Chapter One: Big Mudda
*Thalia appears* Hello and welcome to the big Mudda house…the idea is for all of us to live in this house and vote one person out a day. To do this we go into the diary room and talk to our Big Mudda, her name's Medda. So…lets enter the house *she clicks her fingers*
*Suddenly all of the contestants appear in a tangled pile in the middle of a ballroom* *a Swedish accented voice comes from nowhere* Welcome to the big Mudda house, I am Medda, your big Mudda. *suddenly the room is illuminated with pink light, Frank grins evilly, Mush cowers behind Thalia.* and this is Irving Castle! *she whispers* I got sick of Irving Hall… Anyway! You will now be shown to your rooms, make yourselves at home *evil laugh* *Mush cowers even further behind Thalia* on each of the doors to your rooms there will be pinned a list of the residents of each room. *All of a sudden all of the contestants are lifted into mid air and disappear, seconds later they find themselves in their rooms…*
Rooms List:
*~Room One~*
Residents: Mush, Miss Nelly, Christian, Bertie, Frank.
*~Room two~*
Residents: Thalia, Bumlets, Maria, Princess Gwen.
*~Room Three~*
Residents: Mage, Dutchy, Professor Chinwag, Skittery
*~Room Four~*
Residents: Denise, Blink, Jack Kelly, fishy-fish-fish the third
Day One:
Mush looked around nervously at the other residents of his room…he felt fed up. He was locked in a small dormitory with a melodramatic poet, a wool hat and two transvestites… He was pretty nervous and his building anxiety wasn't helped when Frank wondered over and started sniffing him. Suddenly sharing a dorm with twenty or so other newsboys didn't really seem so bad. At least they didn't wear women's clothes…well not all the time…
Frank grinned and stood up slowly, everybody remained silent and looked slowly up at him
"So…" he said with a sly smile "who's ready for bed?" Mush worried some more, there was no way he was going to sleep in a room with that. Meanwhile Miss Nelly was painting her nails a vibrant shade of magenta on her bed, this interested Mush a lot and he watched her intently, suddenly the voice of Medda filled the room…
"Oh My lovey dovey-oops." She finished singing in alarm she coughed politely "Yes. The doors to your rooms will be unlocked shortly. Please proceed to the ballroom." Mush jumped up and ran over to the door and began tugging at the handle, after a few minutes he noticed the large sign saying 'Push' and blushing he gave it a gentle push and ran through it. He was alarmed to find the ballroom straight outside the door but forgot all about this when he saw Mage standing with Thalia and Maria at the other side of the hall, He ran as fast as he could towards Mage who stared at him with alarm as he through his arms around her.
"Umm…Mush honey, you might want to get off me now" she said tensely as she tried to remove his arms from around her waist.
"Woohoo Mage, score!" said Maria, winking. Thalia glared. Suddenly Maria noticed Christian from across the room and sneaked over to him, Thalia continued glaring. The whole happy scene was interrupted by Medda's voice ringing through the room once again. "Right, time for your first evictions" she said warmly, Mush gulped, he knew exactly who he was going to vote for. He blinked and found himself in a small room, sitting on a pink and white striped fluffy chair. "Right Mush, would you like to tell the nation who you would like to evict?" came the voice from a speaker above a camera.
"Umm…" he said, unnerved by the camera. "Frank. Please" he said in a quiet voice
"Right, could you tell us why that is?"
Mush opened his eyes very wide and moved closer to the camera, he said in little more than a whisper "Because he is very, very scary."
"Umm…Thank you" said the voice uncertainly. Mush found himself back in the ballroom
"All participants are reminded that the votes are strictly confidential" said the Medda-voice. One by one they found themselves in the small room talking to the camera about who they wanted to leave, the results came in:
Bumlets: fishy-fish-fish the third
Fishy-fish-fish the third: Bumlets
Dutchy: Tried to vote for Medda then realised he couldn't and settled for Blink, deciding that the castle just wasn't big enough for two blondes.
Miss Nelly: Princess Gwen. They had developed an intense dislike for each other.
Denise: Professor Chinwag
Bertie: Denise
Thalia: Mage.
Mage: Princess Gwen
Maria: Professor Chinwag. She didn't want to catch fleas.
Blink: Bumlets, he was jealous of his hair.
Christian: Blink. He did not approve of lust.
Jack Kelly: Thalia. He wanted to be the leader again.
Professor Chinwag: Maria. She was annoying him.
Mush: Frank as we already know.
Princess Gwen: Frank. She wanted to steal his necklace.
Frank: Mush…because he knew through his all-seeing eye that Mush had voted for him.
Skittery: Mush. That boy was way too happy.
