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D.D.: Good news pilots *walking up and down a row of caught and subdued Gundam Pilots* I have had a reviewer saying it would probably not be a good idea to kill you, so you're safe for the moment.

All: Whew.

D.D.: don't get relaxed yet my little pilots, you still have some suffering to do. *Evil grin*

Duo: But you don't want to make us suffer any more!

D.D.: Don't I?

All: NO!!!

Wufei: Us pilots, begging a woman for mercy…INJUSTICE women are weak.

D.D: Just for that Wufei you get to suffer even more. *Evil grin grows wider*

For what felt like the sixtieth time that day three anxious pilots heard a loud scream echoing through the house. However this time it sounded female.

Wufei leapt up from where he had been playing cards with Quatre and Trowa. "Aaaaah what the hell was that?"

"It appeared to be a scream, possibly of distress or anger." Trowa calmly stated, before turning to Quatre, "Wouldn't you agree?"

Quatre was simply staring at Trowa, "You…you spoke!" he screamed, before launching himself at the unsuspecting pilot. Trowa was completely unprepared for this attack and toppled over backwards onto the couch, all his normal grace completely thrown out of the window. [1]

"I think…I'll go and see what that was…" Wufei said, backing out of the room, leaving the other two alone.

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"Heeeeeero!" Relena screamed, storming back into the living room, Wufei's bathrobe around her.

"What is it?" The said Heeeeeero asked, eyes never leaving the TV.

"LOOK AT ME!!!"

"No."

"Look at me Heero." A new pleading note entered Relena's tone of voice as she stood behind the two boys sitting on the sofa watching the cartoons.

Irritated Heero glanced briefly up, then doing a double take, "What the HELL happened to your hair?" He gasped shocked.

Relena's hair was no longer honey-blond, instead, it appeared to be jet black with green tints in it, not the sort of colour you'd want on your hair I'm sure. "I must've used the wrong bottle!" She wailed, before turning to 'Michael' [2] "You told me to use the purple bottle didn't you?" She asked tearfully.

"Yes ma'am, the other bottle has Mr Howard's chemicals in it."

"What's happened?" Wufei burst in, red faced from running and panting slightly. Not recognising Relena, but recognising his bathrobe he immediately drew his retrieved sword and held it at the poor girls throat. "Who are you and why have you got MY bathrobe on?"

Relena burst into hysterical sobs before running out of the room, slamming the door behind her.

Just who did that?" Inquired Heero, it was…a question that did not really need to be answered. "Come on Duo, how did you do it?"

The five year old looked solemnly up at the dark-haired boy, "I just swapped the shampoo with hair dye."

"Why you…you…" Heero was struggling between helpless rage and helpless laughter. Duo looked up at the spluttering boy, violet eyes huge.

"Please don't be mad at me Heero, I just wanted us to watch the cartoons with you."

It was then that Heero discovered the power of little children, and in particular those with large violet eyes. "I'm not mad Duo, now, lets finish watching the cartoons, ok?"

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Three hours later Quatre looked in, to find two boys, one with a chestnut braid the other with short dark hair, curled up together, both fast asleep, cheeks resting against one another's.

Both boys were smiling.

Quatre, smiled to himself before quietly shutting the door, hoping no one would disturb the two sleepers. Then he walked down the corridor to the bathroom, and began to wash his hair…

[1] Sorry, couldn't resist that I know Trowa does speak really, gomen.

[2] In the last chapter Heero lied, saying Duo's name was Michael.

D.D.: Ahahahahah! Another cliff hanger, sorry this chapter is so short peeps, but school is now intervening with my spare time.

Duo: yeah right, like you care about school.

D.D.: Hmm, now you mention it, I DON'T particularly care for it, at least, not the chapel, lets go blow it up BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Heero: I think the time has come to retreat very quietly from the lunatic.

Wufei: You're right, lets go. NOW!!!