Chapter two: Sacy Bloody Stacy
Cage matches by themselves are useually quite brutal.Add tables,latters, and charis and well, it's almost a instant Hell in the Cell Match.
The mian objetive was to ither get the pin or get everyone on your team out of the cage. Ti was origanaly planed that Lita and Stacy would clime out and start toss in stuff into the cage.
The Duddly came in carring two tables and Stacy a chair. Stacy was in the ring while DVon and Bubba were getting more tables form under the ring. The Hardys and Cassy came out as the cage started to lower.The Refs started to back the boys away form eachother. Stacy waved and blow kisses at Jeff. Cassy gave her the evil eye and ran towards the ring.
"And there gose Cassy who is a last minute replacement for...What?!" JR asked as the Los Lou chadors at the Spanish announce table. "Cassadine Pero is the Brazilian Ultimate Fighting Woman's Cage match Champ? OH GOD get a ref in there now!!" JR Screamed.
"Run Stacy! Get OUT NOW!" Paul Haymen yelled.
"Cassy's in the cage!"
"Don't say anything to make her mad Stacy!"
But it was to late. Stacy didn't know what she was getting into and so she said something to that the crew cought to bleep it out. "Your boyfriend's bad fu(bleep) and easy one too!" Stacy laughed.
"NO STACY! NO!" JR and Paul yelled.
Jeff didn't even think he ran for the cage door trying to pull it open. Butt it was locked with a padlock and chain. "Get the door open NOW!"
If you've never seen an Ultimate fight match before, well there's a reason t they aren't televised. It's a brutal blood bath and lasts until one of the opnants is out cold.
"Jeff why didn't you tell us she's an Ultimate fights Champ?" JR asked away from his mic.
"WHAT? I've got to get in there!" Jeff climbed up the cage. He was near the top when Stacy's VERY battered body came crashing into the cage wall making him fall down just as the ref got the door key. The girls hadn't even really got to the wrestling moves yet mostly srait punches and tossing. If you count being tossed clear across the room like an old warn rag doll.
Finally they got the door opned as Cassy DDTed Stacy though a table. It took nearly five minutes to get the door opened. And so for five minutes the WWF had it's first Ultimate Fight Match. One of the Refs outside the ring gave off the three count to stop the match.
Jeff was the first one in. He grabbed Cass around the waist placing a kiss on her neck to calm her down as he whispered calmly to her as the Refs checked on Stacy. Yeah Stacy was still alive and all.
Mick Foley came out and well declared that the Hardyz the winners. The Dudley's were mad but dame Stacy's white 'Got Wood?' shirt was red. She was bad off but not as bad as it looked and Cassy wasn't even breaking a sweat. Taking on the Hardyz and Cass was not a good idea. She was like chibi Chyna. If Chyna and Hardcore had a child it would be Cassy.
Cassy was still mad, she was pacing back and forth in the Hardy's lockerroom. Shane actually came flying out. So Jeff pulled out the CD she had been lissioning to. Placeing it in his boom box he programmed in track #1 and #11 putting them on repeat. Then he took her into his arms and tried his best to sing and sing in Spanish.
~ Ves tuy yo Siempre a si Sube y baja pero un dia al fin Sin querer Nos va bien Cuado uno dice se acabo El almo Yse queda ~I'm not gona beg you to stay~ Jeff switched to the easyer English verson. ~So you'll be finding You can run you can hide but you can't Escape my love So if you go You should know It's hard to just forget the past So fast Ti was good It was bad it was real and that's All you have In the end our love mattered Here's how it goes All it takes I some trying~
Cass was much calmer now. Calm was good, hyper was better. Matt was in the back smiling at the picture before him. Jeff always had this effect on her, he just hoped this whole thing wasn't going to blow the chance Jeff had at happiness cause he insisted on putting Cass and Shane together.
"Hay Cass now that your calm do you remeber what happened to Shane?" Matt asked.
"What? Greg? I tossed him out. Oh poor Greg!" Cass cried.
"It's okay Cass I'm fine. "Shane said "Greggypooh's Aok." Shane said tagging on one of the cute nicknames she had for him. She never called him Shane like everyoune else. She said it was cause it was also her older brother's name.
"So what are we doing tonight?" Cass asked.
"You and Shane are going out on the town remember. We're gona talk to dad. Try and keep you from being baned by your favorit adopted daddy." Jeff teased.
"Gil was in the crowd?" Cass looked like she was bout to cry.
"It's okay hun, Jeff can start poutting and Gill will give in." Shane said leading Cass out.
Next: Who's gona tell Jeff that maybe Cass in more then just friends like-like with him? What are Shane and Cass gona do about Jeff's insisteice that they be a couple? Greggypooh? WHAT'SUPWITHDAT? Oh yeah and who's her daddy? Hint: He wrestle(s)(ed) in the WWF. The person to guess right before I posts that chapter gets to have a spot in this fic and Reek havock in another one of mine. So guess and tell me who you think you should have fall madly deeply in like-like with you. BYEBYE!!!!!!!! DeMa Davis.