Disclaimer:
GirChic: I'm going back to being the nice little sugar cupcake that I am :)
Gir: I LOVE CUPCAKES!!!! *Grabs GirChic's claw and tries to eat it*
GirChic: HEY!!! *Grabs GIR'S claw and tries to eat it*
Gir: Awww. Hey, lookie lookie!! That human looks like a sausage!!!
GirChic: Oooooh!!! There's a green one too!!!! I BAGS THE PINK ONE!!!!
Gir: YAY!!! I get the green one!!!!
*The two sausage people are Dib and Zim in case you haven't guessed*
Dib: AHHHHHHH!!!! ZIM!! TELL YOUR DOG THINGY TO GO AWAY!!!
Zim: TELL THAT OTHER ONE TO GO AWAY TOO!!!!
*Sausage Dib and sausage Zim both try to waddle away desperately*
Dib: THEY'RE NOT LEAVING!!! AAHHHHH!!!
Zim: PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! DO THE CHAPTER AND SAY THAT YOU DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM INSTEAD OF EATING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GirChic: Awwwww. Okey dokey!
Gir: *Grabs a chunk off Zim's head before leaving*
GirChic: *Grabs a piece of Dib's head before going off with Gir*
Gir and GirChic: Bye bye yummy people!!!!
GIR'S NEW PROGRAM
Chapter 6
The Three Searchers
Skool had ended, and Zim running for his dear life to the safety of his base, for Dib was following him close behind, with a water gun clutched tightly in his hands. 'YOU WILL BE EXPOSED, ZIM!!!!' Dib shouted. 'NEVER!!!' Zim screamed. Just as he turned a corner that led onto his street, he saw a stream of water glide past him. His eyes widened and he sprinted into the perimeter of his house and jiggled the doorknob, trying to get inside. 'AHAHAHAHA!!!' Dib yelled in victory. 'YOU'RE TRAPPED NOW!!' Zim looked desperately around. 'Lawn gnomes! Remove the Dib human!!!!!' The lawn gnomes turned, their eyes glowing, and then they closed in on Dib. Before they could touch him though, Dib spun around and dashed down the street. 'I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, YOU ALIEN!!' he shouted back. When he was finally out of sight, Zim banged loudly on the door. Gir answered it, but he wasn't in his disguise. Zim quickly shoved him inside. 'Gir, don't EVER answer the door without your disguise on!!' Zim hissed. 'Aww okay!' Gir replied. At that moment, Zim spotted another robot in the room. 'Gir . . . .' 'Yes, master?' 'What is THAT robot doing in here??' 'Aww she came here with ME!!' '. . . . . .' Zim didn't know what to say as he stared at the other robot, which he recognised as Taz's S.I.R. Unit. At first he had despised Jaz, but now he felt himself warming to Gir's 'girlfriend'. 'Zimmy, where's MY master?' Jaz asked with an upset expression. 'I . . . don't know,' the Irken answered. Gir suddenly grabbed Jaz's hand and pulled her off the couch. 'Lets go find her!!' he said with excitement. The two began to head out the door, but Zim grabbed both of them by their antenna and held them up in the air. 'Get . . . your . . . disguise . . . on,' he fumed at Gir. Then he raised Jaz to his eye level. 'And YOU – where's YOUR disguise?' Jaz reached into her side and pulled out her purple puppy disguise. She quickly slipped it on. 'Here,' she replied. 'Gir where's yours??' Zim demanded. 'I doooooooon't knoooooooooow.' Zim looked around and saw a little green suit poking out from beneath the couch. He dropped Gir and the android landed on his head. 'It's underneath the couch, GIR.' 'Oh, okay!!' Gir danced over to the couch and climbed into his suit. 'Okay, LETS GO!!!!!!!! YAY!!' Zim released his hold on Jaz and she ran over to Gir. 'HERE WE COME, MASTER!!' she squealed. The two S.I.R.s walked outside, claw-in-claw (like hand-in-hand). They rounded a corner, out of Zim's view, so the Irken Invader went back inside.
