Scary WWF
Chapter Three: Forming A Team
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Police Officer: Sorry sir you can't come in here
Matt: Why?
P O: There's been an attack on one Mr…McMahon
Matt: Vince? What happened?
P O: It would seem its another attack by The Invisible One
Matt: Oh, thanks sir
Jeff: Whets going on Matt
Matt: There's just been an accident Jeff that's all
Amy: Do you think that mighty wo…
Matt: No Amy, I don't think so
Jeff: It's not that invisible guy again is it?
Matt: Yeah, and its something to do with Vince
Amy: How did he get over here (leaps about looking under burger boxes on floor)
Matt: AMY! He won't be under them
Amy: I Knew, I'm hungry
Jeff: Me to Matty
Matt: Did you just call me Matty
Jeff: I dint say that
Amy: Hey that's my line!
Jeff: Go tell someone that care's woman! I kick butt with insults!
Matt: You really don't!
Laura (TV Presenter): Hello, I'm Laura Wetndwild reporting for NBC live from outside the WWF New York HQ, where Vince McMahon has just been attacked by 'The Invisible One'. Police have not yet released a statement but early reports say that Mr McMahon is in a critical state in hospital. Expect a full statement by the police and WWF in the next hour, This has been Laura…
Amy: It's the bitch that dissed Steps! (Spinning around in a circle) MIGHTY WOODPECKER ON THE RAMPAGE!
Laura: …Wetndwild (Amy runs right into her) reporting for NBC, U bitch, can I say bitch on TV, no oh, Back to the studio
Amy: Why you diss Steps, WHY!
Laura: Cos…I Love you
Amy: Well come closer
Laura: Ok (Walks straight past Amy to Matt) Hi Mr… hehe HARDY!
Matt: Erm…Hi! I don't think this is the best time, We got try work out what's going on, right Jeff
Jeff: Phwoar! Girls dig us Matt
Matt: JEFF! And anyway girls dig me
Amy: Why wont girls dig me, I get left with you (Runs off crying)
Laura: Well, I'm always up for a good story, so maybe I could help you
Matt: I dunno
Laura: Please (Starting to lick Matt's neck)
Matt: SURE!
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Inside Lauras hotel room…
Matt: Jeff put Laura's lipstick down
Amy: It looks like a dildo!
Jeff: Hehe lets play with it
Amy: Oooooh yeah
Matt: AMY!
Amy: Sorry Matty poo!
Matt: Ok then
Amy: You know you said you would do anything for me Matt
Matt: Yeah…
Amy: Will you have a sex change
Laura and Jeff Gasp
Matt: Erm…Ill have to think about that one!
Laura: So then, Matt hehe, What's the plan
Matt: Well, were gonna have to speak to everyone in the WWF first and try not let the police find out
Jeff: Ill keep my ears open and eyes closed
Amy: We could play hide and seek!
Laura: So are we a team then, hehe (putting hand on Matt's Leg)
Matt: Yeah, were gonna sort this out
Jeff: FOUND YOU!
Matt: Oh god, kill me now!
Ring Ring
Jeff: Hiyerrrrrrrrrr
Voice: Hello
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Hmmm…. Gettin into the story now! A bit of the cliffhanger! So will Vince live on or not, will Laura rape Matt, is her surname really.. .Wetndwild! Find out soon!
