Part Four

Part Four


Take: One

*Lina begins walking down the hill as the sun starts to rise. As she walks down she sees a man standing by the water fountain mumbling darkly. He is wearing a white sorcerer outfit. *

Lina: Uh - Excuse me?

Zelgadis: *Whirls around. * Oh Excuse me...

Lina: No, Excuse me, I have to get to the castle beyond the goblin city can you help me -? *Her words die off as Zelgadis grabs a canister and walks to the wall with dead shrubs and squirts the potent liquid onto a fairy. The fairy makes a pitiful squeak and dies off. *

Zelgadis: Fifty-seven!

Lina: Why'd you do that?!

Zelgadis: I'm under orders from the evil one.

Lina: ..... *Sweat drops. *

Zelgadis: Fifty-eight! .... Fifty-nine!

Lina: Do you know the way into the Labyrinth?

Zelgadis: Maybe....

Lina: *Annoyed,* Well where is it?

Zelgadis: *Ignores her. * Why you little.... Sixty! *He smirks as another fairy dies. *

Lina: I said, 'Where is it'?

Zelgadis: Where is what?

Lina: The door! *Glares at him obviously frustrated. *

Zelgadis: What door? *Smirks evilly at her frustration. *

Lina: It's hopeless asking you anything!

Zelgadis: Not if you ask the right question...

Lina: *Looking irate,* Where the hell is the entrance before I blow your hide into subspace?!

Zelgadis: *Raises an eyebrow. * It's over there. *Points behind her to large wooden doors that wasn't there a few seconds ago. *

Lina: I HATE DUNGEONS!!!!

Zelgadis: Well you never should have wished the brat away and called on the fruitcake.

Lina: A mistake I can remedy.... *Prepares a dragon slave.*

Jaime: Lina!!! NO MAGIC!!!

Lina: *Indignantly. * WHAT?!?

Jaime: You heard me!

Lina: Dammit. If your so in love with this play, why don't you be Sarah ?!

Jaime: Because! One, Xellos is the Goblin King. Two, I would be Sarah but that would torture Xellos-

Zelgadis: And the problem with that is?

Jaime: *Ignores his interruption,* -and three, I'd much rather have you be Sarah, and he Jareth! *Evilly chuckles.*

Lina: Shimata... (Translation- Damn it.) *Begins walking to the door. *

Zelgadis: You really going in there are you?

Lina: Yes I'm afraid I have to. *Walks to the doors and pushes them open and walks in to find only two directions that she can go: Left or right. The corridors stretch for what seem like forever and Lina looks dismayed as she sees this. * Flying hell...

Zelgadis: Would you go left or right?

Lina: I don't know... where would you go?

Zelgadis: Straight up and over.

Lina: Nani?

Zelgadis: *Sighs. * A Levitation Spell... And here you are calling yourself a sorcery genius.

Lina: *Grins* Now there's something to cut down the time... hehehe...

Zelgadis: You owe me.

Lina: LEVITATION! *Begins flying over it. She fly's for about 20 yards when she runs into an invisible wall headfirst. * OUCH!!!

Xellos: *Voice is heard but his body is not seen. * Ah ah ah.... For shame 'Sarah'... You really shouldn't cheat. For that you shall pay a price.

Lina: Anything but Telletubbies, Banana's in Pajamas, Blues Clues, Lamb chop, Slugs, or Barney.

Xellos: ... *Complaining, * Sure get rid of all the torture devices.... *Cheers up,* But you didn't say anything about not using your body to carry out strange and ungodly, yet wholly satisfying, fantasies!!!

Lina: *Face faults, * I'm not paying any price! So kiss my a$$! *Sticks out her tongue and flies down landing in front of two separate doors, in front of them are two guards. One is Naga the other is and Vrumagan. *

Lina: NAGA !? VRUMAGAN ?! Your not mentioned on the cast list!!!

Naga: Not mentioned?! She DIDN'T?! Why I oughta - Well I suppose she forgot...

Vrumagan: Maybe she didn't want to scare any of the readers away.... *Shudders and points a thumb at Naga. * This woman's laugh could wake the dead...four dimensions over, in an entirely different galaxy...

Naga: I'll have you know I have a wonderful laugh! And I shall complain to Jaime! How dare she not mention me! Naga! Naga the Serpent! The white serpent! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!! *Laughs the evil laugh of doom as Vrumagan cringes and tries to block his ears. Lina crumples to the ground, her hands pressing against her ears in a futile attempt to stop the sound. * AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Lina: Someone - S…stop her!!! Zelgadis!!!! HELP!!!!

*Off in another part of the Labyrinth*

Zelgadis: That's not my characters name - *Sighs* oh boy.... *Slowly begins walking his way to the entrance. *

Jaime: *Rushes in. * ZEL! Emergency!!! Naga's laughing and she won't shut up! I'd go in there but I am not sure if I am immune to her laughing and I don't wanna risk it! I'd rather risk your sanity. *Smile* And Xellos isn't THAT stupid to come in and stop her! Amelia doesn't wanna go in either!

Zelgadis: *Horrified, * No! Not her!

Jaime: You've got to!!!

Zelgadis: If the fruitcake won't do it, what makes you think someone who HASN'T lost all their common sense and sanity, would do it?

Jaime: If you don't I'll stick you in a room playing BOP music! (BOP music, tasteless stuff the 'In' crowd listens to.)

Zelgadis: O_O You - you wouldn't....

Jaime: Wanna bet?

Zelgadis: LEVITATION! *Flies to Lina and the doors and sighs. * That which graces us with your peace, come forth.... SILENCE! *Naga's voice goes away but she continues to laugh, as if someone hit the 'mute' button. *

Lina: ZEL?! *Looks up. *

Zelgadis: Yes...

Lina: *Jumps up and glomps him in gratitude.* Oh thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthaankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou......

Zelgadis: *blushes furiously* Yah ok... continue the play...

Lina: Oh yah.... *Turns to Vrumagan... Who is unconscious. * So much for this scene....

Zelgadis: I'll say... *Both move past Vrumagan's body and open the right door. *

Lina: This is a piece of cake...

Zelgadis: Bullshit.

Lina: Tell me about it... AGGHHHHHH!!!!

*Both fall down a trap door and begin to feel something brushing against them slowing down their fall until they are stopped completely. They find they are being held by hands that are stuck out from the enclosed circle of a wall. Lina is being held right below Zelgadis. *

Lina: HENTAI!!! ICHI! (Hentai-Pervert, Ichi- Lech and/or pervert)

Zelgadis: *Sweat drops. * Of all the places....

Lina: LET GO OF ME!!!

*As if they understand both are suddenly dropped.*

Both: AGHHHH!!!!!