Disclaimer:
Blah bli blah bli blah. I do own Invader Zim! Not :( WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :( :(

Claimer:
I officially claim that I OWN . . . . . . UMMMM . . . . . . OH YEAH!
I officially claim that I OWN . . . . . . . UMMMM . . . . . . Oh . . . . TAZ, HER SIR ROBOT JAZ AND THEIR HOME PLANET . . . . . NEX! O.o Oh wow I remembered who I own :P Anyways . . . here's chapter . . . . .ummmmm . . . oh damn.


GIR'S NEW PROGRAM

Chapter 3

Questions, Questions, Questions


Zim came up out of his lab, looking for Gir. He thought that Gir might know what happened to his Brain-Exploder Laser Gun. When Zim saw that Gir wasn't watching TV, he knew that Gir wasn't home.
He must've gone to buy one of those disgusting brain freezies, he thought. He waited about and hour, but Gir still hadn't shown up so Zim put on his disguise and went to the Convenience Store. Gir wasn't there either, and Zim thought it would be a waste of time trying to find an insane little robot in a big human town. So Zim went back to his house.


When morning came, Gir still hadn't come back home by himself, so Zim went out to search again. He went down a newly-paved footpath and saw a long line of large houses. Zim suddenly came to a halt. He could hear loud hysterical squealing coming from one of the houses, and it seemed to be coming from a purple house which had a silver door. He walked up the long walkway to the door and knocked loudly.
The door was slowly opened by someone, but Zim couldn't see anyone there.
'Hellooooooooooooo,' said a voice coming from the floor-level.
Zim's gaze shifted downwards and he saw the little purple face of a talking puppy.
Zim was startled for a moment. He'd never known that a normal Earth animal could talk! Only Gir could talk, and that was because he only dressed up as an Earth animal for a disguise!
'Umm . . . . . have you seen a -' Zim stopped in the middle of his sentence. Another small dog appeared next to the purple one, only it was green . . . . .
'Gir! What have you been doing in this filthy heap of a stink-beast home?!' Zim asked, his voice rising loudly in annoyance.
'Master! I've been playing with Jaz!' Gir squealed as he hugged the other robot.
'And who is this . . . . . Jaz?' asked Zim.
Just then a pale-purple skinned girl walked up to the door from inside.
'Why, hello, Zim,' she said in a deep tone.
'How do you know my name, you . . . . purple human stink-beast?!' Zim asked suspiciously. 'I have no idea as to who YOU are.'
'I am Taz, and this,' the girl gestured towards the purple puppy, 'is Jaz, my SIR robot.'
'Wha-?' Zim was shocked. 'Only Irkens have the technology of SIR robots!'
'Incorrect, Zim. Nexians also have that technology now,' Taz answered coolly.
'You're from the planet Nex?' asked Zim, narrowing his eyes at her.
'Yes I am, you Irken,' said Taz. She stood up as tall as she could, so that she would look superior.
'You KNOW that I'm from IRK?!?!' Zim cried in astonishment.
Taz nodded. 'Look, would you like to come inside and ask me these questions? I'm sure that you don't want passing-by humans to hear that you're and Irken, do you?'
Zim glared at her for a moment then nodded reluctantly. 'Okay, you inferior alien.'
'YAY! Master's going to come inside, so we can play some more!' Gir said. Then he and Jaz ran around to the backyard and went to play there.


'So what brought you to my house?' Taz asked Zim when they were inside.
'I was looking for GIR,' Zim said in annoyance. 'I heard him squealing with your filthy animal, and it was coming from here.' He frowned.
'Oh, Jaz loves to play with everyone,' Taz said cheerfully.
'As does Gir,' Zim mumbled. 'Anyway, I want to know how you Nexians got the technology of SIR robots . . . . . You aliens steal knowledge from Irk, don't you!' His voice was rising as he spoke about Nexians. Back on Irk, he'd learnt that Nexians were a hopeless race of alien and they only succeeded in technology by stealing ideas and knowledge from other races.
'Now, now, Zim. Don't get all uptight and mad at me,' said Taz, raising an eyebrow.
Zim grunted and didn't say another word about it. Then he took a look out of the clear glass backdoor and saw Gir hugging Jaz while she leaned her head against his.
'What have you done to Gir?!' Zim cried out angrily. 'He's a robot and it looks like he's in love with YOUR robot!'
'I didn't do anything,' Taz lied. 'Perhaps he really IS in love with Jaz.'
Zim sneered at her and stood up abruptly. He walked outside and clipped a lead to Gir's collar which he was still wearing.
'Come on, Gir. We're going back to the base now.'
'But-' began Gir, but Zim cut him off.
Jaz's eyes filled with tears as she saw Gir being led away.
'Bye bye,' she whispered.
'Bye bye,' Gir whispered back sadly.
Jaz could only just sit still and watch as the other robot got further and further away until he was completely out of sight . . . . . .


Awwwwwwwww. What's gonna happen now? Will Gir and Jaz ever see each other again? Or will they run away somewhere together? Who the hell's gonna know except me? NO-ONE!!!!! I won't even tell my best friend, Tanya! (Tanya is The Slayer on FFNet. We wrote RUBBER PIGGIES AND MADNESS together.) NOW REVIEW OR THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE VERY TOUGH!!!!!!!