I thought that everyoe had caught on to the fact that these e-mails were pure netlore by now, but it seems not. Are you as sick of them as I am?
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From: Someguy@Fakeaddress.com:
IF U DELEET THIS THEN YOU HATE CHLREN AND YULE ROT IN HEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life
Life is short
Yep it sure is
Life
And you don't know it
Til it's too late
Life is really short
Life
Life is short
So ya better enjoy it
Cuz it's short
And before ya know it
It's gone.
Hello. My name is Mr. John Doe and I live in Frog Balls, California. I have a six year old little boy and he has cancer and AIDS and anthrax and the plauge. The Doctors said that he has one week to live and there's nothing they can do because we dont have insu... inshura... money. He is a little boy and I don't want my son to die before he can grow up and develop a drug habit like his mommy. But there is somthing you can do. Bill Gates, who, as we all know, cares about every one of God's creatures has agreed to give us a hundred dollars for every hundred times this e-mail is fowarded. It was so nice of him to do that, what with there being no way of him knowing how many times it's fowarded and all. Of course, if he really cared he'd just give us the money without cruelly standing by, cackling with glee as we franticaly try to get enough forwards to save our son. Well, anyway, send this to as many people as you can. If you delete this, then you are Satan, and you probably come up to little kids in the street, crack open their skulls and feast on the delicious goo within. I'm a preacher, and God said to me the other day: "Oh yeah, anyone who reads this e-mail and deletes it- BAM, they're in Hell! No redemption, no forgiveness, it could be Mother-Fucking-Theresa Jr., and she'd still go STRAIGHT down!" So forward it you selfish prick!!!!
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From: Someguy@Fakeaddress.com:
IF U DELEET THIS THEN YOU HATE CHLREN AND YULE ROT IN HEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life
Life is short
Yep it sure is
Life
And you don't know it
Til it's too late
Life is really short
Life
Life is short
So ya better enjoy it
Cuz it's short
And before ya know it
It's gone.
Hello. My name is Mr. John Doe and I live in Frog Balls, California. I have a six year old little boy and he has cancer and AIDS and anthrax and the plauge. The Doctors said that he has one week to live and there's nothing they can do because we dont have insu... inshura... money. He is a little boy and I don't want my son to die before he can grow up and develop a drug habit like his mommy. But there is somthing you can do. Bill Gates, who, as we all know, cares about every one of God's creatures has agreed to give us a hundred dollars for every hundred times this e-mail is fowarded. It was so nice of him to do that, what with there being no way of him knowing how many times it's fowarded and all. Of course, if he really cared he'd just give us the money without cruelly standing by, cackling with glee as we franticaly try to get enough forwards to save our son. Well, anyway, send this to as many people as you can. If you delete this, then you are Satan, and you probably come up to little kids in the street, crack open their skulls and feast on the delicious goo within. I'm a preacher, and God said to me the other day: "Oh yeah, anyone who reads this e-mail and deletes it- BAM, they're in Hell! No redemption, no forgiveness, it could be Mother-Fucking-Theresa Jr., and she'd still go STRAIGHT down!" So forward it you selfish prick!!!!
