This Bedtime story is dedicated to my love, David Bowie. I love him soooo much!! Read this to your children at night, won't you!?

There was a princess looking for her prince soul mate, but she looked far and long and she still couldnt find one. She, one day, finally decided to give up. Going home with a heavy heart, she found a BEAUTIFUL pencil lying on the ground. She picked it up and studied it. It was a normal yellow number two pencil, but it was just beauiful in Princess Amy's eyes. She took it with her on her journey home. On the second day of her journey, she came to the kingdom of Caloric, their prince was unavailable when she first went there so she decided to just keep walking through the shire. But someone noticed she was there. Then that person told someone else. And that person told someone else and soon there was an uproar! The king found out and invited her to stay for dinner. She happily obliged. That day, before dinner, a young man came to her and offered her some clean clothes and some makeup. She got to talking to him and she found out that his anme was David and he was very nice. She thought he was just another servant. That night, about half an hour before dinner, she was walking in the garden with David when a few children came up to them and asked David for his autograph. Upset that he had no pencil, he told them he couldnt. "Wait a second," said Princess Amy, "I have one!" and she pulled it out of her pocket. "Wow!" said David, "It's the most beautiful pencil I've ever seen!". He signed the childrens autographs and they left. Princess Amy was puzzled. "Why did they want you to sign autographs?" she asked. David took the pencil, put it down his pants and rubbed it against his genitals and pulled it out. Princess Amy watched with amazement. "Because, silly, I'm the Prince of Caloric! I'm Prince David Bowie of Caloric!" Prince David responded. He handed Princess Amy the pencil and she took it with amazement. "I was just wondering if you would be my queen." He asked her. "Yes!! " Princess Amy responded. She put the pencil in her pocket and there it stayed forever and ever. They lived happily ever after..
The End!