "Look at this! It's Akio's voice actor from the movie. WOW."
Nick laughs at Utena's remark and tries to see the picture Rachelley held up. "That's him? He sorta looks like Akio himself in the movie...I mean his hair." And looked at Tswuabuki to see what he was doing *now.*
Unfortunately, he was still comforting Nanami. Nick made a mental note to himself that he would somehow knock some sense into him someday.
"CHUU!" ChuChu squeaked and climbed onto Utena's shoulder to get a look at the picture of the voice actor and suddenly had the voice actor's hair and his clothes.
Rachelle nods continuously. "That's the point! I read somewhere that they made the movie Akio look like his new voice actor. It's not the same guy who does the voice in the show though." She shrugs, then tucks the picture away for safe-keeping.
Juri sneers at Akio's remark. "You only wish." Suddenly, she darts forward, slashing this way and that...pieces of cloth flew every which way, then settled to the ground. A small poloroid photograph drifted to the ground, and Juri snagged it with the tip of her sword, then stepped back.
Ty-chan peered from beneath the table, and she nodded to Rachelly. "You...umm...DEFINITELY want to uncover your eyes now..."
Nick covers his mouth to hide a laugh at seeing the girls drool, regains his composure and says to ChuChu: "ChuChu, take that costume off...you look *weird*." And looks at the picture Juri has. "Hey..it *is* an everyday picture...and whoever took the picture was an amature. Either that, or the saying, " The camera adds on ten pounds ( or somethin like that ) *is* true."
Tsuwabuki stopped patting Nanami sicne he saw that she wasn't crying so hard any more. "Nanami-san, why did you cry? Did someone hurt you?" He looked worriedly into her eyes and waited for an answer.
Katie slowly drops to the floor, staring helplessly at Akio. "So hot," she choked. "Oh my god, Utena, how can you deny 'that' on a daily basis? I wouldn't have the willpower."
Utena grinned. "I suppose that's why it's called Revolutionary Girl Utena and not Revolutionary Girl Katie."
Juri drops the picture that's in her hand, and looks back up at Akio.... For some reason she can't meet his eyes...she stares at his torn open poet's shirt, and the absence of clothes from the waist down... Suddenly, her face flushes red, and for a second, a superdeformed Juri gets hearts in her eyes, then returns to normal.
She strides towards Akio, winking at him seductively.
"Akio...I never thought of you this way...but...perhaps we could find someplace...private...to go to?" She stands close to him, and slips the band from his hair, letting it fall loose.
Nick stares at Juri. Her response wasn't what he expected at *all.* Whew, she didn't kill me. He thought and wiped his brow. And just to show how thankful he was, he got on all fours and bowed down to her and said,"I am not worthy." To her three times and got back up to dust himself and wondered what would happen *now.*
Both Katie and Utena's mouths hit the floor. Kate leans over to Utena and conspiritoraly whispers, "Hey, who took Juri-sempai and replaced her with an alien?" Utena shrugs. "Think it's the Shadow girls' fault?"
After seeing Katie's and Utena's point, Nick thought for a moment. Maybe I should be worried after all... He thought and inched away from Juri and and looked at Ty-chan to see *her* expression.
Ty-chan watched Juri with an expression of horror on her face. -My Juri...what is she doing? Why does she want Akio? What about me?- She cringed, and waited to see what would happen.
Akio wraps an arm over Juri's shoulders, winking at her, somehow managing -not- to look smug. Go figure. He practically purrs in Juri's ear, running his hand through her hair, uncurling some of the locks. "Of course, Juri-san. And perhaps we can discuss the matter of this picture as well." Not caring that he's -still- not wearing anything from the waste down, he leads Juri out of the hall. Rachelle, on the other hand, is starting to become quite embarassed with the behavior of her character and throws him a random sheet as he walks by. He winks and loosly wraps the sheet around his waste, then leads Juri to the Tower were they will....."discuss" the matter.
Nick stands there...dumbfounded and then regains his composure. "Okay, it's the end of the word. When I insult Juri and she doesn't kill me, *plus* she wants to "discuss" matters with Akio....ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, I TELL YA!" Nanami continues to plot how to turn this to her advantage.
Saionji writes a mark on the board. There are quite a large number of marks there. He just shrugs and walks out of the room, thinking maybe this time he'll acctually make it to the kendo room.
"I'll go with you," Cat Who calls after Saionji hopefully.
Saionji just looks at Cat Who and sighs. "I guess, if you want. Just try not to distract me while I'm practicing, okay?"
Rachelle sneaks up behind Cat Who, intending on following her green-haired hunk, then suddenly gets a cold chill. "Uh oh...Akio-sama is plotting. damn."