To be continued…..
*Thalia appears* Hello and welcome to the big Mudda house…the idea is for all of us to live in this house and vote one person out a day. To do this we go into the diary room and talk to our Big Mudda, her name's Medda. So…lets enter the house *she clicks her fingers*
*Suddenly all of the contestants appear in a tangled pile in the middle of a ballroom* *a Swedish accented voice comes from nowhere* Welcome to the big Mudda house, I am Medda, your big Mudda. *suddenly the room is illuminated with pink light, Frank grins evilly, Mush cowers behind Thalia.* and this is Irving Castle! *she whispers* I got sick of Irving Hall… Anyway! You will now be shown to your rooms, make yourselves at home *evil laugh* *Mush cowers even further behind Thalia* on each of the doors to your rooms there will be pinned a list of the residents of each room. *All of a sudden all of the contestants are lifted into mid air and disappear, seconds later they find themselves in their rooms…*
Rooms List:
*~Room One~*
Residents: Mush, Miss Nelly, Christian, Bertie, Frank.
*~Room two~*
Residents: Thalia, Bumlets, Maria, Princess Gwen.
*~Room Three~*
Residents: Mage, Dutchy, Professor Chinwag, Skittery
*~Room Four~*
Residents: Denise, Blink, Jack Kelly, fishy-fish-fish the third
Day One:
Mush looked around nervously at the other residents of his room…he felt fed up. He was locked in a small dormitory with a melodramatic poet, a wool hat and two transvestites… He was pretty nervous and his building anxiety wasn't helped when Frank wondered over and started sniffing him. Suddenly sharing a dorm with twenty or so other newsboys didn't really seem so bad. At least they didn't wear women's clothes…well not all the time…
Frank grinned and stood up slowly, everybody remained silent and looked slowly up at him
"So…" he said with a sly smile "who's ready for bed?" Mush worried some more, there was no way he was going to sleep in a room with that. Meanwhile Miss Nelly was painting her nails a vibrant shade of magenta on her bed, this interested Mush a lot and he watched her intently, suddenly the voice of Medda filled the room…
"Oh My lovey dovey-oops." She finished singing in alarm she coughed politely "Yes. The doors to your rooms will be unlocked shortly. Please proceed to the ballroom." Mush jumped up and ran over to the door and began tugging at the handle, after a few minutes he noticed the large sign saying 'Push' and blushing he gave it a gentle push and ran through it. He was alarmed to find the ballroom straight outside the door but forgot all about this when he saw Mage standing with Thalia and Maria at the other side of the hall, He ran as fast as he could towards Mage who stared at him with alarm as he through his arms around her.
"Umm…Mush honey, you might want to get off me now" she said tensely as she tried to remove his arms from around her waist.
"Woohoo Mage, score!" said Maria, winking. Thalia glared. Suddenly Maria noticed Christian from across the room and sneaked over to him, Thalia continued glaring. The whole happy scene was interrupted by Medda's voice ringing through the room once again. "Right, time for your first evictions" she said warmly, Mush gulped, he knew exactly who he was going to vote for. He blinked and found himself in a small room, sitting on a pink and white striped fluffy chair. "Right Mush, would you like to tell the nation who you would like to evict?" came the voice from a speaker above a camera.
"Umm…" he said, unnerved by the camera. "Frank. Please" he said in a quiet voice
"Right, could you tell us why that is?"
Mush opened his eyes very wide and moved closer to the camera, he said in little more than a whisper "Because he is very, very scary."
"Umm…Thank you" said the voice uncertainly. Mush found himself back in the ballroom
"All participants are reminded that the votes are strictly confidential" said the Medda-voice. One by one they found themselves in the small room talking to the camera about who they wanted to leave, the results came in:
Bumlets: fishy-fish-fish the third
Fishy-fish-fish the third: Bumlets
Dutchy: Tried to vote for Medda then realised he couldn't and settled for Blink, deciding that the castle just wasn't big enough for two blondes.
Miss Nelly: Princess Gwen. They had developed an intense dislike for each other.
Denise: Professor Chinwag
Bertie: Denise
Thalia: Mage.
Mage: Princess Gwen
Maria: Professor Chinwag. She didn't want to catch fleas.
Blink: Bumlets, he was jealous of his hair.
Christian: Blink. He did not approve of lust.
Jack Kelly: Thalia. He wanted to be the leader again.
Professor Chinwag: Maria. She was annoying him.
Mush: Frank as we already know.
Princess Gwen: Frank. She wanted to steal his necklace.
Frank: Mush…because he knew through his all-seeing eye that Mush had voted for him.
Skittery: Mush. That boy was way too happy.
To be continued…..
