Part 2.
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Carter, Deb, Susan and Abby are riding along in a cement mixer (it seems the car rental was out of cars!!) trying
to think of all the possible locations that could possibly fit the description mentioned on the treasure map.

"Hey-Carter, the map says it's burried where Heaven meets up with Hell right?" asks Susan.

"ye-ah" replied Carter trying to avoid the wierd looks he was recieving from the other motarists as he steered the cement mixer.

"Well don't you and Abby often meet up in Doc Magoos to talk over your recovery?" replies Susan.

"ye-ah"

"Well-maybe it's under Docs. I mean you do meet up with Abby. And if she isn't the witch form hell then I dont know
who is..."

"Hey!! Watch it blondie!!" snarls Abby! "Or should I say little miss FAKE blondie!! And besides for that matter
who's to say it's not at YOUR apartment where YOU meet up with Carter, little miss hell cat!"

"That does is sister, you and me-outside!!" retorts Susan.

"Oh for srying out loud!!" moans Deb "Will you two act like adults and stop whining like a couple of jealous
teenagers fighting over por Carter!?"

Abby turns red and stops pulling Susan's hair as Susan apologetically returns Abby's shoe.

"Besides." mutters Deb. " He clearly likes me better than you two anyways!!"

"That does it!!" scream Abby and Susan as they begin to pummel Deb as best they can without falling off the cement truck.

"oh man!!" whines Carter "I'm not sure this is worth $10,000,000. What else could go wrong?"

Just then the cement mixer stutters and runs out of gas.

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Meanwhile, Mark, Haleh, Dave and Luka are riding along on Horse back. (yup-that damned car rental place again!!)

"Hey!!!! I've got it!! iT'S BURRIED WHERE hEAVEN MEETS hELL RIGHT?" Screams Malucci excitedly.

"yeah-so?" asks Mark.

"WELL THEN, it must be burried near that Hell's Angels Hang out. You know, the biker bar?"

"You know Mark-maybe he's right!" says Haleh.

"Well, for $10,000,000 it's certainly worth a try." sighs Mark.

Luka shakes his head. "Why do I have a bad feeling about this?" he moans as they set off for the bar.

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Peter, Yosh, Chuny and Cleo, meanwhile, have also not managed to find a car. And this is their first concern.

"Peter-why the hell are we wasting our time going to a police auction when there's $10,000,000 out there?"

"I told you Cleo-it's a big city, if we stand any chance of finding it we're gonna need a way of getting around.
And what with Carter's lot nabbing the cement mixer and Mark's crew getting the last available horses this
police auction seems like as cost effective way to get our hands on a set of wheels. Or hooves I guess."

"Whatever-let's just get on with it." snaps back Cleo.

"She's ever so hostile isn't she?" sign Yosh to Chuny who nods in agreement.

"Shut up!!" shrieks Cleo.

Finally the four reach the police auction just in time to bid on the last vehicle.

20 minutes later they emerge, the proud new owners of a big....yellow school bus!!
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While all this is taking place, Elizabeth, Lydia, Romanno and Malik have pooled in to get their own set of wheels.

They hired a limo.

"Well well, Elizabeth. Here we at last where we should be. Together in the the back seat!!" said Romanno

"Oh Robert do shut up-and remember I'm a married Woman!"

"Yeah yeah-whatever. Though I must say whenever I'd fantasised about this moment I didn't think we'd be sharing it with
an pensioner and a line backer!"

"HEY!!" screamed Lydia and Malik in protest as Romanno simply laughed.

"Do shush now, all of you!! We should be thinking about where to go! Please do remember there are $10,000,000
to be found."

"Now that's where I have problems." exclaims Romanno.

"What-what are talking about" fumes a now exhasperated Lizzie.

"Well supposing we DO find the money. Why should we share it equally with the other losers who were ultimately
no help in finding it?"

"Oh Robert do keep quiet." snaps Elizabeth.

"No man-the dude's talkin' sense, carry on Doc!" interrupts Malik.

"There's a smart man! Yes as I was saying. Who's to stop us say...sharing out half of the money between everyone else and
then keeping the other half between us! I mean we could just say that's all there was when we found it! "

"Oh for Heaven's sake -why should they believe that?" asks Lydia.

"Hey! who's gonna tell 'em otherwise? The dead guy? Pu-lease!" laughs Romano.

"DUDE-I AM SO ON BOARD!!" screams Malik enthusiastically.

"OK-so we're all in on it togther right! Now let's just make sure WE are the ones who find it first..."

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Finally, the team of Kerry, Kim, Conni and Randi (who 'borrowed' an ambulance by the way) are diligently
patrolling the city trying to find an area that fit's Heaven/Hell description.

"Are we there yet?" whines Randi while chewing on some gum.

"NO!!!!!!!!!" scream back the other three for the 100th time.

"How can we be there yet-we don't know where we're going!!" says Kerry as shakes a fist at another
car that cut her off.

"WAIT A MINUTE! I think I know where it might be!!" rejoices Kim.

"Where?" ask the other three eagerly.

"YOu ever hear of the lesbain night club, 'Heavenly Hell'...?"

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[narrator voice:]

-Will Kerry, Kim, Conni and Randi find treasure at the Lesbian Night Club?
-Will Mark, MAlucci, Luka and Haleh be able to pass off as Hells Angels?
-Will Elizabeth, Lydia, Romanno and Malik be able to pull off their little scam?
-Will Peter, Yosh, and Chuny find the treasure bfore contracting frost bite from being couped up on a bus with Cleo?
-Will Carter fix the cement truck before Abby, Susan, and Deb claw eachother's eyes out?

All will be revealed in the next chapter of It's a mad, mad, mad mad world.

(THat is if you want it to be revealed?)

Baby jen xx