******The Gundam Cast Interveiw pt.1******


Me: Sooooooooo *giggle* are we gonna get these interveiws under way or
what??

Duo pulling cheeze out of his hair: Uhhhhhh sure!

Heero: So who are you going to interveiw first anyway?

Me: Well why don't I let you guys decide....

-Everyone imediately points in Zechs' direction-

Zechs: Me??!!!!?

Duo: You are the one that started this mess Pally.

-Zechs sweatdrops-

Zechs: Oh....alright! But I'll get you back Duo [deathglare x4]

Me: Alright then. Can the rest of you say under control while were away?
Hmmmmm?

All: Yes.... -.-;

Me: Good, it won't be long.

-We lead Zechs into a private room, where the interveiw will take place-

Zechs: Lets hurry this up shal......Oh my stars!

-At that point Zechs has spotted the pizza box on the table-

Me: Well i see you found the deluxe extra supreme cheeze pizza.

Zechs: Did you say cheeze?!!!!!???!?!?!

Me: Yes i did, why don't you.... O.O!

-Zechs has doven for the pizza at this point-

Me: .......help yourself..... -.-;;

Zechs: Mmmmmmmmmmm cheezey..

Me: Zechs please have a seat over here.

-Zechs grabs the pizza and has a seat while shovoling the pizza in his
mouth. We now turn on the camera-

Me: Alright Zechs, who would you say you connect best on the show with?

Zechs with a mouth full of pizza: ummmmmm hewwo

Me: For all of you out there that can't understand the language of pizza,
he said Herro. Now Zechs, why would you say you connect with Heero best?

Zechs: Wewl he is werry nobwil and *gulp* very dedicated. being a very
nobile person myself, i feel we work well together.

-Apperantly the other GW cast members are watching the live interveiw on
t.v.- o.o;

*Cast Room*

Noin: I find that kinda funny coming from a man who by all means wants to
defeat you Heero...

Heero: .......

*Interveiw Room*

Me: Alrighty, now Zechs, who do you have the most friction with on the
show?

Zechs: Duo!!! [deathglare to me x2]

Me: EEEeeeep! and why's that Zechs?

Zechs: He was the one that ate the last of the cheeze pizza!!!!!!!!

Me: -sigh- of course...the pizza -.-;

Zechs: Are you insulting the cheezy goodness of pizza??!!!!?

-Zechs stands up now glaring at me-

Me: uhhhhhhhh No! Of course not!

*C.R.* (Cast room)

Duo: Oh god....I'm dead *sweatdrop*

Quatre: Yeah and I think after he's done with you, Zechs' is gonna kill
that interveiwer

*I.R.* (Interveiw room)

Zechs: Good. Now lets continue, and make it quick.

Me: Why's that Zechs?

Zechs: Well 1: I'm sweating under this mask, and it's messing up my hair.
2: I'm running outta cheeze pizza here......

*C.R.*

Duo, Heero, Trowa & Quatre: He has pizza????? *chibi pouts form all 4 GW
guys*

Wufei: You weak onnas! Can't you go a day without pizza!?

Duo: Heh, well can't you go a day without saying Injustice, and calling
people weak??!!

*I.R.*

Zechs continuing: 3: I have to go to the bathroom!........

*C.R.*

-the 5 GW pilots stop arguing and fall over laughing at the fact that
Zechs had just announced that he had to go to the bathroom on national
telivision-

*I.R.*

Zechs continuing still: and finnaly....I still have to kill Duo.

*C.R.*

Duo: AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hide Me!!!

Wufei muttering: your such a weak onna Maxwell.... -.-;

*I.R.*

Me: Alright i'll hurry this along then.... next question; Do you have your
eyes on anyone Zechs?

Zechs: No. Well no one that i can say on camera that is.

Me: Well, a bit secretive are we Zechs?

Zechs: For security measures. If i told you, I'd have to kill you.

Me: -gulp- alrighty then...moving along...

