Disclaimer: I don't own LotR or anyone contain therein, etc. etc.
Author's note: this took like five minutes to write but I thought it was kind of amusing so here it is :)
Oh, How do I love thee Leggy? Let me Spell it for you:
L is for his Lovely locks
E is for Everytime he talks
G is for GOD why is he so fine?
and
O is for if Only he were mine! ::wink wink::
L is also for my Lingering eyes
A if for All the Orcs he kills (though it seems he barely tries!)
S is for the String on his beautiful bow
G is for Guys who say he's too girly, even though that isn't so!
R is for the Ravishing way he looks on screen
E is for Everything we haven't yet seen...
but
E is also for those Elvish ears
and
N is for how he Never fears
L is for the Languid way he lets those arrows fly
E is for Extremely cool...he's just that kind of guy!
A is for always watching him (cause that's what I did at the movie...the whole time!)
and finally
F is for all you other Fangirls, stay away from him, HE'S MINE!!!
Author's note: this took like five minutes to write but I thought it was kind of amusing so here it is :)
Oh, How do I love thee Leggy? Let me Spell it for you:
L is for his Lovely locks
E is for Everytime he talks
G is for GOD why is he so fine?
and
O is for if Only he were mine! ::wink wink::
L is also for my Lingering eyes
A if for All the Orcs he kills (though it seems he barely tries!)
S is for the String on his beautiful bow
G is for Guys who say he's too girly, even though that isn't so!
R is for the Ravishing way he looks on screen
E is for Everything we haven't yet seen...
but
E is also for those Elvish ears
and
N is for how he Never fears
L is for the Languid way he lets those arrows fly
E is for Extremely cool...he's just that kind of guy!
A is for always watching him (cause that's what I did at the movie...the whole time!)
and finally
F is for all you other Fangirls, stay away from him, HE'S MINE!!!
