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~Chapter 4~

Eddie greeted them as they took off. "Hi there!" he said. "My it's a lovely day, and..."

"Shut up or I'll delete you!" threatened Zaphod.

"I just wanted to know where I should take you," replied Eddie patiently.

"We would like to go to The Stinky Shoes of the Universe, but since we can't get in there, and I've had too many Gargle Blasters and my heads hurt, just take me to the Galactic President's Executive Washroom," said the once again annoyed Zaphod.

"Great choice!" beamed Eddie enthusiastically. "I'll take you there in a jiffy!"

"Wait a minute," Ford said. "Zaphod, if you can get into the Galactic President's Executive Washroom, then you have had the key to the unprobability field ALL THIS TIME!"

Zaphod turned red and returned the remark with a quick, "I knew that," then turned to Eddie and commanded, "Take us to those Stinky Shoes!"

When they got there, Zaphod was so excited he opened the door of the Heart of Gold and took a deep breath. But as soon as he did, the stench of the shoes and the rest of the creature smells of the planet knocked him, Ford, Arthur and the starship off the planet and into a black-hole. 29 seconds later, the Improbability Drive kicked in and they ended up on a nearby space shuttle once again.

"Oh boy, I am NOT gonna like this!" said Arthur miserably.

The end!