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Chapter 8



Monday, November 15, Mr. G's review session

Today was another horrible day. Michael went with Lana again to school. The whole way in the car Lilly complained about how Michael abandoned his values. "Before you know it," she added, "he'll become a jock and be popular and start to become stupid like Josh!" Lana's going to break Michael's heart. What can I do though? If Lilly knew, she would help, but I can never tell her.

Tina and I have been trying to think all day of horrible things to do to Lana.

Top 5 Way For Getting Back On Lana

Try to change her report card to all F's so her dad will move her to an all- girl's school because he will believe that the guys at school are distracting her.

Try to get her grade point below a 3.0 somehow so she cannot continue with cheerleading.

Steal all her uniforms and all other clothes from her closet but her gym clothes.

Make her jealous by dating Josh (not gonna happen anytime soon though).

Make her jealous by getting Michael back.

Later Monday

I LOVE TINA!!! She is the best friend on earth! She had the best idea!!!

All I have to do is send Michael another letter telling him I'm not Lana!!! He'll still not know who I am, but he'll know that Lana didn't write it. This is how it went:

Dear Michael,

I just thought you should know, that Lana is not the one who wrote that letter. I did. I'm still too shy to tell you who I am, but just know that I'm not Lana. Lana is just using you. I really love you.

Love,

Me



Tuesday, November 16

I couldn't put the letter in his locker before school because Lana and Michael were making out in front of it before school. I almost cried seeing it but my letter assured me that everything would be all right.

During G&T I was unbelievably nervous. I was going to profess my love for Michael again. Well, he wouldn't know who I was, but still. He'd know I wasn't Lana. He'd realize how horrible stupid he was, break up with her, and then seek out his true love.

Hey, I can dream can't I?

Meanwhile I still don't know what to do about Beverly. After school I went to see my dad to tell him but he wasn't there. Beverly, however, was. She started talking about how excited she was to be pregnant and I couldn't' take it anymore.

Me: You're not pregnant!

She looked shocked.

BB: I-I... uh

Me: You aren't.

BB: So what?! I'm going to be the new Queen of Genovia once Phillipe's mother dies.

Me: Then why are you pretending to be pregnant?

BB: So he won't get cold feet. He'll decide that he definitely has to marry me when he finds that out.

Me: He had testicular cancer. You had to know that.

BB: Yeah, I did. So?

Me: He's not fertile!!!

Beverly stood there staring.

BB: He's not?!

Me: No. The chemo did that to him.

BB: I'm still going to become Queen of Genovia. Pregnant or not. He'll still decide to marry me.

I glared at her. Are all men blind? Michael can't see how horrible Lana is and my dad's about to marry this loser. I'm disgusted with men in general.

I ran out of the room enraged. Everything better work out with Michael and I or else I'm going to be furious. My life is just not going well right now.

A/N: Going to try to write another chapter, but I don't know if I can. I'll do my best though! Please continue reviewing!!!