The Fifth Marander Part 4
a/n: Sorry it took me this long to post. I've been busy. Here's some wise words. SCHOOL SUX!
Hehe, well on with the story.
It was Saturday and four of the five Maranders were sitting outside watching the giant squid.
"Should we work on our list?" Sirius suggested pulling out a piece of parchment.
"I'll read what you have so far." Karen took the parchment and started to read. "One, finish list. Two, throw dungbombs at Slytherins. Three, set off fireworks. Four finish Homework. I thought you did that all ready. Five, tell Karen it's extra credit. What the Hell? Who wrote this?"
"Peter."
"He's brainless. Six, ask Lily out for James. Awe, how sweet. Seven, steal Karen's diary. Hey! Eight, enlarge her stuff animals. You better not touch my purple bunny!. Nine, make sure Karen doesn't read this. You guys are so stupid. Ten, read Snape's poem to the Gryffindors. Sirius! I told you I would kill you if you said one word about that."
"Someone killing Black that should be good." Karen was about ready to push Sirius into the lake when Snape, Malfoy, and Narcissa Dumas, walked up to them.
"What are you freaks doing in the Slytherin territory?" Narcissa shrieked.
"Well, last time I checked your name wasn't on it."
"Yours isn't either."
"Sure it is." Behind her back Karen made 'Gryffindor' appear on the grass. "See."
"Karen did you get my owl?" Snape asked.
"Yeah." Sirius burst into laughter and fell into the lake pulling Karen in. When he came up for air, he recited Snape's poem.
"We are so different but so much the same. I wished you would hang out with me, 'coz your friends are lame. Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm looking at the sky. I dream every night that you would be mine.(I know this is lame but, it's suppose to be by Snape.) He was pulled under water. Snape was blushing and everyone else were cracking up.
"We didn't know it, that you were a poet." James managed to say before laughing again. Snape ran back to the castle. He just got inside when he knocked over a kid.
"Watch where you're going Pettigrew. May I ask you something?"
"S..Sure."
"Do you hate Darkes?"
"Yes." Peter said, managing not to stutter.
"Could you get me some stuff of hers." Snape lead Peter away, making a list of what to get out of her room.
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"I feel so bad. Sirius it's all your fault." Karen was thinking about what happened earlier.
"Did any of you take my invisibility cloak? I don't mind, I just want to know where it is."
"I didn't, when I went to change I noticed some of my stuff missing too, but Lauren could've just borrowed it. But my bunny, and my diary were missing too."
"Peter is probably fulfilling the list."
"Damn him. Sirius get the map out." She looked over it and saw Peter coming towards the common room. "Should we give him a little surprise?" Before they answered, Karen ran to the portrait hole. At first she just stood there, pretending to read something, but actually looking at the map, then started to walk to where Peter was. On purpose she stepped on the cloak revealing Peter.
"Hello," Peter shrieked and ran to the portrait hole yelling the password and collapsing in. "My work here is done."
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"I looked everywhere last night for my stuff, and nobody has seen it."
'Maybe it will appear after breakfast." Peter whispered.
"Maybe it will." James, Sirius, Remus, Karen, and Peter left through the portrait. They walked through the Great Hall doors to hear laughter.
"What happened? You didn't' copy Snapes poem did you?"
"Look above the Head Table." She turned her head and screamed. Instead of the Hogwarts banner, their was one of her bras, underwear, diary, and her purple bunny. Above it was a huge sign, that read 'Property of Karen Darkes.' She turned around and noticed that everyone had a packet of papers. They quickly sat down and grabbed own of the packets. It was a copy of her diary.
"Oh shit, of shit." She hit her head on the table and kept shaking her head. "I'm going to kill you peter.! And Snape if it's the last thing I do!" The chair next to her moved, she lifted her head to see Lauren.
"It's not a total tragedy."
"What part of this is not a total tragedy!"
"You can get every single paper back."
"How?"
"Say Accio Packets, and they will come flying into your hands. You three can help. On three, one, two, THREE!" They all yelled the spell and were quickly bombarded by flying packets.
"Thanks Lauren, I owe you one."
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"I just thought of the best plan to get Peter back for what he did to me." Karen announced to the 2nd year girl dorms.
"How did you even know it was him?" Gina asked filing her nails.
"He left his homework at the scene of the crime."
"Oh, what's your plan?'
"You know that potion Lixir was talking about yesterday."
"The polyjuice one?" After Arabella said this they all had huge grins on their faces.
"We start tomorrow. I already got the ingredients."
"Even the hairs?"
"Yup, one of Lixir, one of McGonagall."
"Are you having Sirius or somebody do it with you?"
"No, one of you. They still think Snape snuck into the dorm and stole it. But Snapes to thick headed to figure out the password."
"Well, if you be Lixir I'll go along with your plan."
"Okay, here's what you do."
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"Snape, would you come here." Karen was in Lixir form, and in the Hall.
"Yes, Professor."
"I saw your lovely poem that you wrote for Darkes."
"You did?" Dots of sweat started to appear on Snapes forehead.
