Xellos's Christmas Songs

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

(This is a parody of Dradle Dradle Dradle) Coffee, Coffee, Coffee

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,

I drink it all the day

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee,

It makes me hyper yay!

-----------------------------------------Sung By: Zelgadis

Oh Come All Ye Evil (oh come all ye faithful)

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Oh come all ye evil, hateful, and untriumphant

Oh come ye Oh come ye to Seyrunn

So I can smash your

Sorry butts with the hammer of Justice

Oh come let me smash you

Oh come let me smash you

Oh come let me pummel you into dust!

-----------------------------------------Sung By: Amelia

Winds Thru Flagoon's Leaves

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Winds thru Flagoon's leaves roughly did blow

'Round little Sairagg

Long, Long ago

Koppi Rezo on the hillside about to give the final blow!

Slayers were watching him long, long ago

------------------------------------------Sung By: Sylphiel (It wasn't funny but I'm running out of ideas!)

Jingle Staff (the other version of Jingle bells)

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Hovering over the snow

in a five layered robe

over the hills I go

Insanely laughing all the way!

Jingle Staff

Jingle Staff

Jingle all the way!

Oh what fun it is to play

with my staff all day!

Hey!

-------------------------------------------Sung By: Rezo

Over the River and Thru the Wood

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Over the rivier and thru the wood

to great granfather's(Rowdy) house we go

Lina knows the way

So I don't havta remember

Its gets really cold back here in this hay (imagine Lina and Gourry in one of those hay cart thingies like they always got in in The first season of Slayers)

Over the river and thru the wood

Oh how Lina's fists hurt

they break my bones

and bloody my nose

as I try to grab Lina cloak to use it as a blanket (imagine him trying to grab her cloak and grabbing something else instead....................)

---------------------------------------------Sung By: Gourry

____________________________________________________________________________ ______

Nano: well that was longer then I thought it would be

Xellos: yeppers

Nano: ......................yeah well anyway R&R plz

____________________________________________________________________________ ______