Scary WWF
Chapter Two: To safety?

I don't own any of the characters, Vince wwfe do etc…

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Jeff: Oooooh look at the planes

Amy: There like birds, so so very (wipes a tear away) beautiful

Matt: Stop being freaks, the two of you

Checkout Lady: Could I have your tickets please, Mr…

Matt: Hardy, There you go

C L: Thank you (Flashes eyebrows) You are sexed, I I mean seated on row 4, seat 7, on top, I mean first class

Jeff: I think she likes us

Matt: Yeah, sure Jeff

Amy: Girls dig us Matt

Jeff: Hey that's my line

Amy: Blame the scriptwriters, or are you gonna take on… Mighty Woodpecker Amy? (Strikes dramtic pose)

Matt: Quit making a seen

C L: Thank you for flying with me, I mean Monarch Airlines (Licks Lips)

Matt: BYE!

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Ring Ring

Vince: Vince McMahon

Voice: Hello

Vince: Who the hell are you

Voice: Well that would ruin the game, but a bit of advice, don't put the phone down

Vince: What game

Voice: Where are you

Vince: At work, where are you

Voice: At your work

Vince: If this is some kinda joke some one isn't gonna be getting paid

Voice: I Don't think you're gonna be paying anyone

Vince: Why, Oh no no, Shit, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Cabin Crew Lady: Hi, I'm Amanda I will be looking after you on this flight to New York

Jeff: Do we get peanuts dude?

Amanda: Yes (Looks scared)

Matt: Ignore him he's just a tad, well completly mad

Amy: Amanda, STOP LOOKIN AT MY BOYFRIEND

Amanda: Huh?

Amy: MIGHTY WOODPECKER AMY! (Starts doing action like woodpecker into Amanda's chest)

Matt: I really worry about that girl's sexuality

Jeff: Girls dig her man

Big bang is heard from the front of the plane and a nose comes flying out

Amy: Well I sorted her out

Jeff: Ooooh Matt, I got a free nose in my coke

Matt: Oh god!

Jeff: Do you think were be safe in New York Matt

Amy: They always have elephants to hide in

Matt: Amy is that an ear stuck to your top

Amy: Oh yeah, so it is

Matt: What the hell did you do in there

Amy: That would be telling!

Jeff: Matt there's a zombie outside my window

Matt: Yeah Jeff

Jeff: No look it's the fit Amanda woman, minus a few body parts

Matt: AMY!

Jeff: Scooby doo!

Lita: Huh

Matt: What?

Jeff: SHAG ME BABY, YEAH!

Amy: Ahem, Matt we left those nasty people behind haven't we, were be safe in New York wont we?

Matt: Sure we will Amy, sure we will…

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Ok hopefully it will get better (there's hope yet, possibly!) when we get into the story, is Vince really dead or did he just see something scary like Stephanie! All will be reviled!