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GirChic: My heart goes shalalalala . . . Shalala for my piiiiiiiiiggiieeeeees . . . .
Audience Laughs.
Director: Madam, you're on air.
GirChic: WHAT?!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE I STARTED SINGING?!
Director: Because the viewers wanted to see you do something abnormal, and you don't do anything like that when you know that you're on air.
GirChic: YOU PIECE OF -
Director: *Coughs and gestures towards the viewers*
GirChic: WHAT THE . . . . NOW YOU'VE GOT A LIVE AUDIENCE HERE?! I'LL WRING THE LIFE OUT OF YOU -
Director: Ahem. This insane robot thingy does not own Invader Zim. Now you'd better go read her story because who knows WHAT she's going to do next . . .
GIR'S NEW PROGRAM
Chapter 4
My Heart Goes Shalalalala
Gir quietly left the house. He didn't want his master to know where he was going, and what he was doing. He crept down the street in his little dog costume and stopped when he saw a phone-box.
`Ooooooh. Pretty,' Gir said, gazing at the booth's clear glass walls where the sun was reflecting.
He then toddled in and reached out his arms to the phone, and then his eyes drooped sadly. He couldn't quite reach it . . . . Then he saw some thick books on a shelf and knocked them to the ground, one by one until he was able to stand on them and reach the phone.
Gir picked up the receiver and thought desperately. What did Jaz say her phone number was?
He paused for a moment before he remembered that his girlfriend's phone number was the numbers that spelled out `TAZ'. Gir tried to push in the numbers on the phone, but his doggy paws weren't able to poke a single number. When he tried, he just ended up pushing a whole group of numbers that were NEAR the number that he wanted to push.
`Awwwww,' Gir murmured in disappointment. Then he decided that he would personally go to Jaz's house if he could find it, seeing that he wouldn't be able to call her with a phone.
`Her house was . . . ummm . . . a pretty one!' Gir remembered. Then he scooted down the street until he came to a row of large houses. `And it was big!' Then he began to look at the houses.
`Ooooooh. Ugly . . . ugly . . . ugly . . . ugly . . . PRETTY!! YAY!! Jaz's pretty house!'
He ran up to the window of the house and peeked inside. Jaz was sitting there, gazing outside. When she saw Gir, she squealed and leapt to the door. Gir went over and stood in front of the door to wait for Jaz. Soon, the door was flung open by the purple little dog and she rushed forward to hug the green dog that she loved so much.
`You came back!' she cried happily. Then she and Gir ran around to the backyard, where they rolled around in the flower-bed.
`Gir! Where are you?' Zim ordered, searching the house for his robot slave. When the robot didn't appear, Zim tried calling again. `Gir! Report back to base immediately!'
Gir still didn't emerge, and Zim was getting annoyed that his S.I.R. Unit wasn't obeying his orders.
He's probably gone back to that inferior other robot owned by . . . Taz, the alien thought in distaste. Suddenly, Zim felt a pang in his heart as he thought about Taz. He thumped his chest with his fist to get rid of the panging, thinking it was something he might have inhaled from the polluted earth air.
Anyway, I have to go find Gir AGAIN, he thought with annoyance.
He headed back to the street where he'd found Gir last time, at Taz's house, and soon came across the unique purple house. He walked once again up the walkway leading to the house's door, and knocked sharply.
Taz heard a knock on the door and squinted into the peep-hole with one eye. When she saw Zim, she staggered back and held her hand over her heart, her eyes growing wide. Then she realised abruptly that she was nervous to see the other alien.
Oh no, she thought in disbelief. Even if Nexians don't have good technology, we know everything about the feeling of love, and I obviously have a crush on an IRKEN!!
Taz quickly regained her composure and swiftly opened the door.
`Zim . . . .' she murmured quietly.
To be continued . . . . . . . . . .
Audience applauds.
GirChic: Thankyou, ladies and gentlemen! *Bows* I hope you enjoyed this story! What's going to happen next? Was that pang that Zim felt really from the polluted earth air? Or is it something else? Is Taz really in love with Zim? Or is it from the polluted earth air too? Will Gir run away with Jaz? Or will they plan something else? Will I ever shut up? Or will I keep talking like my mother?
Now I will have to take drastic actions if you don't review this chapter RIGHT NOW! I WILL REIGN DOOM OVER YOUR DOOMED HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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