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Gir and Jaz went to the park first, but there was no one at all in sight. Then they spotted a very bushy area, and headed in that direction. 'Oooooooooh the woods look scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary,' Jaz whispered. 'But we GOTTA find your master!' Gir said in reply. 'I knoooooooow . . .' Jaz murmured. They squeezed into the bushes and found a VERY narrow dirt path. Gir went in first, with Jaz following close behind. When Gir was a few meters into the dense bush, he heard a faint whimper coming from behind him. He turned and saw that Jaz was stuck by the large branch of a dead tree. It was jammed underneath her collar and was digging into her back. Then, the sky grew darker as night began to approach.
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Zim was restless as he worked down in his lab. He was actually feeling WORRIED. He was worried about Taz, that she might have gotten lost when she ran away, and he wondered why Gir and Jaz hadn't come back yet. Finally, Zim couldn't take it anymore. He put his disguise on and went outside into the night air. He too went to the park first, but still there was no human wandering around on the grass or path. Suddenly, rain began to fall, and Zim was out in the middle of it. He didn't know how long the paste layer would last, so he made a mad dash to the nearest gazebo, but he stopped short when he was under it's shelter. There was a petite little figure hunched in a corner facing the gazebo wall. She was saturated from the rain, and was shivering. Zim crept cautiously over to the female figure and laid a hand on her shoulder. She immediately spun around and Zim gasped as he once again gazed into those startling gold and silver eyes. Taz stared at him, but didn't say anything.
To be continued . . . . . . . . . . .
GirChic: Ooooooh those people were YUMMY!!! Gir: YAY!! I wish we had've gotten more . . . .
GirChic: Hey wanna go find a coupon so that we can order more yummy people?
Gir: KAY!!!
GirChic: Hey but first do ya wanna chase the story readers to the review button?
Gir: KAY!!!
*Gir and GirChic chase you about two centimetres to the Review button and leave you to REVIEW THIS CHAPTER*
GirChic: I'm going back to being the nice little sugar cupcake that I am :)
Gir: I LOVE CUPCAKES!!!! *Grabs GirChic's claw and tries to eat it*
GirChic: HEY!!! *Grabs GIR'S claw and tries to eat it*
Gir: Awww. Hey, lookie lookie!! That human looks like a sausage!!!
GirChic: Oooooh!!! There's a green one too!!!! I BAGS THE PINK ONE!!!!
Gir: YAY!!! I get the green one!!!!
*The two sausage people are Dib and Zim in case you haven't guessed*
Dib: AHHHHHHH!!!! ZIM!! TELL YOUR DOG THINGY TO GO AWAY!!!
Zim: TELL THAT OTHER ONE TO GO AWAY TOO!!!!
*Sausage Dib and sausage Zim both try to waddle away desperately*
Dib: THEY'RE NOT LEAVING!!! AAHHHHH!!!
Zim: PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! DO THE CHAPTER AND SAY THAT YOU DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM INSTEAD OF EATING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GirChic: Awwwww. Okey dokey!
Gir: *Grabs a chunk off Zim's head before leaving*
GirChic: *Grabs a piece of Dib's head before going off with Gir*
Gir and GirChic: Bye bye yummy people!!!!
