From the Bizarre Minds of Pleasantly Perfect and Beauty Full

Pleasantly&Beauty: Hello and welcome to our show!!!

Pleasantly: This is my frirst time doing this, but I believe it's Beauty's third, am I correct?

Beauty: That you are!!!

Pleasantly: Well anyway…

Beauty: We have an idea!!!

Pleasantly: Not only are Harry and Voldie related, but…

Beauty: Hermione's now in with them!!!

Pleasantly: You see, if you read The Bizarre Minds of Beauty&Skit Tles, you will find that Voldemort is related through James's side of the family…

Beauty: If you wanted to be specific, they were step-brothers, so that would make Voldemort Harry's step-uncle.

Pleasantly: Now, Hermione is related through her father's side of the family…

Beauty: Hermione's father was Tom's cousin.

(a gasp came from the audience)

Pleasantly: And yes, THE Tom Riddle, as in the one that grew up to become Voldemort…

Beauty: AND the one that killed Lily and James Potter.

Pleasantly: Let's go over this again. Beauty, would you do the honors?

Beauty: Certainly. So, Voldie is Hermione's 2nd cousin. Harry is Voldemort's step-nephew, and Hermione is Harry's 2nd nephew.

Pleasantly: All this is making my head hurt.

Beauty: Mine too, so let's show Harry and Hermione in 7th year fighting Voldie!!!

Pleasantly: Now, I think we need a round of applause!!!

(silence)

Beauty: Ahem… okay, on with the show!!!

"Harry…Hermione…you guys won't kill me. Will you?" asked Voldemort sneakily as he was being approached by the two Hogwarts students.

"Why shouldn't we?" asked Harry barely being able to keep the fury out of his voice.

"Well, I think that I've already explained it to you, I'm your step-uncle, remember?" replied Voldemort even more sneakily than before.

"Well, why shouldn't I kill you?" asked Hermione, keeping cool, most unlike Harry.

"Because…well…I'm related to you too."

"NOOOOOOO!!!" cried Harry and Hermione in agony.

"Hermione, I'm your 2nd cousin, 4 times removed," Voldemort told them.

"Wait, which would mean that…" said Hermione figuring it out. They smiled together.

"Shall we kill him together than, step-aunt?" asked Harry with an evil grin on his face.

"Yes, we shall step-nephew," said Hermione with an identical grin.

"Avada Kedavra!!!" the cried together.

Pleasantly: And once again, Voldie fell to the ground…

Beauty: Dead as a doornail…

Pleasantly: Just like the dude in the Christmas Carol!!!

Beauty: Yes… Well, we hope you enjoyed the show!!!

Pleasantly: Good-bye now!!!