"Yes. I would advise you to." She paused so she wouldn't laugh. "To write more."
"More sir?"
"Yes, good day." Karen/Lixir turned and went down the hall to where she was suppose to meet Lauren/McGonagall.
"How did it go?"
"Excellent. When I told Peter he had detention he fainted. If was so funny but the real McGonagall was coming so I had to beat it."
"how could you tell it was her?"
"The loud clicks of her high heels. How long does this stuff last?"
"It should be wearing off soon." She heard bawling front the last stall. Karen and Lauren froze. Karen his in the one stall(it was a girls bathroom, and she's in guy form) while Lauren went to see who it was.
"Who are you? It's okay Karen you can come out."
"I'm Myrtle. But some people call me Moaning Myrtle."
"How did you die?" The ghost started to bawl again.
"Good Job Karen. She doesn't mean to be rude, it happens when your best friends are guys.
"It's alright. I died from a basilka."
"Oh." Karen looked down at her feet which were becoming smaller.
"We're changing back."
"You two are the first visitors I've had in awhile."
"Oh, well, we will come again when we have time."
"That's what everyone says." Myrtle started to bawl again when they left.
"We aren't going to really visit her are we, Karen?"
'Why not? She seems lonely."
"Only you, Karen, will want to socialize with a ghost." Just then they were both hit in the back of the heads with almonds.
"Hey Peeves. Did you toilet paper the Slytherin common room for me?"
"Karen!" Lauren yelled.
"Why did I do that again?" Peeves asked juggling 5 almonds.
"'Coz I told you that I'd make sure the Gryffindor Head Boy will be in the Great Hall at 8 so you can pour the bucket of pumpkin juice on him."
"Alright, I did the toilet paper. It's very pretty. It's Red and blue.
"Good job. Thanks Peeves. You better get out of here, the bloody Baron it coming.
They went back to the common room laughing.
"What are you two so happy about?"
"Hey Remus. Karen had Peeves toilet paper the Slytherin Common Room."
"How did you manage to get him to go that?"
"Head Boy, pumpkin juice, Great Hall at 8. Get the picture?"
"How are you getting him there?"
"I wrote him a not saying, 'Meet me at 8 in the Great Hall. From your Secret Admirer." She started to laughing again.
"Cool. Karen can I talk to you privately."
"Sure."
"Did you ask Dumbledore about becoming an Animagus?"
"Yeah. I do the first one next Tuesday."
"Are you sure you're going to risk it, all for me?"
"Yes, don't worry. Dumbledore is supervising it. Nothing can go wrong."
a/n: Sorry it took me this long to post. I've been busy. Here's some wise words. SCHOOL SUX!
Hehe, well on with the story.
It was Saturday and four of the five Maranders were sitting outside watching the giant squid.
"Should we work on our list?" Sirius suggested pulling out a piece of parchment.
"I'll read what you have so far." Karen took the parchment and started to read. "One, finish list. Two, throw dungbombs at Slytherins. Three, set off fireworks. Four finish Homework. I thought you did that all ready. Five, tell Karen it's extra credit. What the Hell? Who wrote this?"
"Peter."
"He's brainless. Six, ask Lily out for James. Awe, how sweet. Seven, steal Karen's diary. Hey! Eight, enlarge her stuff animals. You better not touch my purple bunny!. Nine, make sure Karen doesn't read this. You guys are so stupid. Ten, read Snape's poem to the Gryffindors. Sirius! I told you I would kill you if you said one word about that."
"Someone killing Black that should be good." Karen was about ready to push Sirius into the lake when Snape, Malfoy, and Narcissa Dumas, walked up to them.
"What are you freaks doing in the Slytherin territory?" Narcissa shrieked.
"Well, last time I checked your name wasn't on it."
"Yours isn't either."
"Sure it is." Behind her back Karen made 'Gryffindor' appear on the grass. "See."
"Karen did you get my owl?" Snape asked.
"Yeah." Sirius burst into laughter and fell into the lake pulling Karen in. When he came up for air, he recited Snape's poem.
"We are so different but so much the same. I wished you would hang out with me, 'coz your friends are lame. Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm looking at the sky. I dream every night that you would be mine.(I know this is lame but, it's suppose to be by Snape.) He was pulled under water. Snape was blushing and everyone else were cracking up.
"We didn't know it, that you were a poet." James managed to say before laughing again. Snape ran back to the castle. He just got inside when he knocked over a kid.
"Watch where you're going Pettigrew. May I ask you something?"
"S..Sure."
"Do you hate Darkes?"
"Yes." Peter said, managing not to stutter.
"Could you get me some stuff of hers." Snape lead Peter away, making a list of what to get out of her room.
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"I feel so bad. Sirius it's all your fault." Karen was thinking about what happened earlier.
"Did any of you take my invisibility cloak? I don't mind, I just want to know where it is."
"I didn't, when I went to change I noticed some of my stuff missing too, but Lauren could've just borrowed it. But my bunny, and my diary were missing too."
"Peter is probably fulfilling the list."