*C.R.*

Duo: Yeah that's cause he has a secret crush on Wu-man!

-Heero, Trowa & Quatre burst out into laughter while Noin, Hilde, and the
rest of the GW girls sweatdrop massivley. Wufei grabs his katana and
chases Duo around the room-

Duo while running like a wussy: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't mean it
Wu-man! Honestly!

Wufei chasing Duo maniac-style: You weak onna! Get back her Maxwell! Be a
man!

Duo still running: Herro! Help! Common!....... Trowa??!!!? Quatre?!!!???

Herro: hahaha you get what you deserve Duo!

Duo still running even more: But Wu-man's trying to kill me! He's turned
into a maniac! Common HELP!!!!!!!!!

Wufei: A maniac!??!!! Thats it stop being such a weak onna and face your
fate Maxwell!

*I.R.*

Me: Now Zechs, how do you feel about each of your cast members? Lets start
with Trowa...

Zechs: Well Trowa's alright. I mean, you'd think he'd be the mature and
collected one, but he's just as loud and annoying as that damned Duo at
times.

*C.R.*

Trowa: What I am not annoying!

Quatre: *goes and hugs Trowa* I know your not Trowie.

-Duo, Wufei, Heero, Treize, and the rest all look at Quatre and massivley
sweatdrop-

Quatre: What?!!!?

*I.R.*

Me: Alright, that's kind of surprising. What about Heero?

Zechs: Well you gotta respect the guy. I mean he takes on alot of
responsibility. He's often childish but thats alright.

*C.R.*

Duo: Ha! Now i get it! Zechs' secret crush is.......

Heero: Don't you dare say it Duo.....

Duo: -gulp- I'm just gonna shut-up now -.-;

*I.R.*

Me: Alright fair enough. How about Quatre?

Zechs: Well when I first met him, i kinda actually thought he was a
girl.......

*C.R.*

Quatre: WHAT???!!!!!

-The Gw boys all roll over with laughter-

*I.R.*

Zechs continuing: .....and then when i found out he actualy was a guy, I
thought he was gay...But other than that. He's pretty cool.

*C.R.*

Quatre: !!!!! ......

Duo: hahahahahahahahahahahaha! So what's up Qua-man? Why are you not
flipin' out? Or....are you really gay????

Quatre blushing slightly: I'm just too shocked to say anything. Thats all.

Heero & Duo: rrrrrriiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt.......

*I.R.*

Me: And what about Wufei??

*C.R.*

Duo: heh heh heh this should be good. *evil chibi-like grin*

All: Just shut-up Duo!

*I.R.*

Zechs: Well Wufei, he's way too tempermental. But I think he's a pretty
annoying guy overal. Always ranting about women being weak, and injustice
being done. How utterly irritating....

*C.R.*

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!

Quatre & Trowa: here we goooo....... -.-;

Wufei: This is pure Injustice! I can't believe he called me annoying! I'm
not Maxwell!!!!!!

Duo: HEY!!!

*I.R.*

Me: And well, I'd like you to ellaborate more on your feelings towards
Duo. Where do you stand with him?

Zechs: DUO!!!!!!! That pizza snatching, pulling down my pants-er,
long-haired asshole!!!!!! I'm gonna kill him!

*C.R.*

All: Whoa!!!!!!

Heero: Well he's pissed.....

Wufei: heh heh Maxwell, if your afraid of me, you better kill yourself
now before Peacecraft does it for you...

Duo: EEEEP!!!! *grabs a breakstick*

Herro: I don't think thats gonna defend your life very well Duo....

Duo: Uhhhhhhh *panicing* uhhhhhhh *graps a block of cheeze*

Trowa: You know, that cheeze might save your life.....sadly enough.. -.-;

*I.R.*

Me: Ooooookkkkk... i'm sorry i asked.... how about your sister Relena?

