"Canary Creams Are For You" by George Weasley, a Potter-Parody of "Truly Madly
Deeply" by Savage Garden (if it's wild, then they really should have it de-gnomed).

I'll play a prank
I'll play a trick I'll make a mystery
I'll play a joke I'll make you laugh
Be all the fun that you need
I'll fool you more with every breath
Canary Creams Are For You
It will be great, I will be laughing
'Cause I'm counting on

A songbird singing
You'll then start winging
And then you'll be molting, yeah

I want to open up a joke shop
I want to get past the aging ring
I've got a twin brother, Fred
Jokes and pranks are our thing.

And when Mum's mad at us
And Percy's getting on our case
I'll fix his pin so that he's "Big Head Boy"
And laugh in his face
The bludgers fly for all the Quidditch
Fans and teams
But they're protected by the
Beaters, Fred and I

Those practice hours
Give us the power
So Bludgers devour you

I want to open up a joke shop
I want to get past the aging ring
I've got a twin brother, Fred
Jokes and pranks are our thing.

Oi, don't love Fred, 'Lina?
Danced at the Yule Ball,
But I came and took him from you
To settle our bet with Bagman

I'll play a prank
I'll play a trick I'll make a mystery
I'll play a joke I'll make you laugh
Be all the fun that you need
I'll fool you more with every breath
Canary Creams Are For You


I want to open up a joke shop
I want to get past the aging ring
I've got a twin brother, Fred
Jokes and pranks are our thing.