Part Five
*Xellos is lounging in a large chair looking at a
clock that reads two twenty. He looks around at the small goofy Goblins in the
room, some are chasing chickens, others are drinking ale. Phibrizo is sitting
in the middle of this in a lowered pit. And boy does he not look happy. *
Phibrizo: *Screams out to the people who are
reading this…* GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Xellos: Now now... You can't get out of this that
easily.... If I have to wear tights and a poet shirt you have to be the kid.
Xellos: Tsk tsk. Hmm we need a song to dance
to....
Phibrizo: *Glares at him. * Leave me out of your
*** @$$, sado-masochistic plans you twisted fruit.
Xellos: I'm hurt... *Smiles. * Now on with the
song. Which all in this room will perform in!
Zolph, Nunsa, Rodimus, and Phibrizo: NOOOO!!!!
*Music begins playing
and Xellos begins singing... (Scary ne?)*
Xellos: *To Rodimus, * You remind me of the
babe...
Rodimus: .....
Jaime: Say it or your meatloaf!!!
Rodimus: Damn! What babe?
Xellos: The babe with the power....
Nunsa: What power?
Xellos: The power of voodoo,
Zolph: Who do?
Xellos: You do.
Rodimus: Do what?
Xellos: Remind me of the babe - I saw my baby,
crying hard as babes could cry - what could I do?
Rodimus: *Mutters, * Leave him to suffer...
Xellos: *Pointedly ignores him. * My babies' love
had gone, and left my baby blue - Nobody knew - What kind of magic spell to
use?
Zolph: Gags or ropes -
Phibrizo: *Singing to the tune, * May I kill these
dopes?
Nunsa: Spanking him soundly -
Xellos: Than baby said... *points to Phibby.*
Phibrizo: Screw you...
Zolph, Rodimus, and Nunsa: Dance magic -
Xellos: Dance magic dance,
Zolph, Rodimus, and Nunsa: *echoing* Dance magic -
Xellos: Dance magic dance,
Trio: Put that babies spell on me... jump magic -
Xellos: Jump magic jump -
Trio: Jump magic -
Xellos: Jump magic jump,
Trio: Put that magic jump on me... Slap that baby
make him free! *Music plays and all are forced to dance about, some more
ungracefully then others. Some looking like drunken ballerina's. *
Xellos: I saw my baby, trying hard as babes could
try, what could I do? My babies' fun had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody
knew, what kind of magic spell to use....
Zolph: Slime and snails -
Phibrizo: *glaring evilly with a smile of malice
at trio who are in goblin get ups. * Or goblin entrails - -
Trio: O_O
Xellos: Thunder or lightning - than baby said....
Phibrizo: Kill me please !
Zolph, Rodimus, and Nunsa: Dance magic -
Xellos: Dance magic dance...
Zolph, Rodimus, and Nunsa: *echoing* Dance magic -
Xellos: Dance magic dance...
Trio: Put that babies spell on me... jump magic -
Xellos: Jump magic jump -
Trio: Jump magic -
Xellos: Jump magic jump
Trio: Put that magic jump on me... Slap that baby
make him free!
Zolph, Rodimus, and Nunsa: Dance magic -
Xellos: Dance magic dance -
Phibrizo: FOR THE LOVE OF L-SAMA END THE ****ING
SONG ALREADY!!!!
