The Fifth Marauder Part 11

AN:// Okay I'm finally back after, umm, a long break. I've been sick, and given TOO much English

homework. All Day hockey was the best! If you wanna know what that is either email me or ask in your

review. After checking my reviews for the last time, I saw one review that made me really confused

(Sandrilene don't laugh!!),some one asked if this was suppose to be a 'blatant Mary sue.' I have 2 things

to say(or rather ask) #1. What is a Mary sue? Now here comes the laughter. And #2 if anyone has

anything to comment, why don't you state it in ur reviews? This time if you're still reading tell me how

Karen is a Mary sue(whatever that is) and how I should change it. Thank you for reading my rambling on

and on. ;o)
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"I'm sorry my Lord. I have failed you. She is stronger than I am."

"Don't fail me again, Crucio."

"Please forgive me, Master." Severus said, through the pain of the curse. Lord Voldemort took the curse

off.
"I do not forgive."
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"Yet another year of Hogwarts." Karen and James were walking behind Mr. and Mrs. Potter, at Kings

Cross. It was September 1st.

"Lily is Head Girl."

"Cool, I knew she'd be it. She has like 150% in Charms."

"Same for you but in Transfiguration and Defense, and for some strange reason Divination."

"Sirius has the same, we just make up some tragic stuff and that teacher eats it all up. But they have a new

teacher this year. Professor Trelwney."

"Really? Just hope she isn't a crack pot." Karen pushed her trunk into the corner of the compartment for

the Hogwarts Express. They got off of it to say good bye to Mr. and Mrs. Potter.

"Thank you for letting me stay over."

"Your room will be all ready for you when Christmas comes. You will be staying with us won't you?"

"If my welcome isn't worn out yet. I'll need a place 'til I get my own."

"Our home is welcome to you."

"Lets go find Sirius and Remus." James said as the adults apparated away.

"There's Sirius you occupy him from the front I want to do something."

"Hey James, where's Karen?"

"On the train probably, have you seen Remus?"

"Did I hear my name?" Remus walked over to the other two.

"How've you been Moony?"

"Tired." Remus looked over Sirius' shoulder. Karen was standing there, holding her finger to her lips.

"So have any of you seen Hawkins?"

"Nope." Just then Karen jumped on Sirius' back.

"Miss me?"

"You're still as light as a bird."

"We better get on the train," Remus suggested pointing at the clock, "before it leaves without us." James

took Sirius' cart, while Sirius gave Karen a piggy back ride.

"You guys should act your age not your shoe size." Lucius sneered at them.

"We'll have to remember that."

"What do we have to remember again?"

The rest of the trip went smoothly, Karen even shoved a Pumpkin Pasty in Sirius' face for old

times sake. Lily met up with them half- way through, and no Slytherins bugged them (for once.)

"I brought something from the Muggle world with me. Something I can't live without and is the greatest

invention ever." Karen said as they sat around the fire in the Gryffindor common room.

"And what would that be?" Karen pulled a red can from her robe pocket.

"Whip cream, in a can, and I got alot more in my trunk. I put cooling spells on them.

"We don't have classes tomorrow, let go get Lily."

"And Lauren." Remus interrupted.

"Yes, and Lauren and go to the Marauder common room, and deminish some of Karen's supplies."

"I'll meet you guys down there, and I'll bring the girls."

"Can I invite a girl?" Peter squeaked.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No."

"There's your answer." She ran up the girls staircase.

"Lily, Lauren, wanna go somewhere?"

"Where?"

"Marauder Common Room. Here help me with these." She started to take the whipped cream out of her

trunk.

"Okay, maybe you should leave one in there, so you can duplicate it." Lauren said as she saw Karen take
all of the cans out.

"It doesn't work on Muggle products. Don't worry, I have a years supply." She pulled out two more keys,
and opened her trunk again.

"Mad Eye Moody gave it to me since he had two. His has seven compartments though." She handed each
of the girls two cans, taking three herself.

"One for everyone. Peter gets the low fat one." She grinned holding out a blue can, instead of red.

"How do I get the whip cream out?" Peter asked, not noticing the instructions on the side.

"Like this." She took the bottle and sprayed it in his face. Sirius and James were spraying each other, so
that they now had whipped cream beards and mustaches. Remus was just spraying it in his mouth, until
Sirius gave him a mustache too.

"We should have some strawberries too." James and Sirius looked at each other after Lily said that.

"Be right. "Back" Sirius finished James sentence while they grabbed the invisibility cloak.

"Where are they going?" Peter asked, who was a little slow.

"The kitchens."

"They know where the kitchens are?"

"We've known since first year."

"How come you've never took me?"