Once in the tower, Juri leads Akio over to the bed, and smiles at him seductively. "Hmmmm....what would you like, Akio-san? Care to try anything kinky?"
Akio just chuckles. "Perhaps, but only if you can come up with something original. And I guarantee you it will not be easy. But I have an idea." He leans in close and murmurs something into her ear, something that would make just about -anyone's- knees melt instantly. "Think about that for a moment. I shall return." Then he turns and walks out of the room, shutting the dorm firmly behind him.
"Wondering how I knew that? I just do." Rachelley grins.
After seeing the "debate" between Juri and Katie, *and then* Juri and Akio....*and after* screaming like he was gonna die, Nick sat down next to a bush and told to Saren: "You can come out now...it blew over. Everything's just boring again." And he looked at the remaining people: Tsuwabuki, Nanami, Ty-Chan, Saren, Miki, Katie, Utena, and ChuChu, he sighed. "Anyone up for Scrabble?" He asked, pulling out a Scrabble board out of thin air.
Katie looks at the Scrabble board and shakes her head. "I'd kick your butt. I'm an English major and I've lost only four games in my entire life. What about you?" She turned to Utena.
Placing one hand on her forehead, Utena smothered a grin. "No, that's quite alright. I'm actually rather worried about Akio and Juri."
Kate looks up from glancing at Nick. "Huh? Whatsa matter? Jealous?"
Utena places done hand on her chest in an offended manner. "Jealous?! ME?!!! NO!" She jumped up and began stalking around the room. "Why in Dios' name would I be jealous? It's *JURI* for Kami's sake! I don't believe she means to seduce Akio for...one...minute." As she spoke, Utena's face went from bright red with embarresment to milky white with anger. "THAT....THAT..." She stutters, trying to come up with a suitable word for the new object of her fury.
Kate jumps in helpfully, "That two-timing, conniving, arrogant, smug, self-important, manipulative, double-dealing, campus-wheedling bastard?"
Utena paused a moment. "That describes the Dean. I was talking about Juri."
"Oh," Kate nods knowingly. "Harlot is a good word. But I don't think it fits the Sempai. That's more Shiori's style."
Utena clenched her fists and whirled on the remaining people in the room. "All of you! I want help and I want it now! GET YOUR DUELISTS!"
Kate looks at Nick and pales. "I do believe the lady doth protest too much. Am I correct?"
Nick just sweatdrops and nods. "But maybe it'll do Tsuwabuki some good. He's been comforting Nanami wayyyy too long." And he attempted to pull Tsuwabuki from Nanami, only to have his character bite and scratch him and screaming: " NANAMI-SAN NEEDS ME! LET GO!"
Nick goes back to where Katie and Utena are standing. And sweatdrops. "Uh...Utena...you didn't want the BR duellists right?" And right after saying his question, Nick didn't wait for an answer, he answered himself with a :"Right."
And after having a moment of three minutes' silence, of what he was sure was everyone staring at him, he shouted, "Oh FINE! You can take the BR DUELLISTS BUT IF YOU THINK *I'M* GETTING TSUWABUKI TO HELP, YOU'RE WRONG! HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO BITE!" And put out his right hand to prove it, on his hand were three teeth marks.
Janey decides to pop her head in after a long, silent while....Touga's head appearing just above hers... A big sweat drop forms on her brow... "Ah...Touga? you mind letting me go....???"
"Oooh...gomen, Janey" he says as she lets go of her shirt....
"Thanks." She walks away casually to Onee-sama... "what happened here?..."
Touga walks over to Nanami. "imotochan.... what happened?"
Both were very lost.....
"You ignored me, onii-sama," Nanami said, and hugged his ankles, causing him to trip.
Rachelle just lies on the floor, gasping with laughter. Very rarely has she read such funny stuff. "Ahhh, arigatou guys. I need that kind of relief after a sight singing test and Theory." She sweatdrops and turns to Janey. "Juri and Akio are....discussing things. You missed it! Akio was...." She starts drooling at the very -idea- "wearing naught from the waist down." Then she snaps out of it and runs after Saionji. She, for one, is not about to miss him dressed in that kendo outfit again. "KYOUICHI-KUUUUUUNNNN!!!" *GLOMP*
Saionji staggers, dropping his bamboo practice sword, cursing under his breath. "Get off me, baka!"
Akio slips back into the tower bedroom, teal eyes cool and amused. He walks over to Juri, who is sitting on the bed, and places his hands on the mattress on either side of her, an amused grin on his face. "Please forgive me, Juri-san, but I had to take certain...precautions so that we would not be interrupted" Meaning all doors, both into and out of the Tower, are locked.
