Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, Bird Studios, Funimation, and some other guys own it.

A/N: This is chapter two, that's all I got to say. Oh yeah, and in case you think I hate Gohan for what happens to him in this chapter, I don't. I just thought it would be funny. This is my take on how Trunks and Goten went Super Saiyan so early. Ok, that's about it.

~Super Sonikku

A/N2:------------------- means scene change or time lapse.

Trunks went flying across the field. Goten had a fist out. Guess what happened. Trunks touched his cheek. It was bruised. "Goten, that hurt!", came the cry from Trunks. "But you said for me to hit you as hard as I can!" Trunks and Goten were sparring in the forest, trying to become as strong as Vegeta and Gohan.

"Ah, I'm tired of fighting anyway."

"You're just afraid I'll hit you too hard again, aren't you?"

"I am not!"

"Then prove it!"

Goten got into a fighting pose, Trunks following suit. Goten leaped at Trunks, ready to kick him, when they were called in by Chi-Chi. "Boys! Time to come in!" Goten stopped in mid-air, then fell. (They can't fly yet.) "Awwwwwwww!", both boys said.

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"Now Gohan, are you sure you can take care of Trunks and Goten while I'm shopping?", asked Chi-Chi. Gohan nodded. "Sure, mom". Trunks and Goten were sitting on the couch, bored. "Hey Goten, want to sneak into Gohan's stuff?", whispered Trunks. "I don't know, I don't think he would like that", was Goten's response.

"Of course, that's what's so fun about it."

"Uh, I don't know, Trunks."

"C'mon Goten, are you chicken?"

"Then let's go!"

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Gohan was on the couch, watching Wrestling. "Man, does this stuff look fake!", he said to himself. I wonder what Goten and Trunks are doing?

Meanwhile, in Gohan's room, the Duo of Destruction were digging through Gohan's stuff. Unfortunately, Goten found Gohan's porno supply. "Hey Trunks! Why are these people taking off their clothes off and wrestling?" Trunks looked at the pictures and his eyes bulged out. "Um, let's just pretend we never saw these, ok?"

"Why?"

"Um… because, uh… because it's not for us to look at!"

"Uh, ok!"

Suddenly, Gohan burst in. "Goten! Trunks! What are you doing?!" Trunks thought of a plan. "Um, get him, Goten!" Goten looked puzzled. "Why?"

"Cuz' he'll tell on us!"

Trunks and Goten jumped Gohan, tied him up, gagged him with an old sock, and locked him in the closet. Trunks smirked, "Oh, and if you try to escape, we'll tell on you about the bad magazines".

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Trunks and Goten were in the forest, chasing squirrels. "Hurry up, Goten, we have to catch them! If we could only fly, like my Tousan!", said Trunks. "Hey, my brother can fly too!", replied Goten.

"Yeah, but most of the time he fly's on that stupid cloud!"

"It's not stupid! It used to belong to my Tousan… before he died", Goten started to cry and stopped running. Trunks also stopped running. "I'm sorry, Goten".

"It's ok, I never knew him anyway."

"You've never met your father?"

"Nope, but my Kassan says I look just like him. Even my hair!"

"A grown-up ran around saving the world with hair like that?"

"Hey, don't make fun of him!"

"Geez, I'm sorry! It was just a joke!"

"It's ok. But…"

"But, what?"

"I just wish I could of met him!"

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Gohan sighed. The magazines weren't his, they were Master Roshi's. He left them here last time and Gohan was keeping them safe. "So much for being a good Samaritan… Hey! I can talk! The gag is loose!" He then called the Flying Nimbus. (I forgot the Japanese name.) He then broke the ropes, jumped out the window onto Nimbus, then went to look for Trunks and Goten. "Better use the Nimbus to conserve my strength. Then I can handle both of the kids!"

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Trunks had just comforted Goten when he looked up at the sky. "Hey! Isn't that your… Uh, oh!", yelled Trunks. "Huh?", Goten looked up, "Uh, oh!" Gohan jumped down. "Uh, oh is right! Now, let's go back!" Trunks kicked Gohan in the leg. "Ow! Look, if you just come back to the house with me without fighting, we can forget this happened!" Trunks thought for a few seconds. "What do you think, Goten?" Goten also thought about it. "Okay!"

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Eventually, Chi-Chi came home. She called for the kids. "Gohan? Goten? Trunks? Is everything okay?"

Gohan walked into the living room. "Everything's fine mom! Trunks and Goten are asleep".

"I hope they didn't cause any trouble!"

"Nope! They were perfect!"

"That's wonderful! Because I was going to help with Krillin and 18's wedding tomorrow and was wondering if you could baby-sit them again!"

Gohan looked at his mother, went into the back yard, and started screaming. He walked back into the house, looked her right in the eye and said, "You must be kidding".

To be continued…

A/N3: I hope this is better than the last one. I'm going to skip about 2 years, so I can put them in school. Plus, I'm not going to write out each year! I hope to get the next one out in a few days. Plus, as we get past the Buu saga, the story will become more serious, them being pre-teens, then teenagers, and finally, the adults from GT. Please note that they will be more in character than in my comedies. See ya' later!

~Super Sonikku