Take: 1
Lina: *Is in a green park and comes running across a bridge and to the green meadow below. As she takes a step closer she trips over her long renaissance dress and screams* WAGH!!!
*Snickers from off left are heard*
Lina: SHUDDUP! So I've never worn a dress!!! *Sticks her tongue out at them*
Jaime: LINA!!! SAY THE LINES!!!
Lina: *Sighs and stands up trying to fix her appearance* Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the - uh... Mazoku city?
Amelia: GOBLIN!
Lina: But Xellos isn't a goblin!
Jaime: I DON'T care!
Lina: *mumbles* Fine... GOBLIN City, to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no -
Jaime: Your not supposed to know that line!!!
Lina: Listen I'm the star of the show!!!
Jaime: I don't care!!! Just get it down correctly damn it!!!
Lina: Sheesh - My kingdom as great...damn, I can never remember that line... *pulls out a small book and opens it* Fear me love me do as I say and I will be your slave?!?!? O_o
Jaime: ACK!!!! *Runs to her and grabs the book out of her hands and gives her the real book* Ok, continue!
Lina: WHAT DOES IT MEAN 'LOVE' ?!?!?!?
Xellos: *Appears behind her and wraps his arms around her waist and brings her close to him* Why - It means - *Is cut off as Lina punches him into the stratosphere*
Jaime: _ Damn it.... Of all the plays they had to fuck up...
Zel: Such language....
Jaime: whymewhymewhymewhymewhyme.....
Take: 7,986
Lina: *Lina runs across the bridge yet again and has lifted her dress to her knees, as she slows her pace she takes small steps forward as she speaks.* Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way her to the castle beyond the GOBLIN, *glares to her left* city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great - *pulls out a small book and pretends to read it* You have no power over me.
Jaime: HEY!!! YOU FORGOT 'GIVE ME THE CHILD'!!!
Lina: SHUDDUP DAMMIT!!!
Jaime: Sigh...
Take: 7,998
Lina: *Lina runs across the bridge yet again and has lifted her dress to her knees, as she slows her pace she takes small steps forward as she speaks. Obviously frustrated. * GIVE ME THE CHILD... Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way her to the castle beyond the GOBLIN *glares evilly to her left yet again* city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great - *Pulls out a small book and pretends to read it. * You have no power over me.
*Clock sounds off in the distance seven times*
Lina: Oh no I don't believe it! It's seven o' clock! Come on Merlin! *A pissy Dilgear grumbles and runs with her back the way she came*
*They reach the house-soaking wet*
Lina: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Martina: I know it isn't! Taste the wrath of the Monstrous Zomelgustar!!!
Lina: *sweat drops and begins to march inside*
Martina: EWW!!! Not the dog!!!
Dilgear: HEY!
Lina: Ok.... Go dog!
Dilgear: *Growls and gives them a glare and trudges off in a huff as Lina marches inside.*
Martina: Sarah you're an hour late!
Lina: SO?
Jaime: LINA!
Lina: Sorry!
Martina: And I ask you to baby-sit only if it won't interfere with your plans - hell even if it does! There's no way that a flat chested bad tempered girl like you could EVER get a date!
Lina: FIRE -
All except Lina: NO!!!!
Lina: There better be a good excuse -!
Jaime: This set was expensive!!!
Lina: *Prepares fireball anyway*
Jaime: And if you destroy it, it comes out of your food and paycheck!
Lina: *stops and grumbles and starts trudging up the stairs. Enter Zangulas*
Zangulas: *carrying a baby in red and white striped Pajamas, baby has suspiciously familiar purple-black hair* Oh, Li- Sarah, your an hour late -
Lina: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *Runs up stairs in hissy fit*
Martina: She is such a spoiled –
Jaime: MARTINA DO NOT PISS ME OFF!!!
Martina: *blinks and continues her lines correctly* She treats me like a wicked stepmother no matter what I say -
Zangulas: Maybe you deserved it...
Martina: Maybe you should get your sorry ass up there and talk to her!
Zangulas: .... *Goes up to third floor and to Sarah's door*