Juri looks up, into Akio's eyes, and practically swoons. "Hai, it's no problem, Akio-san. Where were we?" She smiles seductively, her intense green eyes still fixed on his. She tried to think of something to suggest to the dean. "What do you like, Akio-san? Have you ever tried bondage?" Juri said this in such a matter of fact, straightforward tone, that it frightened herself for a moment.
Back in the arena....
Janey watches Rach with a big, anime sweatdrop on her head.. "Ah....Baka onee-sama...she'll never learn....." She shakes her head as she hears a loud BOOM! She turns her head to see who it is and notcies a mess of red hair and gold hair on the floor... Walking over, she lifts up the red and gold mass, only to see Nanami and Touga.. Giggling she runs after Rach... "Baka, onee-sama!!! wait up!!!!!!!!"
Saren creeps out and sits beside Nick, looking relieved. She then gasps as she sees Nick has bite marks. She winces with sympathy. Then she hears Utena's yell she looks around for Miki.
Rachelle clings happily to Saionji's back, in a typical Wakaba-type glomp, and waves to Janey. "I don't think I have a say in the matter if I wait or not."
Tsuwabuki stared at Nanami. "Nanami-san?" He asked feeling neglected and heartbroken. Nick looked at Saren and said, "Yeah..it hurts...baka Tsuwabuki. Someday...*I hope someday* that he'll learn that Nanami isn't worth it." And then checked on Tsuwabuki to give him a glare, but saw that his character looking heartbroken. If Tsuwabuki didn't bite him, he would've actually ask someone to comfort him. "Eh...Nanami ignored him. IF you want him to fight, there's your chance to get him to." And he passed out tiles to Saren, ChuChu, and himself and asked, "Who wants to be first?"
Saionji snarls and tries to get her off. "I said OFF, idiotic girl!" Rachelle just smacks him upside the head. "Watch your mouth around your role player, boy. I am no idiot."
And back in the tower...
Akio chuckles softly, his face close to hers, speaking in that low, deep voice right next to her ear. "I like the way your mind works. What did you have planned?"
Juri gets goosebumps from his whisper...
She looks around. "Oh..hmm...I don't know..." Suddenly, she notices a window near the bed...it's very large, with crimson velvet red drapes, tied back with long gold satin cords. She walks over to them, and takes one, then walks back towards Akio. "Wanna try?"
Akio chuckled to himself. It was fun, seeing how the duellist of Passion was dealing with this. It was hard to tell if he completely trusted her or not, but it appeared as if he was willing to go along with the ride. For now. "I will try anything once. Or twice...or more. Do your worst."
Juri told Akio to lie down on the bed.
After he did this, she sat down on the bed next to him, and held up the satin cords.
She smiled, and slipped the cord beneath his legs, and tied them together, and then to the bed. Seeing that she didn't have enough cord, she walked back to the window and took another one.
She slipped this around him, tying his hands, and the rest of his body. Then she secured the knots, rather tightly.
She bent low, and whispered in his ear: "Is anything too tight, my dear?"
She stands back to admire her work.
He winks at her and purrs into her ear. "It will do. Do you have any other surprises in store?"
Meanwhile, in the Arena...
Utena grabs Katie and ushers all the other duelists out the Student Council Room. "Come on! I'm not letting that..." Katie pipes up, "Over-sexed, controlling fiend from hell?"
Utena glares and continues on, "Man...alone with her."
Nodding wisely, Katie calls to all the other Miko's and their duelists. "Come on guys! We're gonna go save Juri-sempai. I don't like her much, especially after what she did to Ty, but even she doesn't deserve that fate."
The remaining duelists nod and follow Utena and Katie out the door. Marching single file they all approach the now locked doors to the Observatory Tower. Chuchu followed behind. Upon reaching the tower, Utena discovered the locked doors.
"DAMN! WHY ME?!"
Glancing around, Chuchu found a nearby tree and scaled the tower to see what in the world could have all the duelists in such a state. He reached the window that allowed an unblocked view of Juri and Akio's room. His eyes bugged out for one superdeformed moment, then reaching into the pocket the Scouts keep their pens, he pulled out...
A Camera.
And he took pictures.
Lots of them.
Lots and lots of them.
And he had fun doing it too.
Below, Katie was watching sadly as Utena grabbed Tswuabuki and was using him as a battering ram.
Janey drags Touga by his arms, with Nanami still clinging to his ankles. They end up at the tower, with everybody else... Janey thought she heard noises and her eyes widened as she suddenly saw Touga's face in front of hers.... "Eh...you're too close!!!" Janey pushes him away, but he keepst coming back..."Baka Touga..."