"'cause you don't need any more fattening." Karen said, spraying more whip cream in her mouth. While

Lily and Lauren started talking about a new wizardry fashion, Karen walked over to Remus. Peter left,

mumbling something like, "I didn't finish my Potions essay."

"Have you told her yet?" She asked in a whisper making sure the others didn't hear.

"Who and what?"

"Lauren and where you go every month."

"No not yet. Should I tell her?"

"If you want."

"I'll tell her tomorrow in the garden."

"Sounds good, tomorrow's a half moon."

"Wear James cloak, I'll probably need comforting if it doesn't go well."

"I'll go if it goes well, leave you two to yourselves."

"Thank you."
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"Hey Lauren. Can I talk to you?"

"Yeah sure." Remus walked out of the common room, Lauren followed. Karen had already left, and was

waiting in the gardens with James and Sirius. Remus asked them to go so he would go through with it and

not chicken out.

"Let's go out to the garden it's more private out there."

"I didn't bring my cloak."

"Here you can use mine." Remus took off his cloak and put it around her shoulders.

"Thanks." They walked out to the gardens and sat down on the stone bench. He looked up in the tree, and

saw a hawk, it was Karen. Behind the bush were Sirius and James, who put a white daisy on top of the

bench to signal they were there.

"So what did you want to talk about?" Lauren asked, taking no notice to the bird in the tree.

"It's hark for me to say this." Lauren's smiling face dropped.

"You're breaking up with me aren't you?"

"No, no not that. You that I'm usually gone once a month."

"Yeah." She said slowly.

"It's always around a full moon." Lauren jumped up, as if she had sat on a pin cushion.

"You're not a... you can't be... are you a...?"

"Yes I'm a werewolf." After a minute of silence Lauren finally spoke.

"I'm sorry Remus, but I don't think we should date anymore. I'm truly sorry. I won't tell anyone your

secret. It's not you, it's me."

"Don't say that, I know it's me." Remus looked at his hands, not daring himself to look at her. She looked

down at him, and took off the cloak, laying it on the bench next to him. She looked back at him once

more before leaving. Karen flew down and transformed back to human, while James and Sirius took off

the invisibility cloak and walked over to their friend. Karen hugged him, while Sirius and James tried

comforting him.

"Don't worry Moony, there's millions of girls out there that would love to date a werewolf."

"Hmph, only another werewolf."

"She's just shallow, hey if I was a girl I'd go out with you." This made Remus snort.

"What makes you think I'd go out with you?"

"Good job Moony, someone finally pops Padfoot's big ego." James laughed slapping him on the back.
They walked back to the castle, arm in arm, with Remus semi-happy.
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"You know James, I think you're right." Remus said, entering the boys dorm.

"Oh course I am. What am I right about?"

"That there's millions of girls out there that would date a werewolf. I just saw that Ravenclaw girl Kayla
Shirk, the out going one." James was drawing a blank. "The one that impersonates the Americans during

Care of Magical Creatures."

"Oh now I know who you're talking about."

"Well, I just asked her out and she said yes."

"Good for you Moony. Lets go raid Karen's stash of whip cream to celebrate."

"She put wards around them. I think one of the is anyone who touches the cans hair turns green.

"I can live with green hair." James walked out of the boys dorm with Remus.

"I see you tried raiding my trunk." Karen laughed seeing James as she walked into the common room.

Instead of having just green hair, his glasses were now pink, his hair in a mohawk with lightning blue

streaks, and his eyes, normally blue, were now purple with white swirls.

"Take it off."

"But you look great." Lily came through the portrait hole and shrieked.

"James! What the hell did you do?"

"Karen put wards around her trunk." Lily undid the charms.

"SO why did you want to break into it anyway?"

"Remus is going out with Kayla, we wanted to celebrate."

"Oh, cool. You can have one then." She ran up to stairs and came back with the can

"Here you go. I'll be back, I'm going to tell horror stories to first years."

"Don't be so mean Karen." She walked up to a red headed first year.

"Hey kid, did you know Lixir wears a Muggle wig?"

"No. Have you guys pulled it off yet?"

"Nope, what's your name? You can be a future generation of trouble makers."

"Bill Weasley, I think that would be my younger brothers, and they are only three. What's yours?"

"Karen Darkes, at your pranking service. How do you like Hogwarts?"

"It's great, all of my brothers can't wait to come. I'm the oldest, my other brothers are Charlie and Percy,
and the trouble makers are Fred and George."

"Weasley? I think I know your dad, Arthur Weasley right? And you have a uncle Bilius right?"

"Yeah." Karen looked over to Remus and James who were pointing to the portrait hole.

"I have to go. If you need any help with pranks, homework, pranks, a friend, and did I mention pranks,
just come to me." She winked as Bill started laughing.

"Okay, I will."

"Bye."
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