"Damn him. Sirius get the map out." She looked over it and saw Peter coming towards the common room. "Should we give him a little surprise?" Before they answered, Karen ran to the portrait hole. At first she just stood there, pretending to read something, but actually looking at the map, then started to walk to where Peter was. On purpose she stepped on the cloak revealing Peter.
"Hello," Peter shrieked and ran to the portrait hole yelling the password and collapsing in. "My work here is done."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I looked everywhere last night for my stuff, and nobody has seen it."
'Maybe it will appear after breakfast." Peter whispered.
"Maybe it will." James, Sirius, Remus, Karen, and Peter left through the portrait. They walked through the Great Hall doors to hear laughter.
"What happened? You didn't' copy Snapes poem did you?"
"Look above the Head Table." She turned her head and screamed. Instead of the Hogwarts banner, their was one of her bras, underwear, diary, and her purple bunny. Above it was a huge sign, that read 'Property of Karen Darkes.' She turned around and noticed that everyone had a packet of papers. They quickly sat down and grabbed own of the packets. It was a copy of her diary.
"Oh shit, of shit." She hit her head on the table and kept shaking her head. "I'm going to kill you peter.! And Snape if it's the last thing I do!" The chair next to her moved, she lifted her head to see Lauren.
"It's not a total tragedy."
"What part of this is not a total tragedy!"
"You can get every single paper back."
"How?"
"Say Accio Packets, and they will come flying into your hands. You three can help. On three, one, two, THREE!" They all yelled the spell and were quickly bombarded by flying packets.
"Thanks Lauren, I owe you one."
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"I just thought of the best plan to get Peter back for what he did to me." Karen announced to the 2nd year girl dorms.
"How did you even know it was him?" Gina asked filing her nails.
"He left his homework at the scene of the crime."
"Oh, what's your plan?'
"You know that potion Lixir was talking about yesterday."
"The polyjuice one?" After Arabella said this they all had huge grins on their faces.
"We start tomorrow. I already got the ingredients."
"Even the hairs?"
"Yup, one of Lixir, one of McGonagall."
"Are you having Sirius or somebody do it with you?"
"No, one of you. They still think Snape snuck into the dorm and stole it. But Snapes to thick headed to figure out the password."
"Well, if you be Lixir I'll go along with your plan."
"Okay, here's what you do."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Snape, would you come here." Karen was in Lixir form, and in the Hall.
"Yes, Professor."
"I saw your lovely poem that you wrote for Darkes."
"You did?" Dots of sweat started to appear on Snapes forehead.
"Yes. I would advise you to." She paused so she wouldn't laugh. "To write more."
"More sir?"
"Yes, good day." Karen/Lixir turned and went down the hall to where she was suppose to meet Lauren/McGonagall.
"How did it go?"
"Excellent. When I told Peter he had detention he fainted. If was so funny but the real McGonagall was coming so I had to beat it."
"how could you tell it was her?"
"The loud clicks of her high heels. How long does this stuff last?"
"It should be wearing off soon." She heard bawling front the last stall. Karen and Lauren froze. Karen his in the one stall(it was a girls bathroom, and she's in guy form) while Lauren went to see who it was.
"Who are you? It's okay Karen you can come out."
"I'm Myrtle. But some people call me Moaning Myrtle."
"How did you die?" The ghost started to bawl again.
"Good Job Karen. She doesn't mean to be rude, it happens when your best friends are guys.
"It's alright. I died from a basilka."
"Oh." Karen looked down at her feet which were becoming smaller.
"We're changing back."
"You two are the first visitors I've had in awhile."
"Oh, well, we will come again when we have time."
"That's what everyone says." Myrtle started to bawl again when they left.
"We aren't going to really visit her are we, Karen?"
'Why not? She seems lonely."
"Only you, Karen, will want to socialize with a ghost." Just then they were both hit in the back of the heads with almonds.
"Hey Peeves. Did you toilet paper the Slytherin common room for me?"
"Karen!" Lauren yelled.
"Why did I do that again?" Peeves asked juggling 5 almonds.
"'Coz I told you that I'd make sure the Gryffindor Head Boy will be in the Great Hall at 8 so you can pour the bucket of pumpkin juice on him."
"Alright, I did the toilet paper. It's very pretty. It's Red and blue.
"Good job. Thanks Peeves. You better get out of here, the bloody Baron it coming.
They went back to the common room laughing.
"What are you two so happy about?"
"Hey Remus. Karen had Peeves toilet paper the Slytherin Common Room."
"How did you manage to get him to go that?"
"Head Boy, pumpkin juice, Great Hall at 8. Get the picture?"
"How are you getting him there?"
"I wrote him a not saying, 'Meet me at 8 in the Great Hall. From your Secret Admirer." She started to laughing again.
"Cool. Karen can I talk to you privately."
"Sure."
"Did you ask Dumbledore about becoming an Animagus?"
"Yeah. I do the first one next Tuesday."
"Are you sure you're going to risk it, all for me?"
"Yes, don't worry. Dumbledore is supervising it. Nothing can go wrong."