Zechs: Very nice, and kind, and very stubborn. She constantly insists on
hanging and stalking Heero. -sigh-

*C.R.*

Relena shouting at the T.V: Zechs! I do not! you liar!

Quatre: Uhhhhh i don't think he can hear you Relena....

Duo: Weither she's yellin' at the T.V or not, he's donw the hall. And
common, with a voice that defening, he's bound to hear her.

-Relena smacks Duo very hard-

Duo: Ow! What did I do!?!!!??

Wufei: Maxwell you gotta learn to......

All except Duo: ......SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!

-Duo sweatdrops-

*I.R.*

Me: Ok what about Dorothy and Cathrine?

Zechs: Ummmm well I gotta tell you... they're quite annoying, but ya gotta
love all the attention. To them I'm just a mega-babe-hunk.

*C.R.*

-Dorothy & Cathrine are now plastered infront of the T.V, bowing to
they're beloved Zechs Peacecraft.-

Cathrine & Dorothy: We love you Zechs!!!!!!

Cathrine: Common Zechs! Flaunt that ass! Don't sit on it!

Dorothy: Yeah shake it Zechie!

-Enormously huge sweatdrops form everyone except Dorothy, and Cathrine who
are plastered still to the wonder that is Zechs.-

*I.R.*

Me: Thats great. Eveyone needs fans. How do you feel about Hilde,
Sally & Noin?

Zechs: Well Hilde is a very aggressive person. I can really see her in a
gundam. Sally, is a very great officer, but her obvious attraction to
someone who will remain nameless cause i'll be killed, is what makes her
a lot less magical. In a sense of course. As for Noin, she is a wonder
worker. She's the best. Always there, and getting things done. A true
soilder, and friend as well.

*C.R.*

-Noin blushes deep burgandy red-

Duo singing: Noin and Zechs sittin' in a tree......

Noin: Duo!!!!

Duo still singing: K-I-S-S-......

Noin: [deathglare to Duo xgod only knows how much]

Duo: I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!! Noin & Zechs!!!!!! Noin & Zechs!!!!!! Noin & Zechs!!
hehahahahaha! *runs and hides behind Trowa & Quatre for protection*

Noin: I'll Kill you Duo!!!!! I swear!

Wufei: What else is new. Everyone wants to kill Maxwell -.-;

*I.R.*

ME: Alrighy, and lastly Treize.

Zechs: Treize is an awesome guy. Except, he need to lose the bitch, Une.

*C.R.*

Treize: Heeeeeeeyyyyyy......Hey! You know..... I think he's right!
*calls up Lady Une on his cell phone* Hello, Lady Une?

Une over phone: Mister Treize??

Treize: Yes, Une. Oh Lady Une...... Your fired. I'm sorry....wait! I'm not
sorry! *hangs up the cell on Lady Une*

Noin sweatdroping: Who can honestly say they saw that one comming?....

*I.R.*

Me: Well...Thankyou Zechs for that....intreguing interveiw.

Zechs: Your welcome.....can I go now??????

Me: Yes of course. *to camera* When we come back, we'll have yet another
interesting interveiw with a cast member from Gundam Wing....

-cuts to a comercial while the camera man, Zechs and myself walk into the
cast room-

Zechs: Duo!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: ummmmmmmmmm yikes!!!!! *arms himself with the block of cheeze*

Zechs: CHEEZE!!!!!!!!! GIMMIE!!!!!!!

Duo: Only if you don't hurt me Zech-man!

Wufei: here we go......again...... -.-;

Zechs: Alright just gimmie the cheeze!!!!!!

-Duo gives Zechs the cheeze as everyone else sweatdrops-

""Who will be the next victim.....i mean interveiwed??? Will Zechs ever
kill Duo?? Will we ever find out Zechs' Crush? And is Quatre really gay??
Find out in the next interveiw!!!! maybe....... Muahahahahahaha ^_^

-the readers sweatdrop-

Me: HEY!!!!! o.o;;