Scary WWF
Chapter Three: Forming A Team

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Police Officer: Sorry sir you can't come in here

Matt: Why?

P O: There's been an attack on one Mr…McMahon

Matt: Vince? What happened?

P O: It would seem its another attack by The Invisible One

Matt: Oh, thanks sir

Jeff: Whets going on Matt

Matt: There's just been an accident Jeff that's all

Amy: Do you think that mighty wo…

Matt: No Amy, I don't think so

Jeff: It's not that invisible guy again is it?

Matt: Yeah, and its something to do with Vince

Amy: How did he get over here (leaps about looking under burger boxes on floor)

Matt: AMY! He won't be under them

Amy: I Knew, I'm hungry

Jeff: Me to Matty

Matt: Did you just call me Matty

Jeff: I dint say that

Amy: Hey that's my line!

Jeff: Go tell someone that care's woman! I kick butt with insults!

Matt: You really don't!

Laura (TV Presenter): Hello, I'm Laura Wetndwild reporting for NBC live from outside the WWF New York HQ, where Vince McMahon has just been attacked by 'The Invisible One'. Police have not yet released a statement but early reports say that Mr McMahon is in a critical state in hospital. Expect a full statement by the police and WWF in the next hour, This has been Laura…

Amy: It's the bitch that dissed Steps! (Spinning around in a circle) MIGHTY WOODPECKER ON THE RAMPAGE!

Laura: …Wetndwild (Amy runs right into her) reporting for NBC, U bitch, can I say bitch on TV, no oh, Back to the studio

Amy: Why you diss Steps, WHY!

Laura: Cos…I Love you

Amy: Well come closer

Laura: Ok (Walks straight past Amy to Matt) Hi Mr… hehe HARDY!

Matt: Erm…Hi! I don't think this is the best time, We got try work out what's going on, right Jeff

Jeff: Phwoar! Girls dig us Matt

Matt: JEFF! And anyway girls dig me

Amy: Why wont girls dig me, I get left with you (Runs off crying)

Laura: Well, I'm always up for a good story, so maybe I could help you

Matt: I dunno

Laura: Please (Starting to lick Matt's neck)

Matt: SURE!

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Inside Lauras hotel room…

Matt: Jeff put Laura's lipstick down

Amy: It looks like a dildo!

Jeff: Hehe lets play with it

Amy: Oooooh yeah

Matt: AMY!

Amy: Sorry Matty poo!

Matt: Ok then

Amy: You know you said you would do anything for me Matt

Matt: Yeah…

Amy: Will you have a sex change

Laura and Jeff Gasp

Matt: Erm…Ill have to think about that one!

Laura: So then, Matt hehe, What's the plan

Matt: Well, were gonna have to speak to everyone in the WWF first and try not let the police find out

Jeff: Ill keep my ears open and eyes closed

Amy: We could play hide and seek!

Laura: So are we a team then, hehe (putting hand on Matt's Leg)

Matt: Yeah, were gonna sort this out

Jeff: FOUND YOU!

Matt: Oh god, kill me now!

Ring Ring

Jeff: Hiyerrrrrrrrrr

Voice: Hello

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Hmmm…. Gettin into the story now! A bit of the cliffhanger! So will Vince live on or not, will Laura rape Matt, is her surname really.. .Wetndwild! Find out soon!