They wouldn't would they

They wouldn't would they?

Author: Lady Mercury

Disclaimer: I don't own Angel, Buffy, Giles or anyone else that appears in the story, except "the Baby" who is my own creation.

Summary: Part 2 in my Baby Boom series. He gang comes to LA.

Takes place 2 months after IWRY.

Author's notes: Alright I had to mention my biggest idol: Freddie Mercury, he's in the story;)

Sorry to all of you that think that Xander is treated badly in this story, but sometimes he drives me nuts with his comments about Angel. For God sake, can't he grow up???

Rating: R. Some bad words, no sex.

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Friends will be friends 
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost
Hold out your hands cos right till the end-
Friends will be friends
Friends Will Be Friends by Queen
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On the motorway to LA.

"You know Xander, I really don't like the Spice Girls." Giles complained as he was driving toward the city.

"What? What is it not to like, they can sing, dance…"

"And dress like hookers." Anya said.

"Not hookers Anya." Willow said.

"Thanks Willow." Xander said smiling at his best friends."

Willow just glanced at Xander and continued.

"Hookers dress too good," She said smiling sweet at Xander who just glared at her.

Giles just shook his head and turned the radio channel into classic music. This time everyone just let Giles have his will. They were too worried about Buffy & Angel.

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Angel's apartment.

"No one is answering the phone." Buffy complained to Angel.

"Perhaps they think that I have turned, is fearing for your life and is driving at this moment to LA." Angel joked.

They both shared a laugh before they suddenly stopped.

"They wouldn't, would they?" they both said at the same time.

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Still on the motorway.

"Are we there soon?" Anya complained.

"Soon" Xander said.

"Why must we go to see Buffy." Anya said

"Because we don't know if Angel is good or bad." Giles explained.

"You know what." Anya said."I really don't understand this curse."

"What's not to understand, Angel gets happy, turns evil, kill everyone

that Buffy knows and then Buffy kills him."

"No, I mean, the whole happy moment. As much that I love sex, it's fun and all that, but those he loose his soul when he gets an orgasm or what?" Anya said and looked at her boyfriend whose skin color had turned to a much deeper color."

"Ehh…that must be correct, yes" Giles stuttered blushing like a tomato.

"Aha." Anya said no noticing everyone's discomfort. "Then I understand."

2 minutes later.

"But what if he has sex with someone that he doesn't love?"

"Then it doesn't happened," Willow answered.

"Why doesn't he just find a woman that he doesn't love and sleep with her instead?" Anya said puzzled.

"Because it's wrong." Giles said.

"Why?" Anya asked still puzzled.

"Because it is just wrong." Xander answered before Giles would go into a deep discussion about sex and what to do and not to do. With that, silence filled the car as each of them sat in there own thoughts.

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Angels apartment again.

"They still doesn't answer the phone." Buffy said after been trying to phone Xander, Giles and Willow for the past 2 hours."

"Great, they are probably on their way here to stake me." Angel said sarcastically.

"Angel, I'm sure there is a logical explanation to all this."

"Yeah they are on their way here to stake me."

"Angel." Buffy said looking at her lover sternly.

"Sorry baby, but every time everything is perfect something bad happens.

"Like what? Buffy asked.

"Let's see. You seventeenth birthday, I turned evil. The whole I-turned-human-thing, not to mention the whole mess with Faith. When it all comes down to it, it's really Xander fault everything.

"Xander?"

"Yeah, he has hated me from the moment saw each other. You know what, I bet he's behind everything bad that is happened to us.

"Please, it's not like it was Xander fault that you lost your soul."

"Anything is possibly, hey he could be a gypsy, who knows what kind of

secrets he has."

"If he's a gypsy, then I'm a doctor." Buffy said playfully, trying to change subject. It worked.

"Then this patient need a full examination." Angel said smiling at Buffy as he pulled him closer in the bed that they still hadn't moved away from.

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Outside of Angels apartment.

"Ok, do you think we should knock or just rush in?" Xander asked.

"Well, I vote for knocking, what if Angel isn't bad and they are, you know busy?" Willow said.

They all looked at each other.

"Knock." Giles said

"Knock." Xander agreed

"Rush in." Angel said.

They all looked at her.

"Ok knock." Anya said.

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Inside Angels Apartment.

Buffy was lying on Angel's arm when she heard a knocking.

"Strange, it can't be Giles and the gang, they would never knock." Buffy said.

"Perhaps they finally grow up." Angel suggested.

"Perhaps."

Buffy rose from the bed and put on Angel dressing gown, and walked and opened the door. Outside stood four familiar people.

Well, it looked like Angel was right, Buffy thought, this day was to perfect.

"Alright, I just want to make one thing clear." Buffy said before anyone

could say something.

"Angel is good, he is the father, we're back together, and if anyone has a problem with that they will die a cruel death." Buffy said looking Xander straight into his eyes. He just swallowed and moved to stand behind Anya.

"Aha…"Was everything the rest said.

Then a very handsome, boxer clothed Angel walked to stand beside Buffy. He put an arm around her wrist and looked at the gang with daggers in his eyes.

"I would advice you too follow Buffy's advice. She's a better torturer than Angelus ever was."

Giles, Xander, Willow and Anya just kept quiet.

"Now when this little problem is over, coffee anyone?" Buffy said after minute silence.

"Tea." Giles said.

"Coke." Xander said.

"Chocolate." Willow said.

"Sex." Anya said.

Five pairs of eyes just stared at her.

"I kidding, I want coffee." Anya said smiling.

They all want in laughing.

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10 minutes later.

"How about Xander Jr."

"Over my dead body."

"That's not a problem deadboy."

"How about your dead body."

"Point taken."

"I like the name Freddie." Anya said."

"Freddie?"

"Yeah after the rock star Freddie Mercury."

"He was gay, Anya." Xander said.

"Actually he was bisexual." Willow said

"You mean that he liked both women and men?" Anya said.

"Yeah, that's correct."

"Wow, that is perfect." Anya said

"That's enough." Xander said.

"Yeah, let's just drink to the baby." Angel said.

"Here's to Angel Jr." Giles said.

"Xander Jr." Xander said, collecting a evil glare from Angel."

"Freddie." Anya said.

"What if it's a daughter?" Buffy said amused about the whole situation.

"Angelina" Giles said.

"Xandra." Xander said.

"Fredricka." Anya said.

"You're all kidding." Buffy said laughing. Then she stopped and said:

"You are all kidding, aren't you?"

To be continued...

Yeah that all for now, hopfully part 3 will be up soon…
 
Lady Mercury