Scary WWF
Chapter Two: To safety?
I don't own any of the characters, Vince wwfe do etc…
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Jeff: Oooooh look at the planes
Amy: There like birds, so so very (wipes a tear away) beautiful
Matt: Stop being freaks, the two of you
Checkout Lady: Could I have your tickets please, Mr…
Matt: Hardy, There you go
C L: Thank you (Flashes eyebrows) You are sexed, I I mean seated on row 4, seat 7, on top, I mean first class
Jeff: I think she likes us
Matt: Yeah, sure Jeff
Amy: Girls dig us Matt
Jeff: Hey that's my line
Amy: Blame the scriptwriters, or are you gonna take on… Mighty Woodpecker Amy? (Strikes dramtic pose)
Matt: Quit making a seen
C L: Thank you for flying with me, I mean Monarch Airlines (Licks Lips)
Matt: BYE!
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Ring Ring
Vince: Vince McMahon
Voice: Hello
Vince: Who the hell are you
Voice: Well that would ruin the game, but a bit of advice, don't put the phone down
Vince: What game
Voice: Where are you
Vince: At work, where are you
Voice: At your work
Vince: If this is some kinda joke some one isn't gonna be getting paid
Voice: I Don't think you're gonna be paying anyone
Vince: Why, Oh no no, Shit, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Cabin Crew Lady: Hi, I'm Amanda I will be looking after you on this flight to New York
Jeff: Do we get peanuts dude?
Amanda: Yes (Looks scared)
Matt: Ignore him he's just a tad, well completly mad
Amy: Amanda, STOP LOOKIN AT MY BOYFRIEND
Amanda: Huh?
Amy: MIGHTY WOODPECKER AMY! (Starts doing action like woodpecker into Amanda's chest)
Matt: I really worry about that girl's sexuality
Jeff: Girls dig her man
Big bang is heard from the front of the plane and a nose comes flying out
Amy: Well I sorted her out
Jeff: Ooooh Matt, I got a free nose in my coke
Matt: Oh god!
Jeff: Do you think were be safe in New York Matt
Amy: They always have elephants to hide in
Matt: Amy is that an ear stuck to your top
Amy: Oh yeah, so it is
Matt: What the hell did you do in there
Amy: That would be telling!
Jeff: Matt there's a zombie outside my window
Matt: Yeah Jeff
Jeff: No look it's the fit Amanda woman, minus a few body parts
Matt: AMY!
Jeff: Scooby doo!
Lita: Huh
Matt: What?
Jeff: SHAG ME BABY, YEAH!
Amy: Ahem, Matt we left those nasty people behind haven't we, were be safe in New York wont we?
Matt: Sure we will Amy, sure we will…
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Ok hopefully it will get better (there's hope yet, possibly!) when we get into the story, is Vince really dead or did he just see something scary like Stephanie! All will be reviled!
