Disclaimer: I don't own LotR or anyone contain therein, etc. etc.


Author's note: this took like five minutes to write but I thought it was kind of amusing so here it is :)





Oh, How do I love thee Leggy? Let me Spell it for you:




L is for his Lovely locks

E is for Everytime he talks

G is for GOD why is he so fine?

and

O is for if Only he were mine! ::wink wink::

L is also for my Lingering eyes

A if for All the Orcs he kills (though it seems he barely tries!)

S is for the String on his beautiful bow


G is for Guys who say he's too girly, even though that isn't so!

R is for the Ravishing way he looks on screen

E is for Everything we haven't yet seen...

but

E is also for those Elvish ears

and

N is for how he Never fears

L is for the Languid way he lets those arrows fly

E is for Extremely cool...he's just that kind of guy!

A is for always watching him (cause that's what I did at the movie...the whole time!)

and finally

F is for all you other Fangirls, stay away from him, HE'S MINE!!!