Disclaimers: We don't own anything blablabla...oh wait we own moo-moo...
AS/N: Ok so Tasuki's hot line is up to another story thanks to you dear Readers!!!Nadeshiko and I would like to thank each and everyone of yous guys!!so...thanks!
~~Tasuki's hotline
Tasuki: Hello and welcome to another night of Tasuki's hotline.Tonight, sadly it's the same thing, love lives and all, hopefully i won't throw up O.o'....Our first caller...hello?
Caller#1:...Hi...I'm traped in the body of a 5 years old!!What do i do!??!
Tasuki: Oh hi miboshi....Well, I can't really help ya out...but ya know, some gurl really dig little pricks like ya.
Miboshi: Really?you think so?oh cool!!thanks!!...wait..pricks?
Tasuki: *hangs up on Miboshi*next caller hello?
Caller#2: Help...nakago is cheating on me!!
Tasuki: well hello there Soi, and whom with?
Soi: i have no idea but all i hear is like that stupid gurl mooing?
Tasuki: Mooing?....gee..okay...well, is ya think he's cheating on ya, why don;t ya do the same and go with someone else?
Soi: Well....actually...I have another boyfriend already hehehe...
Tasuki:..........*click*next caller, hello?
Caller#3: YUI-SAMA WON;T DO A THING WITH ME!!
Tasuki: Oh hiya Suboshi....Listen i think ya should let her chill a little dun ya think?
Suboshi: No way!!I live for her!!Ill do anything for her!But she keeps on rejecting me..
Tasuki: Ya know what? I think I'd do the same if i was her so find yerself another gurl...or guy alright?
Suboshi: guy???*click*
Tasuki: Damnit weird poeple....Next caller!
Caller#4: Dammit i want tokill her!!!
Tasuki: HUH?WHO?
Caller#4: Miss Yuu Watase!!
Tasuki: what why????
Caller#4: she makes me wear make up and I'm supposed to be gay????what the hell?
Tasuki: oh hiya Tomo....Say, It's only for the good of the series ya know...
Tomo: So what?I deserve to be a real man!!!I walk on the street and poeple go hey look it's the gay dude!! what am i supposed to do???
Tasuki:....how the hell should i know!?*click*next!
Caller#5: Help me..I'm in love with my brother what do i do?
Tasuki: errr...am i wrong or it's amiboshi talking?
Amiboshi: tis me..and I can't help it but i have fantasies about my brother!!!what do i do?!
Tasuki: DUDE YOUR A SICK MAN!!SICKSICKSICKSICK I SAY!!*click*urgh...next call please...
Caller#6: *real little voice* heeelp meeee....
Tasuki: huh?hello???
Caller#6: heeeeelp meeeeeeee......
Tasuki: Oh shit...Nakago?what's yer problem?
Nakago: Tamahome caught me cheating on him....
Tasuki: ...sick...whom with huh?
Nakago:.....Moo-moo....
Tasuki: *throws up* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU POEPLE!!ANIMAL!!SICK!*click* next please....
Caller#7:RRRAAAAWWWWWWWWW
Tasuki: ya know Ashitare...when ya cant speak ya dun call anyone.....
Ashitare: RRRWWAOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR
Tasuki: urgh..pathetic....*click*next...and last one please....
Yui: I just like, heard yer show, and i like, hey, hate Suboshi and all, ya know?like whatever?
Tasuki: Yui, ya little blondie, stop talking like a high school bitch.
Yui: Like, what are you talking about??Like, what-eveeeerrr!!!psht..
Tasuki: ok..thats it..im goin to bed...see yas all...
~the end~
yui: hello?Like, im still here!!heeeloooo???Like, is there anyone in there??Heeeloooo???