GIR'S NEW PROGRAM
Chapter 6
The Three Searchers
Skool had ended, and Zim running for his dear life to the safety of his base, for Dib was following him close behind, with a water gun clutched tightly in his hands. 'YOU WILL BE EXPOSED, ZIM!!!!' Dib shouted. 'NEVER!!!' Zim screamed. Just as he turned a corner that led onto his street, he saw a stream of water glide past him. His eyes widened and he sprinted into the perimeter of his house and jiggled the doorknob, trying to get inside. 'AHAHAHAHA!!!' Dib yelled in victory. 'YOU'RE TRAPPED NOW!!' Zim looked desperately around. 'Lawn gnomes! Remove the Dib human!!!!!' The lawn gnomes turned, their eyes glowing, and then they closed in on Dib. Before they could touch him though, Dib spun around and dashed down the street. 'I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, YOU ALIEN!!' he shouted back. When he was finally out of sight, Zim banged loudly on the door. Gir answered it, but he wasn't in his disguise. Zim quickly shoved him inside. 'Gir, don't EVER answer the door without your disguise on!!' Zim hissed. 'Aww okay!' Gir replied. At that moment, Zim spotted another robot in the room. 'Gir . . . .' 'Yes, master?' 'What is THAT robot doing in here??' 'Aww she came here with ME!!' '. . . . . .' Zim didn't know what to say as he stared at the other robot, which he recognised as Taz's S.I.R. Unit. At first he had despised Jaz, but now he felt himself warming to Gir's 'girlfriend'. 'Zimmy, where's MY master?' Jaz asked with an upset expression. 'I . . . don't know,' the Irken answered. Gir suddenly grabbed Jaz's hand and pulled her off the couch. 'Lets go find her!!' he said with excitement. The two began to head out the door, but Zim grabbed both of them by their antenna and held them up in the air. 'Get . . . your . . . disguise . . . on,' he fumed at Gir. Then he raised Jaz to his eye level. 'And YOU – where's YOUR disguise?' Jaz reached into her side and pulled out her purple puppy disguise. She quickly slipped it on. 'Here,' she replied. 'Gir where's yours??' Zim demanded. 'I doooooooon't knoooooooooow.' Zim looked around and saw a little green suit poking out from beneath the couch. He dropped Gir and the android landed on his head. 'It's underneath the couch, GIR.' 'Oh, okay!!' Gir danced over to the couch and climbed into his suit. 'Okay, LETS GO!!!!!!!! YAY!!' Zim released his hold on Jaz and she ran over to Gir. 'HERE WE COME, MASTER!!' she squealed. The two S.I.R.s walked outside, claw-in-claw (like hand-in-hand). They rounded a corner, out of Zim's view, so the Irken Invader went back inside.
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Gir and Jaz went to the park first, but there was no one at all in sight. Then they spotted a very bushy area, and headed in that direction. 'Oooooooooh the woods look scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary,' Jaz whispered. 'But we GOTTA find your master!' Gir said in reply. 'I knoooooooow . . .' Jaz murmured. They squeezed into the bushes and found a VERY narrow dirt path. Gir went in first, with Jaz following close behind. When Gir was a few meters into the dense bush, he heard a faint whimper coming from behind him. He turned and saw that Jaz was stuck by the large branch of a dead tree. It was jammed underneath her collar and was digging into her back. Then, the sky grew darker as night began to approach.
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Zim was restless as he worked down in his lab. He was actually feeling WORRIED. He was worried about Taz, that she might have gotten lost when she ran away, and he wondered why Gir and Jaz hadn't come back yet. Finally, Zim couldn't take it anymore. He put his disguise on and went outside into the night air. He too went to the park first, but still there was no human wandering around on the grass or path. Suddenly, rain began to fall, and Zim was out in the middle of it. He didn't know how long the paste layer would last, so he made a mad dash to the nearest gazebo, but he stopped short when he was under it's shelter. There was a petite little figure hunched in a corner facing the gazebo wall. She was saturated from the rain, and was shivering. Zim crept cautiously over to the female figure and laid a hand on her shoulder. She immediately spun around and Zim gasped as he once again gazed into those startling gold and silver eyes. Taz stared at him, but didn't say anything.
To be continued . . . . . . . . . . .
GirChic: Ooooooh those people were YUMMY!!! Gir: YAY!! I wish we had've gotten more . . . .
GirChic: Hey wanna go find a coupon so that we can order more yummy people?
Gir: KAY!!!
GirChic: Hey but first do ya wanna chase the story readers to the review button?
Gir: KAY!!!
*Gir and GirChic chase you about two centimetres to the Review button and leave you to REVIEW THIS CHAPTER*
