Disclaimers: We don't own anything blablabla...oh wait we own moo-moo...

AS/N: Ok so Tasuki's hot line is up to another story thanks to you dear Readers!!!Nadeshiko and I would like to thank each and everyone of yous guys!!so...thanks!

~~Tasuki's hotline

Tasuki: Hello and welcome to another night of Tasuki's hotline.Tonight, sadly it's the same thing, love lives and all, hopefully i won't throw up O.o'....Our first caller...hello?

Caller#1:...Hi...I'm traped in the body of a 5 years old!!What do i do!??!

Tasuki: Oh hi miboshi....Well, I can't really help ya out...but ya know, some gurl really dig little pricks like ya.

Miboshi: Really?you think so?oh cool!!thanks!!...wait..pricks?

Tasuki: *hangs up on Miboshi*next caller hello?

Caller#2: Help...nakago is cheating on me!!

Tasuki: well hello there Soi, and whom with?

Soi: i have no idea but all i hear is like that stupid gurl mooing?

Tasuki: Mooing?....gee..okay...well, is ya think he's cheating on ya, why don;t ya do the same and go with someone else?

Soi: Well....actually...I have another boyfriend already hehehe...

Tasuki:..........*click*next caller, hello?

Caller#3: YUI-SAMA WON;T DO A THING WITH ME!!

Tasuki: Oh hiya Suboshi....Listen i think ya should let her chill a little dun ya think?

Suboshi: No way!!I live for her!!Ill do anything for her!But she keeps on rejecting me..

Tasuki: Ya know what? I think I'd do the same if i was her so find yerself another gurl...or guy alright?

Suboshi: guy???*click*

Tasuki: Damnit weird poeple....Next caller!

Caller#4: Dammit i want tokill her!!!

Tasuki: HUH?WHO?

Caller#4: Miss Yuu Watase!!

Tasuki: what why????

Caller#4: she makes me wear make up and I'm supposed to be gay????what the hell?

Tasuki: oh hiya Tomo....Say, It's only for the good of the series ya know...

Tomo: So what?I deserve to be a real man!!!I walk on the street and poeple go hey look it's the gay dude!! what am i supposed to do???

Tasuki:....how the hell should i know!?*click*next!

Caller#5: Help me..I'm in love with my brother what do i do?

Tasuki: errr...am i wrong or it's amiboshi talking?

Amiboshi: tis me..and I can't help it but i have fantasies about my brother!!!what do i do?!

Tasuki: DUDE YOUR A SICK MAN!!SICKSICKSICKSICK I SAY!!*click*urgh...next call please...

Caller#6: *real little voice* heeelp meeee....

Tasuki: huh?hello???

Caller#6: heeeeelp meeeeeeee......

Tasuki: Oh shit...Nakago?what's yer problem?

Nakago: Tamahome caught me cheating on him....

Tasuki: ...sick...whom with huh?

Nakago:.....Moo-moo....

Tasuki: *throws up* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU POEPLE!!ANIMAL!!SICK!*click* next please....

Caller#7:RRRAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Tasuki: ya know Ashitare...when ya cant speak ya dun call anyone.....

Ashitare: RRRWWAOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

Tasuki: urgh..pathetic....*click*next...and last one please....

Yui: I just like, heard yer show, and i like, hey, hate Suboshi and all, ya know?like whatever?

Tasuki: Yui, ya little blondie, stop talking like a high school bitch.

Yui: Like, what are you talking about??Like, what-eveeeerrr!!!psht..

Tasuki: ok..thats it..im goin to bed...see yas all...

~the end~

yui: hello?Like, im still here!!heeeloooo???Like, is there anyone in there??Heeeloooo???