Part One Part One

Take: 1

Lina: *Is in a green park and comes running across a bridge and to the green meadow below. As she takes a step closer she trips over her long renaissance dress and screams* WAGH!!!

*Snickers from off left are heard*

Lina: SHUDDUP! So I've never worn a dress!!! *Sticks her tongue out at them*

Jaime: LINA!!! SAY THE LINES!!!

Lina: *Sighs and stands up trying to fix her appearance* Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the - uh... Mazoku city?

Amelia: GOBLIN!

Lina: But Xellos isn't a goblin!

Jaime: I DON'T care!

Lina: *mumbles* Fine... GOBLIN City, to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. You have no -

Jaime: Your not supposed to know that line!!!

Lina: Listen I'm the star of the show!!!

Jaime: I don't care!!! Just get it down correctly damn it!!!

Lina: Sheesh - My kingdom as great...damn, I can never remember that line... *pulls out a small book and opens it* Fear me love me do as I say and I will be your slave?!?!? O_o

Jaime: ACK!!!! *Runs to her and grabs the book out of her hands and gives her the real book* Ok, continue!

Lina: WHAT DOES IT MEAN 'LOVE' ?!?!?!?

Xellos: *Appears behind her and wraps his arms around her waist and brings her close to him* Why - It means - *Is cut off as Lina punches him into the stratosphere*

Jaime: _ Damn it.... Of all the plays they had to fuck up...

Zel: Such language....

Jaime: whymewhymewhymewhymewhyme.....

Take: 7,986

Lina: *Lina runs across the bridge yet again and has lifted her dress to her knees, as she slows her pace she takes small steps forward as she speaks.* Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way her to the castle beyond the GOBLIN, *glares to her left* city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great - *pulls out a small book and pretends to read it* You have no power over me.

Jaime: HEY!!! YOU FORGOT 'GIVE ME THE CHILD'!!!

Lina: SHUDDUP DAMMIT!!!

Jaime: Sigh...

Take: 7,998

Lina: *Lina runs across the bridge yet again and has lifted her dress to her knees, as she slows her pace she takes small steps forward as she speaks. Obviously frustrated. * GIVE ME THE CHILD... Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way her to the castle beyond the GOBLIN *glares evilly to her left yet again* city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great - *Pulls out a small book and pretends to read it. * You have no power over me.

*Clock sounds off in the distance seven times*

Lina: Oh no I don't believe it! It's seven o' clock! Come on Merlin! *A pissy Dilgear grumbles and runs with her back the way she came*

*They reach the house-soaking wet*

Lina: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Martina: I know it isn't! Taste the wrath of the Monstrous Zomelgustar!!!

Lina: *sweat drops and begins to march inside*

Martina: EWW!!! Not the dog!!!

Dilgear: HEY!

Lina: Ok.... Go dog!

Dilgear: *Growls and gives them a glare and trudges off in a huff as Lina marches inside.*

Martina: Sarah you're an hour late!

Lina: SO?

Jaime: LINA!

Lina: Sorry!

Martina: And I ask you to baby-sit only if it won't interfere with your plans - hell even if it does! There's no way that a flat chested bad tempered girl like you could EVER get a date!

Lina: FIRE -

All except Lina: NO!!!!

Lina: There better be a good excuse -!

Jaime: This set was expensive!!!

Lina: *Prepares fireball anyway*

Jaime: And if you destroy it, it comes out of your food and paycheck!

Lina: *stops and grumbles and starts trudging up the stairs. Enter Zangulas*

Zangulas: *carrying a baby in red and white striped Pajamas, baby has suspiciously familiar purple-black hair* Oh, Li- Sarah, your an hour late -

Lina: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *Runs up stairs in hissy fit*

Martina: She is such a spoiled –

Jaime: MARTINA DO NOT PISS ME OFF!!!

Martina: *blinks and continues her lines correctly* She treats me like a wicked stepmother no matter what I say -

Zangulas: Maybe you deserved it...

Martina: Maybe you should get your sorry ass up there and talk to her!

Zangulas: .... *Goes up to third floor and to Sarah's door*