Wakaba, still with the Katana in her hand, starts to poke at Rachelly lightly, hinting her to get off of -HER- Saionji-sama.....
Nanami, bruised from being dragged up the stairs, clings tenaciously to Touga's waist and snarls at all the other females like a toy dog. Cat Who whips out her ever handy acolyte book and prepares to freeze Rachelley, but she wonders if she could freeze her without freezing Saionji too. She has to stop and think for a few minutes...if she froze them both, she and Wakaba would NEVER get her off his back.
Rachelley clings to Saionji's back, smirking at the other girls. Saionji is not looking to thrilled about the whole business and grumbles. Then...he gets an idea. Ignoring the commotion Utena is making with Tsuwabuki, he puts his fingers in his mouth and whistles.....LOUDLY.
"HEY! Demando! Get out here!"
From the receses of Rachelley's character closet, the tall, white-haired prince of the black moon clan sticks his head in through the door, giving the emerald-haired Student Council member a perplexed look.
"Nani?"
"DEMANDO-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!!" *GLOMP*
Saionji pushes the now-glomped Demando out of the Utena universe and heaves a great sigh, glad that he got his role player off his back and -out- of this thread.
Cat Who resists the urge to glomp onto the newly freed Saionji, instead, choosing to freeze him for ten minutes so she could admire him without him moving. She sighs a dreamy sigh, and her eyes do that bambi thing anime female eyes do.
Her wide eyes flicking between Utena and the scrabble game, Saren decides to see if Nick is going before following.. at least for now.. giving Miki a light shove in the direction of the other duellists, she sits back to wait.
Miki glares at his player, the "Nanami" incident obviously not forgotten, and follows Utena-san towards the castle. [Editor's note: The "Nanami Incident" occurs somewhere in the second act of our massive arc "The Sword and the Rose." The Incident involves a very potent alchohol, Miki and Nanami under its influence, and a broom closet. Neither character was very happy the next morning.] Miki comes up behind Touga, shaking his head disgustedly, before glancing over at the rest of the duellists.
Saionji stands frozen, hunk that he is, with a hand to his forhead, that relieved look on his face.
Ty-chan sort of wanders behind the rest of the duelists, and the role players. She's still in a bit of shock after seeing Akio pants-less.
At the same time, the ghostly figure of Dios floats above the crowd, cross-legged and confused. He thought everyone was used to Akio's behavior by now.
A soft voice speaks up from the side. "What's going on? What are you doing, Tenjou-san? Why is the tower locked?.....Where's Akio?"
Kanae. Oops.
Back in the tower...
Juri smiles with mock innocence and stands next to the bed.
"Surprises? What kind of surprises?" She traces her finger very gently down his chest, allowing her fingernails to scratch ever so slightly. She smiles again...not so innocently, and turns away from Akio, pulling something from beneath her shirt, and her belt.
As she turns back around, the seductive look left her eyes, and she glares down at Akio. She slowly lifts a small, thin dagger to his chest. "We have something to deal for. Where is the picture?"
Akio just laughs, highly amused. "Honestly Arisugawa-san, I thought you were more original than that. It's in a safe place. In fact, it's not even in this room." The dagger didn't seem to bother him at all. In fact, he even had the nerve to WINK at Juri.
Juri glares at him...the nerve! She slides the dagger closer to his neck, and steps forward a bit... "I want that picture back! Tell me where it is!"
Without warning, Akio suddenly has his hands free and wrapped around Juri's own hand holding the dagger. With the fluid movements of someone quite used to getting out of situations like this, he twists Juri's arm, making her rop the knife, then throws her down onto the bed. His other hand goes to Juri's oposite wrist and holds it firmly down on the bed. Still wearing only the sheet and his shirt open revealing that strong, muscular (*drool*) chest, he grins down at her, teal eyes amused.
"Poor Arisugawa-san. You really must learn when ropes are acctually tight or not. It's not much fun when they're loose enough to be free from so easily. I honestly expected more from you." Then, after a small wink towards the window where ChuChu is still taking pictures, he leans down and gives Juri the most knee-melting, intense kiss. Not skipping a beat, he then yanks her off the bed and propells her towards the door, which opens easily enough under his hand. Just before shoving her out, he leans close to her and purrs slightly. "The picture will be in an envolpe on your doorstep. Thank you for the entertainment."
Then the door shuts firmly behind her and she is left standing in hallway.
Back down below...
Utena dropps Tswuabuki and looked at Kanae. Kate, grinning evilly, hands her a black rose and points to the tower. "Akio-san's upstairs. With Juri. And I think he's naked."
