Scary WWF
Chapter Four: Making contact
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Laura: Hey that's my cell phone
Jeff: Oooooh, can I have it
Laura: NO!
Jeff: Bah humbug!
Laura: (Edges away) Erm…Hello
Voice: Hi it's me, Ropo
Laura: Ropo?
Ropo: Yes, your fucking camera man don't you remember anything
Laura: Oh! Hehe, I'm sorry, I got busy hehe (Winking at Matt)
Ropo: Riiiiiight, well the boss said if we don't have a report in ten then you're fired
Laura: Hehe, your funny, hehe
Ropo: Just get you ass down here now girl
Laura: Actually its queen leaf hardy…
Phones buzzing
Laura: He hung up, BIATCH!
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Laura: Hello, this is Laura hehe Wetnwild reporting about hehe the filamonshaldo… (Whispers) What am I reporting about?
Ropo: Fuckin hell, shit I can't say that, shit I did it again, arghh the murder!
Laura: You said a naughty word hehe! Oh yeah, the murder of some guy that isn't dead, Anyway back to the hehe I mean hehe studio!
Ropo: Do you think there gonna sack you?
Laura: ME! I'm beautiful daharlin hehe!
Ropo: But you never say anything, except hehe
Laura: Less is hehe I mean more daharlin! And I say daharlin daharlin
Amy: Sorry to interrupt this mad show but will you fuck me
Ropo: Ok
Amy: No not you
Laura: ARGHHHHHHH HEHE!
Amy: Well Matt wont have a sex change
Jeff: OOOOH! Can you Matt?
Matt: Erm… Yes nobody, I'm coming!
Jeff: HEY! NOBODYS MY FRIEND!
Matt: We know Jeff, We know
Big milk carton wonder up giving out samples of K-Milk
Milk Carton: Hello! Buy new K-Milk to brighten up your day
Jeff: Ooooooooh milk, better than sex, i've never had sex (starts to cry)
Milk Carton: MY MILK!
Matt: Is that Kurt?
Milk Carton takes off top half
Kurt: Yes, how you know
Laura: It kinda says hehe…Kurt on your top dumbass
Amy: You called my baby
Laura: Hehe huh?
Amy: You want your Amy?
Matt: AMY!
Laura: MATHEHET
Jeff: KURT!
Kurt: JEFF!
Jeff: Lets swim naked in a bath of milk
Matt: Kill me now
Mysterious Girl: OK! (Appearing out of no where) MWHAHAHAH HAVE YOU SEEN HANIBAL!
Matt: Yeah, why?
Mysterious Girl: YOUR ABOUT TO BE IN IT, OH SORRY ILL HAVE TO KILL YOU SOME OTHER TIME MUMMYS CALLING (Disappears)
Matt: What the fuck is up with this place!
Laura: We can hehe fuck!
Amy: OK!
Laura: OH MY GOD HEHE!
Ring Ring
Laura: Hehello
Voice: Your teams gonna try find me is it then?
Laura: Yeah were gonna track your hehe down if you're that killer guy
Voice: DON'T SAY HEHE WOMAN!
Laura: Ok, where are you? How you know I saying hehe
Voice: Cos' your on the phone to me
Laura: Oh hehe yeah
Voice: Anyway dick head, if you wanna find me, come alone at twelve to night to where you are now, ALONE!
Laura: Hehe, ok. Are we gonna play sex games?
Phones silent
Laura: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HANG UP ON ME!
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Not really getting into the plot yet, but next chapter will have more dying and were start to track em down, get clues and will Laura be the new Sherlock?
