bAWRY... or WARY?/b by Jenna (teethflower)

this will be juuust a bit confusing. Disclaimer: JK rowling owns names & transfiguration. I own plot.
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It was time for Transfiguration, and Harry and his friends were preparing for the Switcharound Spell. It involved switching traits from one person to another, and vice versa. So far, Ron had made Hermione develop a scar on her forehead, and Harry had loads of bushy brown hair. Suddenly a hassle broke out on the other side of the room— Neville, who'd been paired with Draco, seemed to have lost control of his wand. Suddenly Draco tripped on the desk and the evil smirk he'd worn melted into a wide-eyed stare as his wand hit Neville's. There was an earsplitting crack, and smoke came billowing from that corner of the room.
Once the smoke cleared, the room was in tatters and confused mumbling could be heard throughout.

Professor McGonagall: *squeaks and runs under desk*

Draco: HARRY! HEY! I wonder what happened, d'you think it had anything to do with the Slytherins?!

Harry: Now now, Draco, no speaking in class. Get back to your seat.

Draco: But, but I'm not Draco, I'm Seamus! *looks in amazement at mirror that is conveniently right next to him* WHAT!? WHY I AM IN MALFOY'S BODY!!??

Harry: *confused look* Uh oh... The Switcharound Spells got switched around! We've all switched minds! *purses lips and looks like Professor McGonagall*

Hermione: BWAHAHAH! Now I will CONQUER HOGWARTS and no one will EVER know it was me! Those filthy mudbloods won't know what's hit them!

Harry: STOP THAT! Get to your seat, Miss Gr— I mean, Draco!

Hermione: What?! How'd you k now it was me?!

Ron: *stares at Harry, blushes crimson and looks at floor*

Neville: Hee hee, Ron's so cute when he blushes!

Ron: *glares at Neville* I'm not Ron, you idiot! I'm GINNY! (she um, happened to be delivering a note to McGonagall when the spell hit)

Draco: Then who's THAT? *points at Ginny*

Ginny: *looks stupid* Uh, uh, it's Vincent. Crabbe.

Hermione: *runs over to him* Get over here, Crabbe!

Crabbe: NOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOo Malfoy! You evil thing! I'll put the Bogeyman's Curse on you when we get back, or I'll slap you, or I'll...

Lavender: *gets up and walks over to Hermione and Ginny*

Neville: Don't tell me... GOYLE got my body!? He doesn't deserve it! *slouches grumpily, then eyes Ron lustily*

(Snape bursts in the room and does a double take at the wreckage and at Draco, who has sidled up to Harry and is talking animatedly to him)

Snape: WHAT is HAPPENING here?! Professor! *peeks under large desk* What are you doing there?

McGonagall: *sees Snape, her eyes go wide and she shrinks back* I.. um... sorry, Professor..

Snape: WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON?!!

Harry: Shh, Severus, I'm trying to get class in session! Now, what do you want?

Snape: *turns red with anger* WHAT HAPPENED!?

Harry: Oh, the Switcharound Spell went a bit haywire, and the entire classe's minds got switched around.

Snape: *stares in disbelief* And you're OKAY with this?

Hermione: Yes, now I can defeat the Muggles and Mudbloods, and they won't lay a finger on my precious, Mudblood self! Bwahahah!

Crabbe: *eyes Hermione angrily*

*Snape stares in disbelief again*

Draco: *whispering to Goyle, who is laughing*

Crabbe: *runs over to Draco and Goyle*

Goyle: *reaches up to push his bangs back, and doesn't find any*

(bell rings loudly)

Harry: (sputters) But, but the class isn't fixed! Ahhh!

Professor McGonagall: *faints from fear*

Harry: *yelling to be heard over others* STAY LIKE THIS TILL TOMORROW! I'll fix everything TOMORROW!

Snape: *shakes head* this is going to be a disaster...



TOLD YOU ITS CONFUSING! LMAO!