"What!?" Kanae looked shocked. Absolutly shocked. "Akio-san? Never!"
"Of course not." Akio's deep, rich voice comes from behind the others, from the side -away- from the tower. How he got out of the building and around to the other side of the crowd only he (and Dios) knows. Fully dressed, hair once again in the standard ponytail and looking as if nothing had happened, he wraps his arm around Kanae's waist, giving her a tender smile. Then, looking up at Katie disapprovingly, he tsks a few times.
"Katie-san, I'm surprised at you, spreading such rumors. True, Arisugawa-san was in my office, but there were important matters to discuss. I can't imagine how you would think it otherwise." He gives the gathered crowd a completely innocent smile.
And what of the evidence? Well, tucked discreatly in his pocket is a rather small, Chu-Chu-sized camera.
Rachelle sticks her head back in the room and arches an eyebrow. "Manipulative SoB, isn't he?" Then she quickly ducks out again before he can 'prove' this to her.
Utena dropped Twsuabuki and stepped back, blushing slightly.
Katie just growls softly under her breath and scowls at the Dean. "So this is what we get for trying to rescue Juri." She glared at Ty, as if she had any control of her character's manipulations.
Tsuwabuki grumbles and rubs his head. "Utena..." He said. He was *very* crossed. He got ignored by Nanami and now this.
Nick looks at Tsuwabuki and asks Saren: "Want to see what they're up to? Or do you want to play? I don't care either way."
Saren grins at him.. "Its safer here, I think.. No Akio-sama.. You go first.."
The spell wears off and Saionji unfreezes. For him, no time has passed, but for the rest of the world, it's been ten minutes. The first thing he sees is a green haired girl, wearing a black fuku from someplace other than Ohtori, with a glazed expression on her face. She is holding a red book. When he unfroze, she makes herself stop drooling over him. "You were going to the kendo room, ne?" She says, a querilous note in her voice.
Saionji blinks for a moment and looks around. One minute he was standing there...then the next, everyone is in different places. He looks highly disoriented for a moment, then shakes his head and looks over at Cat who, purple eyes still very confused.
"Nani? Oh...uh, yeah...I was going to. Are we done...uhhhh...here.....?" As he said that, he noticed Akio and trailed ff. Last he knew Akio was -inside-. Ah well. He shrugs and heads off towards the kendo room, assuming everything is now taken care of.
"Is it just me, or is it taking me an unusually long time to get to the practice room today?"
Rachelle just sort of....appears, much like Chichiri from Fushigi Yuugi. "It's not you! ^_^ Though you ARE insane." Then she pops out again.
Glancing around, Katie throws her hands up in the air. "Now this just sucks. I never got to duel Juri, and frankly I don't wanna anymore. My honor still hasn't been avenged, Ty is still mad at me, Utena's gone berserk, and well..." she glanced around at the various duelists and forum members, "well, Akio might as well have tied all of us up for the good we did." She sat down on the floor and pouted cutely. "This sucks."
Rachelley plops down next to Katie and shrugs a little. "It's Akio...what can you expect? gomen nasai, though, for bringing him into this."
Akio, having quickly placated his bride-to-be and removed her from the premises, walks up to the two girls and wraps an arm around each of their shoulders. He leans the two close and practically purrrrs in their ears. "I can think of a few ways to make up for it."
Katie instantly melts into a happy little compliant puddle.
Akio grins a little. "I thought you would agree." Somehow managing to re-solidify Katie, he helps the girls up and starts leading them towards the infamous Tower.
"Hey wait!" Rachelle starts dragging her feet, desperatly trying to escape the overwhellming influance of the Dean.
Akio laughs softly. "Come now. The more the merrier."
Rachelle's knees melt and she smiles like an idiot. "Okay."
Janey just bouce about wildly...as Wakaba still sneaks behind Saionji in her BR outfit and the black katana.
Touga sits down and just stares about.
And gradually, everyone leaves in arena in stages. Now that Akio has abducted Rachelley and Kate BOTH, their characters hang listlessly about. Saionji finally goes to the kendo room, both Wakaba and Cat Who trailing behind him. Touga pounces on Janey and takes her to Akio's tower. Saren, Tsuwabuki, Nick, Miki, and Nanami take their scrabble game to the library.
The arena is peaceful once more...until the next Debate....
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Yes, I am aware that this made even less sense than the Red and Green debate. Katie and Juri never did get to fight, although based on the actual events, I'd have to say Katie won. Stay tuned for the third, probably not final debate in the series: The Purple and Yellow Debate!
