Disclaimers: We own nothing.So don't sue.We do own Moo-Moo though....
A/N: Ok, this story is from me and Nadeshiko!!Enjoy^.^'
Tasuki's hotline~~~
Tasuki:*very serious voice* Hello and welcome to another hour of Tasuki's hotline..Tonight, lovelives. Talk about problems, love triangles and wakky stuff!!hehe!
(phone rings)
Tasuki: Our first caller. *picks up phone*
Hello Caller, what is your problem?
Caller#1: Ummm..hello? Am I on?
Tasuki: *Looses his temper already* COURSE YA ARE!...Sorry...so, what's your problem?
Caller#1: I'm in love with a girl...
Tasuki: Gee, what's the problem with that?
Caller#1: Well, I'm a gay and a crossdresser...
Tasuki: WHAT?NURICKO! DIDN'T I TELL YA TA STOP CALLING?!
Nuricko: oopsie! Bai Bai!! *click*
Tasuki: Gee he never quits...next caller.
Caller#2: I LOVE YOU, NO DA!!
Tasuki: WAAAA CHICHIRI!? *talks very fast and low* I'll see ya when i get home.... *click* hehehehehehe*laughs nervously* NEXT!
Caller #3: i think i have a problem.....
Tasuki: Huh....?
Caller #3:Ummm...I like pussies...
Tasuki: Errr, geee, and?!
Caller#3: Ummm..I meant Cats... Pussy cats?
Tasuki: Mitsukake! Ya perverted dirty old soon of a pussy lover!!!
Mitsukake:BUT I CAN'T RESIST!! He's so fuzzy and stuff!!!
Tasuki: It's a he?!!?!?OH MY FUCKING GOD! *throws up* This conversation is over!!! *click*NEXT!
Caller#4: yes, I'd like to order a pizza and some fries please.
Tasuki: Huh? this is a hot line , not a dumbass pizza-hut!
C34: Tasuki?
Tasuki: Miaka?!
Miaka: Tasuki?
Tasuki: Miaka?
Miaka: Tasuki?
Tasuki: OH SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Miaka: Ya have a hot line?KEWL!!!I have lots of problems!!
Tasuki: Sadly we dun have a year...eh...*hangs up on Miaka*NEXT!
Caller#5:*real little voice*.....heeelp meeee....
Tasuki: huh? hello??
Caller#5: heeeelp meeeee....
Tasuki: Huh, *blinks* ghost boy?
Tamahome: Save meh from Miaka!!!
Tasuki: Huh? What did ya do?
Tamahome: She...she caught me cheating on her....
Tasuki: Really? Whom with?
Tamahome: Ummmm..na...Nakago...
Tasuki: *falls dwon anime style*WHAT? GOODBYE TAMAHOME!!
Tamahome: No but wai--*click*
Tasuki: Urgh, pathetic..Why did i come up with this idea?
~~Nadeshiko and Tasukisfan pop up~~
Nadeshiko and Tasukisfan:Actually , you didn't come up with this idea, we did .
Tasuki: errr...O.o'...NEXT!
Caller #6: yes hello...I'm really troubled..Women love me, men love me, animals love me*sighs*
*We hear a cow in the background*Mooooooooooooooo....
Caller#6: I love you too Moo-Moo...
Tasuki: Moo-moo?Who is this?
Caller#6: I can't tell you , being the emperor of konan's empir----WA!! I didn't say anything!!
Tasuki: What? Hotohori??Damn! Well guess what? I DUN LOVE YA!!!! HAHAHAH!*thinks about a certain monk*...haaa..blue hair...nice ass...O.o' *click* last one!!please...
Caller#7: *whiny voice* I'mmm sooo lost! I don't have a girlfriend and i don't know why!!
Tasuki: ..ummm..how old are ya?
Caller#7: I'm 13
Tasuki: Is that you chiriko? Well why dun ya have a girlfriend?
Chiricko: Well I love Mitsukake---
Tasuki: MITSUKAKE!?
Chiricko: ....'s cat....
Tasuki: O.o' *faints*
Chiricko: hello? tas? are you still there?!
~the end~ or is it?
next time on Tasuki's hotline, the seiryu seven! Tune in next week!
AS/N: Ok...It's 1:03 am....1st of january...happy new year btw...REAL TIRED...Made our 1st fangic together. What do yas think? more? or should i just go to bed? Sorry about dissing all of the suzaku senshi...and the cat...and moo-moo...NOT sorry about Miaka though =)eh!
