A Poetic Interlude
"I Do Not Hate Sirius"
A Meditation on the Nature of Animal Attraction
(A/N: Please forgive me, but I couldn't resist.)
I do not hate Sirius,
Though that's what I say.
He's really quite funny,
and sometimes he's gay.
But if you want facts,
On this jolly young guy,
My honest opinion
Is Sirius is bi.
Sure he like pretty boys
But he also jumps girls,
And when he's a dog,
I bet he even jumps squirrels.
Gay, bi, or straight,
These terms hardly matter.
For a pervert like Sirius,
All barriers shatter.
You see it is not safe,
To merely assume,
That Sirius avoids Lupin,
When it's the full moon.
Sick yes I know,
This small poem of mine,
But out of all animals
Why did Black choose canine?
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And if you don't know what I mean, I don't suggest you ask.
Love and Fishnets,
Patricia
